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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Mme. Hucheloupe is tired of all the fucking in her cafe

(Anonymous)
It's one thing for her to look the other way at the subversive political meetings being held in the back room. It's quite another to pretend that nothing's happening when it sounds like there's a full-blown orgy going on back there right in the middle of the afternoon coffee rush. And yes, she remembers what it's like to be young, but in her day they didn't take the liberty of pressing their friends up against the wall in the alley that decent people use to take out the dirty linens, or crawling beneath a table to, er, pleasure their companions while conversation continued as if everything was perfectly normal. And she might have expected this from Eponine, with the poor girl's background, but saints and martyrs, is that Cosette Fauchelevent in her lap?!

Eventually a lady has to put her foot down.

(I could really see this as a five-and-one fic. Or just the awkward confrontation. Any pairings mentioned or implied are just suggestions.)
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Re: Mme. Hucheloupe is tired of all the fucking in her cafe

(Anonymous)
oh my god this is precious i love it.
+10000
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Javert's Tit Fixation (Feat. Fantine)

(Anonymous)
Javert has a mommy complex and obsesses over bosoms. Fantine, not fully fallen yet, notices this and uses her sizable 'charms' to seduce him. Javert gives in and endlessly worships her breasts.
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Re: Javert's Tit Fixation (Feat. Fantine)

(Anonymous)
Hot damn! I really would love to see this, mommy issue!Javert is probably my favorite thing in the world. I would love to see him sucking on Fantine's pretty tits :D
Not to mention we need more strait Javert (Valvert may be my OTP but variety is the spice of life)
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Javert's horse

(Anonymous)
Begins in Madeleine era, Javert and Madeleine are together and have regular encounters on days off and weekends. One morning after a night together in Javert's apartment Madeleine comes across a small stuffed horse. The horse was the only actual toy Javert had ever owned, He received it when he was very young from a rich philanthropist who bought toys for the children who's parents where in jail. Even when he grew up, Javert kept the horse, it was the only scrap of happiness he had from his childhood and made for a wonderful confident and companion. The Inspector admits to bringing it along in his pocket when he is having a stressful week or when he's working on a particularly upsetting case.

Cut to years later, Javert has committed suicide and Valjean decides to claim his body and give him a proper burial. On the day before Javert's burial the undertaker gives Valjean something he found in Javert's pocket, a small, slightly waterlogged, stuffed horse.

(reprompt from round 7)
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Re: Javert's horse

(Anonymous)
This seems like it could be really wonderful. I have a couple of questions for the OP. 1. Are there particular Javert/Valjean (Crowevert/Valjackman, Quast/Wilkinson, Swenson/Karimloo, other you like better than others (with brick incorporation as much as possible)
2. Do you want the Javert/Madeleine relationship to include nsfw content or milder implied content? 3. Any headcanons for Javert's background that you can't stand and want to avoid reading?
Sorry for all the questions, I just want to make sure if I fill this, I get it as close to what you are looking for as possible.
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Enjolras/Marius

(Anonymous)
A fight over Bonaparte leads to some intense anger sex.
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Re: Enjolras/Marius

(Anonymous)
ALL THE YES TO THIS!
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Montparnasse/Patron-Minette, gangbang

(Anonymous)
Patron-Minette didn't have an "all new members get gangbanged" initiation ritual before, but they invented one real quick when Montparnasse showed up.
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Re: Montparnasse/Patron-Minette, gangbang

(Anonymous)
Heheheheh....
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Enjolras/Grantaire, Cosette/Marius, Canon Era

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Cosette are forced to marry each other, but Cosette is in love with that guy from the next door and Enjolras is in love with that artist who plays the piano in a shitty bar.
They both know the other one is having an affair with someone else and, hey, it ok! We shouldn't not live our love just because of that social obligation!

+100000000000 for Enj and Cosette being best friends and sharing their stories with each other like "oh! Tell me everything about that pianist of yours!"
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire, Cosette/Marius, Canon Era

(Anonymous)
this is so good, i'm very tempted to fill! though, a few questions; would you prefer a drabble or a lengthier fic? and how uh explicit, may i ask?
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Cadet Squad AU

(Anonymous)
Valjean is the kind officer in charge, Javert is the young army cadet who won't stop untill he's finished something, even if his legs all but gave up on him three miles earlier in the run.
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Re: Cadet Squad AU

(Anonymous)
I'd love it if someone wrote Valjean operating within this rigid power structure that's all about unquestioning obedience and being the world's nicest person about it. And it's easy to see young Javert being all about dogged determination and not knowing when to quit.
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Horsefucking 2: Electric Boogaloo

(Anonymous)
Javert's not suicidal (yet) but he wants to have sex with Gymont, so instead of getting fucked he grabs a stool and sticks it in. My eternal love if he masturbates Gymont first and cuddles him afterwards.
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Re: Horsefucking 2: Electric Boogaloo

(Anonymous)
It's back omg
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Gavroche adopts Javert

(Anonymous)
Javert never wanted a child, they are messy, loud and while the logistics of actually making the little ankle biter to begin with aren't unpleasant (on his part, at least) he isn't about to sleep around. Gavroche on the other hand always wanted a father and decides that Javert will do just fine. Que him announceing that the Inspector is his new papa one day.

At first, Javert's like 'I am not your papa! Go away!' But he eventually begins to warm to his self-proclaimed progeny.

Round 6 repost.
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Re: Gavroche adopts Javert

(Anonymous)
I'm getting the cutest Despicable Me feelings from this.
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e/R - badly planned first time sex

(Anonymous)
Grantaire and Enjolras start dating. They take the physical aspect slow, and after a few weeks Enjolras tells Grantaire that yes, he would like to have sex with him. They agree to do the do some time soon.

Only Grantaire has developed the habit of jerking off a lot before meeting up with Enjolras because he's been in love with the guy for ages and his hormones are horrible when he just innocently touches Enjolras already, so in order to not pop awkward boners he takes care of himself before dates.

And now, sex. Grantaire is terrified of coming like a virgin and embarrassing himself (nevermind the fact that Enjolras is much less experienced, if at all - up to you), so he wanks furiously. And then he finds himself unable to get it up when they're in bed together.

Basically, I just want Grantaire to be afraid of acting like a hormonal teenager and it leads to problems.

(Bottom Enjolras preferred :x)
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Javert/OC Evil!Gang gangbang

(Anonymous)
Javert gets kidnapped, tied up with ropes and gangbanged by evil bastards who know how to make him cry (and not just in pain).
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Re: Javert/OC Evil!Gang gangbang

(Anonymous)
HNNNNN <3
A naked Javert tied to a table, being taken from behind, with a dick in his mouth and absolutely dripping cum.

And that's how he's found the next day. Then hurt/comfort.
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Javert + Amis - Manipulation, planting the seeds of discord

(Anonymous)
Javert is a renowned police spy for a reason;

While he would never tell a lie, he certainly knows which strings to pull to make people dance to his tune - after all, omitting vital tidbits of information is not lying per say, and it's so easy to make people believe this and that by merely implying or emphasizing certain things, or wording them differently. Sometimes, even brutal honesty and pointing out the obvious does the trick if his target is too blind to notice it by him-/herself.

Javert's plan to infiltrate the barricade and bring back information was never his main one, merely a best case scenario if everything went perfectly. No, he means to bring the whole barricade down from the inside, by not firing a single bullet. After all, no-one expects a subdued prisoner to be any kind of threat, and he is surely to be interrogated.

+ 100 for x + 1 fic, with Javert talking to each Ami.
+ 1000 Someone tries to manipulate him to reveal information, only to fail and get their attempt turned against them since Javert won't fall for it, because he knows every trick of the trade there is.
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(Anonymous)
+100
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Chabovert A/B/O

(Anonymous)
Chaboulliet and Javert are a happily mated pair. The Omega has quit his job to have children and they have hot impregnation/pregnant sex constantly.
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Re: Chabovert A/B/O

(Anonymous)
Yes, this fandom needs more Chabovert! It's astounding how there's such a lack of it, really, because Hugo makes it perfectly well known that Chabouillet is Javert's patron and thus (probably) has the closest relationship with him in the book. There's a whole untold story in here that offers this pairing on a silver platter, yet few have explored it.

Lamenting aside, this prompt is sweet and needs to be filled!
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Enjolras/all the amis worship and infidelity kink, narcissism

(Anonymous)
In which Enjolras secretly fucks all the Amis and likes how they all worship him and his beauty. He also likes leaving angry scratches on Marius' back that pretty little Cosette can see, he likes leaving hickeys on Combeferre's collarbone that Courfeyrac can see and vice versa, he likes how Jean Prouvaire frantically grunts praising verses in his ear etc.

My kingdom and heir for explicit porn and the Amis not knowing about Enjolras fucking the others as well.
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Re: Enjolras/all the amis worship and infidelity kink, narcissism

(Anonymous)
well this is hot as fuck.
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fem!Enjolras/The Amis tw: rape

(Anonymous)
Enjolras has nightmares about the Amis finding out she is a woman and raping her brutally because they don't appreciate being led around by a woman. But of course once they find out:
a) they act like in her dream
b) are supportive
^this is up to author and although prompter would prefer the first ending you can go with ending b.
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