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Grantaire managed to make it all the way to 'executed revolutionary' almost entirely because he loves partying with his buddies. What other extreme situations/groups has he found himself in, sitting around and blinking in realisation that everything around him is way more serious than he was prepared for, or going along with it because he doesn't particularly care about how anything turns out?

*Or whatever number works best.

Enjolras as the Single Man (Courfeyrac entered him as a joke, that reality TV loving bastard)

Grantaire as the banterous presenter

Enjolras comes down, blazing avenging angel mode, and starts using the show as a platform to explain how reality dating shows, whilst being dangerously heteronormative, are a perfect microcosm of the hateful misogyny that is the patriarchy by reducing women to objects for entertainment capable of communicating only in snappy come ons.

And then grantaire, who'd been distracted by the way the studio lights made (what's his name, did he even say?)'s perfect marble skin glow like the Apollo Belvedere and was that La Marseillaise he'd come down to? Starts arguing right back like no no you've got it all wrong this show is just a light hearted satire of the whole hooking up in a club dynamic with the male performing ridiculous stunts while the females judge

And all the girls are like what is going on? Is it time to switch the lights on or off because as hot as the blonde dude is can't deal with the whole political angst thing and is grantaire, are they seriously making out? Like what? They haven't even been to Fernandos? This is a Live show people.