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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Valvert Nightmare and Non-sexual cuddling

(Anonymous)
Valvert pairing where one or both are asexual. Javert has a nightmare after the barricades and Valjean comforts him. Would love a fic with sharing a bed, awkward old virgin cuddling and comfort. Plus if it focuses on Javert being distrustful or even somewhat fearful of the human touch and gradually becoming able to enjoy it.
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Re: Valvert Nightmare and Non-sexual cuddling

(Anonymous)
This prompt bit me in the ankles. I know better than to argue. Gimme a little time, though.
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Javert's Beauty Routine (maybe Valvert?)

(Anonymous)
Javert gives himself a manly mani-pedi, freshens up his genitals with a trim or shave, and takes a long hot shower with plenty of spa essentials, all while thinking about Valjean.

Crowe!vert preferred.
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Re: Javert's Beauty Routine (maybe Valvert?)

(Anonymous)
Why is this so darn cute?! I endorse this!
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Kiss it all better Marius

(Anonymous)
If you haven't heard the song "Kiss it all Better" By He is We, then go do that right now, The song is about a guy that kills the man who fatally shot his girlfriend/lover/fiance and is sent to jail with only the memories of the girl he loved.

So Cosette is fatally wounded by someone (Maybe Valjean doesn't catch Marius's letter and she sets out to the barricade to save him herself) and she dies in Marius's arms.

Basically make me sad.
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Re: Kiss it all better Marius

(Anonymous)
HI I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THIS OR NOT BUT I AM STARTING THIS AS WE SPEAK SO KEEP CHECKING BACK HERE GOD I HOPE YOU SEE THIS ACK
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Courf/Marius: canon era drunken fuck

(Anonymous)
Straight Courfeyrac and straight Marius go out for a night of drinking, come back to their apartment, collapse in their shared bed together, and proceed to fuck like crazy. Then in the morning, the horror dawns. The embarrassed blushes when they go to the cafe and have to sit on opposite sides of the room from each other. Never again

Except maybe they end up kissing in bed the next night because it's undeniably fun here we go again.

(either on top/bottom is fine)
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Re: Courf/Marius: canon era drunken fuck

(Anonymous)
never again
lol irl
this is so cute
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Enjolras/all the amis

(Anonymous)
I want Enjolras to play innocent and coy even as he is getting used by all the Amis.
+daddy kink
+++the amis using him until he is a begging, swearing mess
+++++tender aftercare.
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Re: Enjolras/all the amis

(Anonymous)
I would be writing this in a heartbeat if I was actually a good writer because that prompt is panty dropping hot
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Tiny!Valjean (5+1?)

(Anonymous)
So my head canon states that Valjean is short, and I'm not saying an inch or two below average, I'm saying like just over five feet. I just want to see how people constantly underestimate him because of his stature and how he proves them wrong.
Bonus Round:
+1 He drags around a chair while cooking or cleaning because god knows he can't reach the top shelf.
+500 Someone in Toulon decides to pick on 24601 (I mean, how tough can that tiny guy be?) and gets his face punched in.
+100000000 He still has a huge cock
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Re: Tiny!Valjean (5+1?)

(Anonymous)
Just over five feet is NOT BAD! (5'2")
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Enjolras/Grantaire, Grantaire/his alpha, a/b/o

(Anonymous)
Omega!Grantaire is forced by his parents to bond to an alpha he doesn't love (can be any character or an OC, it's up to you). When he meets alpha!Enjolras, the attraction is instant, since they are bond mates. They become friends, but it’s hard to deny the desire, so they eventually share some kisses and light touches, always followed by all the guilt and the sorrys. R’s alpha suspects that something is going on, but he can’t feel it, because their bond is too weak.

One day R’s heat comes too early, when he’s with E. E, being as respectful as he is, offers to take him to his alpha, but R wants E to fuck him and break his bond. E and R’s previous alpha become rivals and you decide what happens next.

Make it as smutty as possible, please ;)
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Madame Farouche

(Anonymous)
...is Grantaire's alias when he performs as a singer of raunchy songs at this secret special!club.
Sometimes, "Madame F." gives costumers a lapdance, too.
Guess who she singles out when Corfeyrac and Bahorel (who might have the tiniest mean streak; and might or might not know Madame's secret identity) take a reluctant Enjolras there to "round up his education"?

Canon!era preferred, b/c easier suspension of disbelief re: Enjolras' confused boner.
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Young Valjean's First Time

(Anonymous)
Jean the pruner gets fucked hard but lovingly after a seduction by a big-dicked peasant man. Bonus if Valjean is shy, they fuck under an apple tree or in a cozy bed, he makes Valjean ride him, and the man talks dirty to Valjean.
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Re: Young Valjean's First Time

(Anonymous)
BLESS YOU
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Nobody puts Eponine in a corner

(Anonymous)
Right after AHFOL, Enjolras (or one of the other Amis) finds Eponine crying outside the gate, runs up to Marius and Cosette, and shouts, "Nobody puts Eponine in a corner!" Then he proceeds to dance with her, while she remains heartbroken and confused.
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Re: Nobody puts Eponine in a corner

(Anonymous)
I'm laughing this is the greatest thing

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Omega/Omega ExR or CxC

(Anonymous)
I've seen a lot of a/b/o fics and requests, but they all seem to fall into the classic alpha/omega scheme.

So, how about some Omega/Omega? Preferably established, where one of them is pregnant and the stuff they have to deal with being two Omegas with a kid on the way. Because Omega/Omega pairs are the most frowned on, because they're considered weak and unable to take care of themselves and each other.

Or maybe something where one of them is afraid to say they love the other because of their status?

Anything that highlights the difficulty of being an Omega who likes Omega.

Enjolras and Grantaire is good or Courfeyrac and Combeferre.
Eponine and Cosette might even be a good way to go too.
Really, do what you like!
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Re: Omega/Omega ExR or CxC

(Anonymous)
yo my friend. here it is. archiveofourown . org / works/ 1453807
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Valvert, enemas

(Anonymous)
Javert has a health problem and needs an enema, but he's too embarrassed to go to a doctor (or maybe the doctor is busy/away). Valjean realizes Javert is not feeling well and goes to look for him in the evening. When he finds him, he gets the truth out of Javert and then proceeds to give him an enema (bonus if he's both loving and strict while Javert is ashamed and in discomfort or pain).

Double bonus if afterwards he uses a ton of oil and patiently works Javert open with his fingers until he's a slippery, trembling, loose mess and gives him a prostate massage to make him come and come until his balls are empty and he's too exhausted to even beg.
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Re: Valvert, enemas

(Anonymous)
+10000
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Puppy reincarnation

(Anonymous)
So the Amis are reincarnated into a litter of puppies and make it their mission to find and protect Marius.

(Reprompt from round 7)
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Re: Puppy reincarnation

(Anonymous)
this is soooo adorbs. my friend also said she always wanted to name a golden retriever "Enjolras" and I wanted to name a pomeranian "Marius Pontmeranian" or just "Pontpuppy"
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Simplice/Fantine hurt/comfort porn

(Anonymous)
Exactly what it says in the subject line.
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Enjolras Masturbation + Encouraging Combeferre

(Anonymous)
Canon era Enjolras and Combeferre share lodgings, and Combeferre comes home one day to find Enjolras experimenting with touching himself. Embarassed, Enjolras stops, but Combeferre encourages him to keep going.
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Oh, no, by all means.

(Anonymous)
It really wasn't like Enjolras could exactly cover himself with the pillow he had grabbed. Firstly, it only accentuated that there was something he was trying to hide. Secondly, Combeferre had seen it all already.

"Oh no, by all means. I just came here to get a book. Really." he said, turning his back to the young man to go to one corner of the room, picking through the bookshelf until he found what he came in to look for. That, and to hide his own blush. He had known Enjolras for years now, but never had he seen the man do something remotely like... this.

"I apologise. I thought you would be gone for longer. Or I would have gone to... to my room or..." the blond mumbled. "It's not something I do often. Or at all. Promise." he continued, and the tone of his voice was different from anything Combeferre had ever heard. Stretched out on the sofa, Enjolras, naked from waist down, feeling awkward for being caught with his hand on his prick. Slowly, the student turned around, book in hand, and frowned a little.

"Nothing to apologise for or promise, Enjolras. It's not like people don't do that. Daily, many times." he said softly, smiling a little to himself. "Nothing to be ashamed of."

His words didn't quite have the effect he wanted, the blond still flushed and embarrassed. Combeferre supposed he understood. So proud of his own chastity, being caught like that must make him feel like a hypocrite. Not that Combeferre thought he was one, but he understood where he came from. With a sigh, the guide walked closer to the sofa, kneeling in front of him.

"I mean it. Everyone does it. It doesn't make you any less of a person." he said, his voice lowering a bit. "Though the habit does usually start a bit earlier, I don't think it's ever too late to yearn to your body's desire. It's thought to be healthy, even." he added, staring at him. Then his free hand went up, lifting Enjolras' chin to force him to meet his eyes. "Look at me. I won't tell anyone that you are, indeed, a man with needs. Alright? Come on." he said.

Enjolras bit his lip. "Your intrusion was a bit of a mood killer, though." he said at last, just as softly, and they both smiled a little at each other, that smile reserved only for the best of friends, and Combeferre felt glad that he was at last relaxed enough to at least say something. His hand dropped from the air to the other's chest, and his own eyes followed as it trailed down until removing the pillow.

He made no comment on the other's appearance, on the hardness or length of him, though he knew Enjolras was watching his face intently. Finally, he took the blond's hand and brought it back to him, curling his own around his and Enjolras around himself. Only then did he look up, a smile on his face. "Well, it's not as if building back the mood is that hard." he whispered, encouraging him with a few strokes before letting go of his hand, still gazing at him.

As Enjolras touched himself, he gazed at him as well. It was only when he came that his eyes closed, accompanied by a moan louder than the others, and Combeferre's smile was both of pride and arousal.
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