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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Is that a gun in your pants, Marius?

(Anonymous)
During one of Marius and Cosette's rendezvouses, Cosette notices that there is a bulge in Marius' pants where his modesty should be. Being all innocent and virginal and having received little to no sexual education, Cosette becomes very frightened and thinks that Marius is actually carrying a gun. Cue awkward Marius telling her about erections. "No, Cosette, I'm just happy to see you."
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Re: Is that a gun in your pants, Marius?

(Anonymous)
Oh my god
this is so funny i don't even have words
i think i have stretched my laughing muscule
seconded!
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Panty sniffing

(Anonymous)
Okay, this kind of a weird/gross kink, but whatever, I have it.

Cosette's gone to visit her fathers for a week. Marius shoves his face in her dirty panties and jacks off.
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Re: Panty sniffing

(Anonymous)
Don't feel bad, anon, you like what you like. I know I shouldn't be one to judge.

That being said, I did laugh, because I got an image of Marius gathering all of Cosette's dirty panties in a pile and then jumping into it and making dirty panty angels or something.
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Combeferre's Dom cooing over him, telling what a pretty boy he is, and anything else you want to add.
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yes please because Combeferre is a pretty little boy
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E/R, problematic omegaverse

(Anonymous)
Okay so we all love the Omegaverse fics where Enjolras is a huge omega liberation booster. But WHAT IF alpha!jolras actually felt about omegas more or less the way canon!jolras felt about women: basically doesn't give a shit about them, thinks they're a distraction, doesn't want them in meetings etc. And then omega!Grantaire comes along and he's just /extra/ distracting, isn't he? Cue Enjolras deciding to get it out of his system and take home the mouthy bitch for some good old fashioned stress relief, and getting a whole lot more than he bargained for -- by which I mean challenges to his world view and unexpected ~emotions~ that threaten to make everything more complicated.

(what I'd really like here is not woobie!Grantaire who thinks he deserves to be treated badly, but feisty Grantaire who will put up with a lot for Enjolras but isn't going to take being treated like a second class citizen lying down. And Enjolras being harsh and domineering because that is my kink, but being able to evolve and gradually develop a healthier relationship)
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Re: E/R, problematic omegaverse

(Anonymous)
oh god this is everything i have ever wanted
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canon era fem! e/r

(Anonymous)
fem! e/r have been together for a while until grantaire's parents decide that she has to be married. they make love on grantaire's wedding night. really sweet, emotional, goodbye sex
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sub!R/Dom!ferre, D/s, rough punishment caning

(Anonymous)
So Combeferre is usually a really cuddly, loving dom who loves to spoil his good boy rotten, but his punishments are the toughest R's ever gotten.

That's mostly it, I was just needing a rough D/s punishment scene where Combeferre is really rough and canes R into a sobbing mess.

Bonus: if it's a poly e/R/ferre ship (sorry they're my forever OT3), just include e however you want (though I'd rather if he was also a Dom if he would be part of the kinky parts)

Bonus Bonus: loving aftercare, with 'ferre dotting on his shaky sub and taking care of him. Maybe they make love, maybe they just cuddle, idk, i just wanted it to end sweetly?
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Re: sub!R/Dom!ferre, D/s, rough punishment caning - FILL

(Anonymous)
Hello - I spotted this prompt and decided to fill it, hope it's ok.

I posted it to AO3 at archiveofourown~org /works /3096320
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An innocent one, but how about Les Amis having a table at their college's involvement fair? Enjolras pontificating on Very Serious Issues while the girls (and guys) all cluster around the hot dude whose mouth keeps moving. Courfeyrac flirting people into signing up. Combeferre shaking his head and keeping track of the sign up sheet, knowing almost none of these people are actually in it for the cause. Bonus points if they are Very Against whatever group is at the next table, and an awkward fight breaks out.
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J/Vj and Cosette tw character death.

(Anonymous)
Either Jean or Cosette dies. Everyone outside the family thinks Javert is unfeeling and cold about it. Only the other one left can see how he's falling apart inside but even then it takes a while for him to actually break and cry.

Break my heart please. Quastvert preferred
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Death of one of les amis

(Anonymous)
So, I feel awful for even suggesting this, but we have some really horrible (amazing) stories where Grantaire dies (SITUATIONAL IRONY FUCK) and some where Enjolras dies, but what about someone else?

What would happen to the group without, say, Courfeyrac? Courfeyrac who was the center, who brightened everyone's days, who was best mate with everybody? Or Combeferre? How Courfeyrac and Enjolras would even deal without Combeferre? How the rest of the group can live without their gentle, steady friend always ready to listen to them? What would happen without, Joly, or Bossuet, or Jehan, or Feuilly, or Bahorel?

So, basically, one of les amis (not Enjolras or Grantaire) dies, and the rest of his friends have to deal with it. All the stages of grief, all the angst, etc.

But maybe some hopeful note at the end? I can't even believe I'm prompting something sad, I hate sadness, but I think it would be very interesting in term of character study and friendships study, really. (if you want to put some shipping out there, I'm alright with most thing? I'm just incapable of reading something with Enjolras and Grantaire with somebody else? ><)
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Re: Death of one of les amis

(Anonymous)
Ooh, yes please. I especially like your Courfeyrac option.
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Secret!romantic R

(Anonymous)
Grantaire is a secret romantic (in the modern sense of the term?). Except it's not /actually/ a secret - everyone pretend they don't know, but it's really hard not to when he says things so romantic it makes Marius all dreamy, Jehan all inspired, and Enjolras all... confused? (I'm thinking Grantaire has an habit of pretending to mock his friends when they're "in love" except it doesn't sound mocking at all - like when he mocks "Marius's amours" in the brick)

Anyway, somehow Grantaire managed to be surprised and embarrassed and not-really-secretely-at-all touched when Enjolras finally decide to do some big romantic gesture for him to "prove his love" because, woh, how did Enjolras even /knew/ that he liked that kind of stuff???
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Quastvert gets dragged along by D'Artangon and The Three Musketeers.

(Anonymous)
Handwave it however you like (maybe he's time travelled when he tries to commit suicide) just send our police inspector off to retrive Anne of Austria's diamond earings with the motley quartet that Alexander Dumas created
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trans!Enjolras

(Anonymous)
This might work better in the modern setting, but canon or modern, I don't care.

I want assigned female at birth Enjolras being all ... Enjolras-like. Caring to much and doing things and wanting to change the world and being incredibly masculine. And I want his boyfriend to take him home and having some penis-in-vagina sex and both of them getting off on it.

Bonus points for, if it's canon era, talk about Enjolras taking the "passive" part in sex, possibly with other Amis.
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Re: trans!Enjolras

(Anonymous)
As a trans man who also enjoys PIV sex sometimes, I want this so badly.
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Grantaire/fem!Enjolras, face-sitting

(Anonymous)
Female Enjolras sitting on R's face being eaten out. Then they could switch with her being on all fours while Grantaire continues licking her pussy from behind.

No dub/non con please
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Re: Grantaire/fem!Enjolras, face-sitting

(Anonymous)
Oh god, I want a fill so bad. Someone, please
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When Combeferre and his Dom are home alone, Combeferre's not allowed to wear clothes, only his collar.
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Oh god yes
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Canon era post-BdM

(Anonymous)
After Enjolras witnesses the whole dominos thing, he's not eager to give Grantaire more things to do. Grantaire tells him he's an ingrate again. Okay, fine. But this time, Enjolras is going to up the stakes of failure. So he tells Grantaire to shave him.
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Re: Canon era post-BdM

(Anonymous)
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE HOTTEST THING OH MY GOD SECONDED
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