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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Cosette/Valjean femdom

(Anonymous)
Canon-divergent AU if possible. Cosette decides to stay with Valjean after she finds out he is not her real father, they enter a relationship with D/s elements, with Valjean as her sub.

+ for boot worship
+ for pegging
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Javert gets the joke on the Two Ronnes

(Anonymous)
For those of you not familiar, The Two Ronnies were a double act with a BBC sketch show. Most of their comedy relied on word play and word timing.

Can someone please write me something where the apparently stern Inspector finds them extremely funny. Valjean can too if you want to add him in there
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incompetent richboy enjolras

(Anonymous)
i'd lover for something in which enjolras is from a super rich family and has never in his life had to lift a finger to do anything for himself because everything was always taken care of by the many maids/housekeepers/cooks/etc. his family employs, and so he's completely incompetent at taking care of himself, having no idea how to do even the simplest of things, like cooking or doing the laundry, etc. :)
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Re: incompetent richboy enjolras

(Anonymous)
I'm going to do this. I have a plan and am going to write this! It just may take a while
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rule 63 Enjolras, breastfeeding kink, Mommy kink

(Anonymous)
Any Ami(Combeferre or R preferred) drinks milk from Enjolras after they have a child and just wants to be a goodboy for his Mommy.
+my kingdom and heir for pegging
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The Room ft. Javert Art/Fic

(Anonymous)
In which Javert plays Johnny and Valjean is Lisa. Awkward bad sex scenes, Cosette as Mark, Javert humping the red dress/convict tunic Valjean wore to seduce him before jumping off a bridge, and quotes like "I DID NOT ARREST HIM! Oh hai M. Chaboulliet!" "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART 24601!" and "You are just booby, quack quack!" all encouraged.
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Re: The Room ft. Javert Art/Fic

(Anonymous)
Preeeeeeeeeeety sure that's actually what would happen if Javert were played by Tommy Wiseau.
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amis hollywood AU

(Anonymous)
Romantic comedy heartthrob Courfeyrac has a sudden realization that someday, he might not be riding quite as high on the wave of stardom as he is now. He decides it's time to get serious: he wants his Oscar, and you don't win Oscars by making people smile. That means he needs his agent, Combeferre, to do what it takes to get him in the darkest, grittiest, most overwrought, COSTUME-DRAMA-Y-EST awards bait projects being made.

(yes, Joly and Bossuet, that means he won't be in the sequel to your goofy buddy cop movie. :[ No, not even if you're shooting on-location in Reno.)
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Valjean/Javert - Modern AU

(Anonymous)
Javert is exceptionally good at his job, but that doesn't mean that things don't go horribly wrong every once in a while.

So, one day, while he's on his patrol/the police are doing a bust/he's called in to deal with a robbery/hostage situation/anything, the job in question goes awry and in the end, he's forced to shoot the criminal instead of taking them in. So, following the protocol, he has to attend the mandatory therapy session(s) before he's allowed to return to his post.

His therapist? Valjean. And by God, Javert hates the idea of opening up to an ex-con, but grudgingly agrees to go through with it for the sake of his job.

Pre-slash or slash, with any Valjean and Javert of your choosing. OP herself prefers either the 10th Anniversary or 2012 movie, but if anon wants to use some other adaptation, feel free to do so.
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Re: Valjean/Javert - Modern AU

(Anonymous)
this has to be the greatest prompt i've ever seen
valjean and javert locked in a room k i s s i-- i mean awkwardly discussing difficult emotional issues
all that forced intimacy
0% life philosophy compatibility
the sudden power imbalance
valjean trying to cope with suddenly holding javert's job/life in his hands, wanting to help, doubting himself, doubting his right to javert's secrets
javert talking about his feelings
and, if it gets the slightest bit shippy, the uncrossable line between doctor and patient
dear god
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Madeleine-Era Valvert D/s

(Anonymous)
Javert makes the mayor finger himself on his own desk.
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Re: Madeleine-Era Valvert D/s

(Anonymous)
+100000000000
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NotAGirl!Enjolras

(Anonymous)
So, in the Brick Hugo basically describes Enjolras as looking like a seventeen year old girl and I'm in desperate need for some crack that just involves Enjolras, much to his chagrin, constantly being mistaken for a teenage girl and whatever circumstances arise because of it.
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Re: NotAGirl!Enjolras

(Anonymous)
YES PLEASE
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Lovely...Beefbus? TW: Valjean Whump

(Anonymous)
Instead of stealing bread, Valjean decides to sell himself to the men of Faverolles for a more steady supply of money.
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Re: Lovely...Beefbus? TW: Valjean Whump

(Anonymous)
He'd be super-protective of all the other prostitutes.
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ExR dominated by a couple of your choice

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Grantaire are sort of my mutually subby OTP. So how about this? They get together, and it's wonderful, but sexually they discover that they're both REALLY submissive. And that's fine, their sex life doesn't need to include that dynamic, but they both start kind of missing being dommed, and neither of them can dom the other at all.

So when a pair of their friends gets together and starts having similar problems, they discover that both friends are dominants. And they bring the other two into the bedroom for beautiful D/s foursome funtimes.

Up to you if it remains a friends with benefits thing between the two couples or if they decide to enter into a relationship. Also up to you who the other couple is. Combeferre and Courfeyrac? Jehan and somebody? Arthur and Merlin from the BBC show? (I'm kidding, but also that would be awesome.) All I ask is no Joly/Musichetta/Bossuet if they're not with the others- although I am using the term "couple" loosely and would be find with those three dominating the boys. Just not, for example, Joly/someone who isn't Musichetta or Bossuet.
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Everyone Loves Enjolras (e/R or Enjolras/Combeferre or Enjolras/Courfeyrac)

(Anonymous)
All of Paris is madly in love with Enjolras. Everywhere he goes he has to put up with passionate confessions of love from people who are virtual strangers. (Maybe he has tonnes of sex with random people, but grows bored of it.) All he wants is to meet someone who isn't in love with him, someone he can have a real conversation with without feeling that he is being flirted with. Then he meets one person who seems not to be in love with him and he is thrilled... only to find out that that person was in love with them too. He breaks off contact with that friend, feeling that the platonic relationship they built up was all a lie and just another bid to get into his pants. The other person is heartbroken, of course, and would take a platonic friendship with Enjolras over being cut out of his life. You decide on the resolution.
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Jailbait Jehan (underage)

(Anonymous)
This can be canon era or modern, I don't care.

Jehan is flirty jailbait and constantly flirting with various amis (or only pursuing Courfeyrac). Everyone has to take a step back and remind themselves of his age, but it isn't easy all the time. Maybe they all just furiously fap to thoughts of Jehan but don't dare to touch him.

Anyway, I'd like for there to be a scene in which Jehan masturbates in front of one of the amis (preferably Courfeyrac or Combeferre)--- but there is no touching between them--- and the other person either stands there consumed with lust, or winds up getting off then and there in front of Jehan.

-Bonus points if Jehan talks dirty
--Double bonus points if the older person he has been pursuing snaps at some point, furiously presses him against the wall, and harshly tells Jehan exactly what he'd like to do with him--- and then just leaves him there without touching him sexually after making Jehan cum with only words.
---Triple bonus points if the person Jehan has been pursuing is incredibly guilty.

As to Jehan's age... I'd prefer between 15 and 17, but if you want to go younger, that's up to you.
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Re: Jailbait Jehan (underage)

(Anonymous)
+1

Shamefully here for this
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Werewolf!Javert, Knotting

(Anonymous)
Javert is a werewolf and one night he transforms with Valjean nearby (Post-Seine or Madeleine Era would probably work best). Valjean is nervous but excited about Javert's advances towards him, and they end up having rough sex before falling asleep knotted together.

No mpreg please, just good old-fashioned werewolf sex.
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Re: Werewolf!Javert, Knotting

(Anonymous)
I-I want this...
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exr fight

(Anonymous)
R and e fight and everyone gets on r's side because they all know enjolras can be insensitive and harsh. Only this time it was all r's fault and e doesn't understamd why nobody is willing to listen to his side of the story.

Just give me lots of enolras angst! And maybe getting some confort from the least expected person? My only request is an apology from les amis/r not being a magic fix that maies the hurt go away
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Re: exr fight

(Anonymous)
Please. Thank you.
I always feel like people give Enjolras a lot of crap.
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