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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Valvert in the style of Jane Austen

(Anonymous)
thats it that is the prompt. give me sickening romance and "oh we can't possibly be together" and just pull out all the stops. Up to you if you want to attempt hot sex in the style of Jane Austen but bonus if you do. I would pay to see that.
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Re: Valvert in the style of Jane Austen

You are a gift to the world
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Valvert flash mob proposal

(Anonymous)
Flash mob where Javert is the one proposing and he goes to Marius, Cosette, and Les Amis to ask them if they would be in the flashmob where they're all dancing and a cheesy song is playing in the background. And I would just like to see Valjean being all shocked because Javert is never romantic and he goes and does this big thing. Then of course Valjean says yes and I want an excited Javert shouting out that he said yes.
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Les Amis as a gang of street kids

(Anonymous)
That's it that's the prompt.
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Re: Les Amis as a gang of street kids

(Anonymous)
Do you prefer modern era or canon era?
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Valvert Shaving Kink

(Anonymous)
Javert shaves off Valjean's body hair, preferably with a straight razor.
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Marius/Ep/Cosette: Footsie

(Anonymous)
There is a lack of this ship and honestly it's my ot3 sO. These three playing footsie and being happy. That's it. The rest is up to the filler. idk if you want to go for a canon era au where Ep doesn't actually die on the barricade and Marius and Cosette both fall in love and Eponine is just surrounded by the love of those two, or maybe a modern au where no on dies and Eponine also has two people she loves that love her the same? (these are just suggestions!!) but the point is. they are in love and happy and tease each other by nudging one another's feet. They may end up kicking, or having hot make outs. Maybe both. Who knows? Whether or not it ends up smut is up to filler. Footsie guys. Footsie.

(This is my first time prompting omg)
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e/R language

(Anonymous)
Enjolras subscribes to the idea that swearing is a crutch for the ineloquent, so he finds really creative (clean) ways of appreciating Grantaire's talents in bed.
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Re: e/R language

(Anonymous)
I can't decided whether I want to see this filled as totally hot and kinky or just total crack. I think either way would be totally awesome to read.
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Enjolras/Grantaire arranged marriage

(Anonymous)
Prince Enjolras is forced into an arranged marriage with Prince Grantaire in order to form an alliance between their warring kingdoms. Enjolras may have to accept the marriage to save his people's lives, but he doesn't have to like it.

Only, he finds that he really, really does. Even though his new husband won't stop mocking his plan to turn their joint kingdom into a republic once their parents are dead.
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire arranged marriage

(Anonymous)
I'm always so up for princes AUs !! Seconded !
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Jehan/Bahorel d/s size difference

(Anonymous)
Jehan is exactly as small, slight, and effeminate as he's usually drawn. Bahorel is the kind of guy who looks like he could beat up everyone you know and also everyone you don't know.

Jehan doms.

But he doesn't use any equipment. He controls his sub through force of will alone. He tells Bahorel to stay in position, and Bahorel does, even if it hurts. He tells Bahorel to edge himself for hours, and Bahorel does, no matter how much he wants to come. What Jehan says goes, and disobedience doesn't even occur to Bahorel.

Really, I just want to see small!Jehan domming big!Bahorel within an inch of his life without even needing to lay a finger on him.
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e/R, girl!R (tw: rape)

(Anonymous)
I have such a weakness for girl R, particularly with Enjolras remaining male!

I would love a story in which female R is kidnapped, maybe by someone les amis are working to bring down, idk, and is held captive for several days during which she is beaten and raped, etc., before the amis are able to break in a rescue her

I'd love some super angst hurt/comfort between female R and male Enjolras :)
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Enjolras/Bahorel, come on, people!

(Anonymous)
A couple of people have prompted this pairing but I haven't seen any fills (if I'm missing any please let me know!) and come on you guys, it could be soooo hot! Just think about it.

It's pretty easy to imagine that Enjolras has kind of a thing for danger. He likes that rush he gets when Things are Happening. So maybe that translates to having a thing for dangerous guys. Like Brad Pitt in Fight club... or like punk rock, Henry Rollins-esque Bahorel, who has connections to more radical groups, and is a lot more reckless about getting out there and breaking shit than Enjolras himself is. So Enjolras is ridiculously turned on by him and just wants him to hold him town and take him apart. And eventually Bahorel learns about this and happily goes along with it.

Seriously I just want porn with lots of UST followed by rough sex, you can add plot or angst or romance or politics or whatever you want. And I made it sound very modern AU but if you want to do the 1800s version that would also be great! I am so easy on this. I just don't want noncon or dubcon or major major sads.

(also I realized at the last minute that I had to add a comma so it didn't look like I was prompting for "come on people," although comeplay or facials would be totally welcome!)
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Enjolras/Grantaire d/s negotiation

(Anonymous)
I just want a scene of good negotiation before the beginning of a d/s relationship. And, if you can fit it in, how they act and feel when one partner's biggest kink is the other one's hardest limit.
(extra points if the limit is exhibitionism)
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire d/s negotiation

(Anonymous)
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i would read this so hard
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Jehan - not that sort of romance

(Anonymous)
I just really want Jehan's friends to keep going to Jehan for help with their romantic problems because, well, Jehan, he's a self-described romantic, right? And Jehan, while trying to be helpful, is just "??? nOT THAT SORT OF ROMANTIC GUYS." And just generally being really unhelpful because "uh if you want advice on like... lost innocence and death I'm here for you but I really have no idea how to make him notice you I'm so sorry??"

bonus if Jehan is aromantic and is like "I am literally the worst person to ask guys jfc pls sort your shit out"
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Re: Jehan - not that sort of romance

(Anonymous)
Seconded, because best prompt ever!
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Enjolras/Grantaire Soulmate AU

(Anonymous)
I read about a kind of soulmate au where the words printed on your skin aren't the first thing your soulmate says to you, but the thing they say that makes you realise you want to be with this person forever. And when I discovered this concept, my immediate thought was how deliciously tragic it would be if Enjolras' soulmark said "Do you permit it?"
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire Soulmate AU

(Anonymous)
You are a cruel, cruel person.
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Marius, Bed-Wetting, Hurt/Comfort

(Anonymous)
Marius had a bedwetting problem when he was a kid, and occasionally, to his continuing horror, he still wets the bed when he's stressed. Naturally, his grandfather was never kind about it, and none of it has helped Marius's rock bottom self-esteem. Unfortunately, when he leaves home he starts regularly wetting the bed again. Eventually he ends up living with Courfeyrac and he tries desperately to hide it but eventually Courfeyrac does find out. Cue Marius bursting into tears and then a lot of comfort from Courfeyrac. I love kink but I'd prefer if there wasn't any here, please, I just want an h/c fic.

(Please?! I have no idea why I want to read this so much, but I do.)
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Re: Marius, Bed-Wetting, Hurt/Comfort

(Anonymous)
awww i love this idea, anon! i hope someone writes it :)
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Enjolras/Grantaire cellmates

(Anonymous)
Grantaire is in jail for... idk, something minor. He's delighted when he learns he's getting a new cellmate (Montparnasse is scary, okay, they say he's in for murder), but it turns out sharing a cell with Enjolras I-Didn't-Actually-Do-Anything-Wrong-It-Was-For-Justice may not actually be better. Monparnasse hadn't been likely to break Grantaire's heart, at least.
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