- The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
- Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.
Grantaire(/any, if you want) - Five* things he drank his way into
*Or whatever number works best.
Enjolras/Grantaire Take Me Out AU
Grantaire as the banterous presenter
Enjolras comes down, blazing avenging angel mode, and starts using the show as a platform to explain how reality dating shows, whilst being dangerously heteronormative, are a perfect microcosm of the hateful misogyny that is the patriarchy by reducing women to objects for entertainment capable of communicating only in snappy come ons.
And then grantaire, who'd been distracted by the way the studio lights made (what's his name, did he even say?)'s perfect marble skin glow like the Apollo Belvedere and was that La Marseillaise he'd come down to? Starts arguing right back like no no you've got it all wrong this show is just a light hearted satire of the whole hooking up in a club dynamic with the male performing ridiculous stunts while the females judge
And all the girls are like what is going on? Is it time to switch the lights on or off because as hot as the blonde dude is can't deal with the whole political angst thing and is grantaire, are they seriously making out? Like what? They haven't even been to Fernandos? This is a Live show people.
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