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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

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Madeleine the Party Mayor

I just want M. le Maire to be fun and into parties

The first time he meets Javert in his office he casually offers him some 19th century tequila to celebrate

The closest thing 19th century M-sur-M has to a night club thrives (and since Hugh Jackman can dance) M. le Maire is a fantastic dancer

Maybe there's less crime? Everyone is happy and laid back and M le Maire is still really charitable, so things in the town are great. Sure there are drunken fights, but Madeleine's parties are so well hosted and organised that doesn't happen all that much

(if you want to do pairings then maybe Madeleine spends a lot of time trying to convince the uptight Inspector to do body shots in private with him?)
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Glasses that prevent champagne from going flat, smoke-free lamp oil and some new touchy-feely dances are but few of Madeleine's numerous inventions
The town is so happy and laid-back crime is practically nonexistent, which means Javert is practically out of a job and climbing the walls because of excess energy
He keeps skulking around the edges of Madeleine's parties, glowering at people, daring them to commit some small offense so he has an excuse to jump them
This is all a part of some sinister plan, a mayor shouldn't be so happy and so irritatingly cosy with his subjects, his charity and kindness can't be genuine
Madeleine glowing and happy, circulating, dancing, touching people, listening to their grievances, offering his help and canapes
The inspector is the only one who doesn't seem to be enjoying himself, what a deeply unpleasant man, but kind of pretty if you like that sort of thing
He really could use some loosening up, but apparently the only way to make him accept a drink is to hold him down and pour it down his throat
Hmm there's a thought
Snap out of it, Madeleine, you won't find him so pretty when he's dragging you back to Toulon
I know, I'll make him dance with me, let's see him be suspicious and threatening when he's stumbling over his own feet
Dancing is frivolous, Monsieur la Maire, and I've never taken the time to learn
Is he here on his own time? Then he can't turn down a dance without giving offense
Is he on the job? Then he can't refuse the mayor
They dance together and it is confusing
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Re: Madeleine the Party Mayor

These prompts in combination have, for the first time ever, made me want to read Valvert.
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Re: Madeleine the Party Mayor

Three cheers for OP!

Now the only thing missing is a fill.
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Re: Madeleine the Party Mayor

Jean Valjean? I don't know who you're talking about, old sport.
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