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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Turn Left at Gorbeau House

(Anonymous)
So. What if Cosette had come with Valjean when he returned to Gorbeau house? It could really mess things up, and since I am a sick person, I like wondering about scenarios like this one. I'd love to see someone's take on it - does Marius do something even more stupid than he did in the Brick? Does Valjean escape from a waiting Javert when he needs to protect/pull along Cosette as well? Do unpleasant things happen because Cosette makes an excellent hostage?

I'm hoping someone is interested in writing such an AU, because I want it to exist. I'm happy with most pairings/results, except maybe canon events unfolding smoothly the way they should. This would be a serious change, and canon should not be unaffected.

Ok, though I will admit that if someone still manages to include "Would you like my hat" they would receive a million internet eclairs, because that is my favorite Brick!Javert moment.
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Transguy Javert

(Anonymous)
I just really like the idea of canon-era transguy Javert. Naturally tall, stick on sideburns, somehow not killing himself with a homemade binder, trying to deepen his voice, everything. I want it.
If you make if Valvert with really supportive Valjean than you get what remains of my soul since I sold most of it to this dumb book. But that is totally optional.
oh my god im dying. captcha is "eat out". see even the capatcha wants valvert its a sign.
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Combeferre is a secret werewolf. When the moon and the planets are in just the right places for the first time in his life, he goes into heat. He and Enjolras are just friends, but the werewolf thinks of Enkolras as his mate.

Canon or modern era, up to you.
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Javert & Amis, being a good cop

(Anonymous)
Javert can be a prejudice, narrow-minded, inflexible douchecanoe to be sure, but he's also rigidly dedicated to following the law. So how about a story where he definitely is not overly fond of the Amis, since they make his life very difficult, but technically they haven't broken any laws.
Then A Crime Happens to one of them. I don't care what - an mugging, an assault, a rape, whatever, but it was something very upsetting. However, when they go to report the crime, Javert is the only available officer. They're worried he's going to cast them off or something because obviously he has no reason to have warm feelings about them, but instead he goes very intensive "this grave injustice will be solved" (and comforting to the person who was hurt)
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Re: Javert & Amis, being a good cop

(Anonymous)
This prompt is love. I want to see it filled badly. Because this is the other side of Javert's blind devotion to the law, and I love seeing it.
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Valjean/Javert

(Anonymous)
Valjean has never been attracted to men, but he's determined to be whatever Javert needs.
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Re: Valjean/Javert

(Anonymous)
Just to ask for clarification/preferences if OP is still around: Are we talking about het!Valjean or asexual!Valjean who isn't into anyone in general? Which one you'd like more, or is this 100% open to the choice of interpretation?
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Enjolras doesn't realise he has a sugar daddy

(Anonymous)
Give me oblivious!Enjolras to the nth degree
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Re: Enjolras doesn't realise he has a sugar daddy

(Anonymous)
I might fill this. Is modern AU okay?
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Robot!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
I was reading some of Asimov's works and noticed that the fully-functioning and human-esque robots all have the prefix R (for Robot).

So I was wondering if anyone could give me some Robot Grantaire where he passes as human with the rest of the Amis finding out.

Maybe even Grantaire doesn't know. Maybe he started a relationship (with whomever, I'm open).There can maybe be some new social questions (does he have rights? Were his "contributions" to Enjolras' speeches credible, anything you can think of).
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Re: Robot!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
I'm in the middle of Robot and Empire, and I just find myself thinking about this all the time while I'm reading. Somehow it got into my head that Enjolras could also be a robot, and then I just sort of stuck them onto Daneel and Giskard, and now I'm shipping fictional gay robots because someone on a porn forum said something that made me think of fictional gay dead revolutionaries.

I just thought you would like to know that.
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Javert/Valjean - rough sex?

(Anonymous)
I have a burning need of our favourite ex-con and inspector fucking like animals on heat: tearing out each other's clothes, biting, screaming their pleasure into the night...


(Captcha: by the book. Are you trying to say something?)
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Marius/Courfeyrac - deliberate clumsiness, hurt/comfort

(Anonymous)
Marius is clumsy. He walks into doors, knocks down vases, spills his drink on innocent bystanders. He's also very, very awkward. Thankfully, his new roommate Courfeyrac seems to think it's cute when he makes a fool of himself and coos over him (saying "Only you, darling!", patching him up, generally being more affectionate than usual because Marius is just so dang loveable). And Marius, affection-starved, think it's awesome. Well, Marius can't do much about his general air of awkwardness, so he plays up the clumsiness instead - when Courfeyrac needs cheering up, or they're on the verge of an argument, or Marius is down and wants someone to be extra sweet to him, Marius will trip himself or bang his head or do something endearingly clumsy. And sure, he gets a lot more bruises and scratches than he used to, but it's all worth it, right?

Except fake clumsiness doesn't mix well with real clumsiness, and one day it goes too far...

I'd prefer non-established Courfeyrac/Marius, but any ratio of hurt to comfort and sweetness to angst would be great! As for the injuries, I was thinking, like, a broken leg but anything (non-permanent? /sucker for happy endings) would be awesome.
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Fill: Marius/Courfeyrac - deliberate clumsiness, hurt/comfort 1/?

(Anonymous)
Okay, I've started writing this because I looocve this prompt so so so much... Tell me what you think, please!

Marius has a friend, and it is wonderful. Courfeyrac doesn't merely tolerate him, but supports him and for the first time in his life, Marius feels as if some one genuinely cares about him for himself, not because of his ancestry or money. And Marius couldn't be happier with Courfeyrac being his friend, since he is so kind, caring and funny. Of course, Marius was generally aware of how unbalanced the relationship between them was, what with Courfeyrac being the beautiful human being he is and Marius being, well, Marius- awkward, clumsy and the sort of boy girls laugh at. He knew that he was being selfish when he took up too much of Courfeyrac's time, but when he felt particularly desperate, he just can't seem to help himself.

It started with an accident, the type Marius was used to having constantly, for although he was nowhere near as all encompassingly unlucky as L'Aigle, he has always been prone to harming himself in minor ways which exasperated his Grandfather no end when he was too young to take care of himself without needing some one else's assistence. However, nowadays he generally cared for any injures he managed to cause himself without anyone's knowledge. But one day, as he was bandaging his foot, which he had dropped a vase on earlier, a voice drifted from the doorway, making its owners presence known.
"Marius, I was just at the Musain talking to Grantaire, and you wouldn't believe the outrageous stories he- WHY IS YOUR FOOT BLEEDING?"

Marius looked down, feeling quite self-conscious as he said "Nothing to worry about my friend, I merely tripped and a vase fell on it," as Courfeyrac's eyes grew wider, Marius was quick to reassure him though, as he didn't want Courfeyrac upset. "But don't worry, it wasn't one of yours, it was one I purchased on a whim last week."

To Marius' bewilderment, Courfeyrac didn't look at all calmed down, and he hastened to Marius' side to inspect the wounds, before going to fetch some bandages and water, despite Marius' protestations that he was fine, truly. But Courfeyrac insisted and stayed there and helped to bandage Marius' (minor, he's had much worse) wound before bringing him to his bed although Marius can walk just fine by himself, even if it did hurt a little. But with Courfeyrac's arm around him, warming him all over somehow, he couldn't refuse.

And from that incident he noted how Courfeyrac would get close to him whenever he did something particularly stupid (like the time he spilt water over a very unimpressed Enjolras who was even less pleased to notice his notes got drenched too) or clumsy (like the time he walked into the door of his own bedroom like an dim wit, which resulted in much amusement from Courfeyrac, mixed in with tongue-clucking and a hug, which Marius had enjoyed more than he had any right to). Although these episodes of stupidity on his part had negative effects also, from the pure pain of injury to the shame of having Enjolras so mad at him for being an imbecile, the attention he got from Courfeyrac after them was always worth it.
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Asshole cop Javert

(Anonymous)
literally all i want in life. He will go out of his way to ticket people, pull people over for going 3 miles over the speed limit, literally everything
bonus for defence attorney Valjean who's had this hate relationship thing with Javert since Javert found out he had been arrested for shoplifting when he was 19 or something.
bonus goats for valvert.

im fucking crying. Capatcha: case closed
why does this always happen to me
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Re: Asshole cop Javert

(Anonymous)
does he chase punk teenagers on his segway
please say yes
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sub!valjean, any pairing

(Anonymous)
I'm desperate. Any pairing, any kink, any era, I just want valjean on his knees and subservient.
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One of the Amis triggered by pro-ana websites

(Anonymous)
TW: eating disorder
I would be immensly grateful if anyone could write something where one of the boys (any one of them really, but at the moment I'm imagining Jehan or Enjolras or Grantaire) accidentally comes across a proana website (one where people post pictures of really skinny people and encourages/normalises anorexic behaviour) and they are apalled but then they look at themselves and the pictures and read what people on there are saying and decide to lose some weight. (maybe they have a history with this?) Another one of the Amis find out, and then the hurt/comfort begins :) It could be gen, but if it's not, I'd looove E/R or Jehan/Courfeyrac.

Eternal love to anyone who fills this...
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Fill

(Anonymous)
Filled over on AO3 at /works/2367746

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Enjolras/Grantaire/Grantaire's TOTAL DEVOTION TO ENJOLRAS

(Anonymous)
I don't even know how to phrase this prompt. I've been reading Arriviste's fics for something like two days' straight and every time her Grantaire confesses that Enjolras owns him, body and soul, whether he knows it or not, my chest hurts.

I know D/s is a popular trope in this fandom, because Grantaire prostrating himself in front of Enjolras and begging to be used is canon if you turn the book a little, but I want to see that same exchange taken out of the safety of D/s context.
Canon era, no negotiations, little to no understanding that their emotions aren't totally unique to them in that one moment. Grantaire begging, Enjolras realizing 'Oh my god-- I would," don't care where it goes from there.
Links to similar would be good, too.
Hell, links to similar would be G R E A T. I'm experiencing a whole new surge of feels for these two.
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire/Grantaire's TOTAL DEVOTION TO ENJOLRAS

(Anonymous)
I just did a fill for another prompt which may be in line with what you're looking for?

makinghugospin . livejournal . com/14280 . html?thread=13178568#t13178568
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Dark times are upon us...

(Anonymous)
for Halloween's approaching, so:
Jehan was a Spy. - What? Well, everybody at the barricade heard his "execution", nobody saw it.
What came out of this?
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Re: Dark times are upon us...

(Anonymous)
oh no all i can picture is during the 'two at once' scene jehan coming up the stairs and grantaire and enjolras first thinking he's come to join them and then jehan taking a gun from another soldier to join the firing squad
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the revolution went right

(Anonymous)
I'd like to read a fic where Enjolras' revolution actually worked, and they deal with the aftermath. (How is up to you, but I'd like it not to go too easy, because except for "something has to change" some of les amis have very differentiating ideas on how)

Preferably with E/R
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