makinghugospin

I have a mighty need for Joly rimming Bossuet and using a dental dam.

That's pretty much it.

Bahorel and Feuilly are happily together. They started in high school, worked their way through their closet/denial/freaking out stages, and are settled, both best friends and boyfriends.

So they get to sit back and watch their friends have the most complicated love lives ever. Like, Grantaire is pining after Enjolras who got drunk and hooked up with Courfeyrac who loves Jehan but also bangs Combeferre and once did Cosette, which he's hiding from Marius, who Eponine wants desperately, but she's hiding it by hooking up with random strangers, which worries Joly, who's dating Musichetta, who's cheating on him with Bossuet, and so on.

It doesn't have to go that way, but I'd love Bahorel and Feuilly with their love life completely together, watching everyone else screw up in complicated, soap opera ways.

Perfect prompt
Gotta love the drama

Javert is, in fact, in the ending with everyone. He is not happy about it since he is not a fan of any of these people and certainly doesn't support their revolution.

"Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men- "
"Wait a minute," interrupted the inspector, waving his hand in the air to silence the revolutionaries. "Why are we allowed to sing catchy showtunes in hell? Shouldn't the devil be putting a stop to this?"
"Oh no, inspector," said Enjolras, standing directly above him in a celestial glow. "You see, you are mistaken. This is heaven. Why you were allowed to enter, I do not know. But the rest of us are here because we gave our lives for the revolution. Some directly, others indirectly. But we are all martyrs here."
"I'm sorry," said Javert, "I was just confused by the fact that we're on a barricade. You know, the thing you guys all died on. Seems like a shoddy deal, if this is heaven. I mean, it's God rubbing your defeat in your faces for all eternity. Also the fact that I committed suicide, so I can't go to heaven."
"Oh, do abandon that superstitious nonsense," said Jehan with a wry smile. "We are happy to be standing on a barricade for eternity. The sun is shining, the wind is blowing in our faces- "
"It'll get boring after a while," said Javert. "I mean, sooner or later you're gonna want to sit down, and there's no real comfortable place to sit, and you'll probably end up breaking some bones climbing over all this furniture- I mean, I guess you can't really injure yourself once you're already dead, but-
Hey, that's another thing. Isn't heaven supposed to be perfect? If it is, then there should be no need for barricades, since all the world's injustices are already resolved."
"Our paradise should reflect the current state of human civilization," said Enjolras harshly. "As long as there is a nation or a people that remains enslaved, we in heaven stand on a barricade built in solidarity to remind ourselves of their plight."
"So it's your CHOICE to keep things like this?" Javert asked, bewildered.
"Mes amis, leave him alone. I think he's finally starting to get it." Combeferre approached the inspector and put a hand on his shoulder. "The fact that you would even acknowledge the better world for which we fought shows that you deserve to be here."
"Wait a minute- YOU decided that I should get into heaven?"
"It was a close vote, but Valjean over there lobbied really hard for you." Javert turned and looked at the white-haired man who smiled and waved down at him. Javert waved back awkwardly.
Suddenly Javert saw an old Gypsy woman climbing up the pile of furniture towards him. Upon seeing his face, she broke out into a smile.
"Son? Is that you?"
Javert covered his face with his palm. "Oh merde."

Don't you dare tell me he dosn't. After many arrests he needs to take himself in hand under his desk if he hasn't spent already.

+100000. My firstborn and a cookie to whoever fills this!

Can I have an art fill with TAC Gavroche sitting on Javert's shoulder.

If they appear to have swapped hats and Javert is laughing, all the better

M. Thenardier isn't being satisfied by his wife. However, Eponine is a pretty thing, and he can't help but notice. Eponine, is, in a fucked up way, happy to be her father's favorite.

Extra hell points if he buys her trinkets for being a good girl.

"extra hell points"

Les Amis playing Cards Against Humanity.

That's it. That's the prompt.

Bonus points for Marius not knowing what some of the more inappropriate cards mean and Cosette having to explain them.

Omfg. I want this so badly.

I have never seen Marius written as a dom, so, yeah. That'd be really cool. Any pairings/kinks are good. (I can see him being a good petplay dom, but that's just what came to mind first. Go wild.)

...Literally. Not because he's an addict, but because his weird physiology runs on alcohol (handwave science).

I'd like to see the complications with this. No one believes him, so he's mistaken for an addict, but any 'help' he gets is killing him. He has to hide bottles in his house so his friends don't get worried about how much he drinks, but sometimes they find his caches and panic. He doesn't get drunk, but in order to keep up appearances of someone who drinks, he has to pretend.

Bonus points for E/R.

omg yes

ok I'm in a really really bad place right now and I need some subjolras to make me happy again ;____________; anyone? pretty please?

I want to see Enjolras coming out to someone as panromantic. Modern AU is fine, but if there's any way you can make this canon era I'll love you forever.

Meme, I'm seriously in the mood for Combeferre and Enjolras spit-roasting Grantaire: a cock in his mouth, a cock in his ass, and Grantaire completely getting off on it. If Courfeyrac wants to be involved too, that's fine! Basically the point here is cockslut!Grantaire being used.

I've no preference for modern or canon or whatever plot elements you'd like (Grantaire's just really desperate, and they lend a helping hand? He's annoying, and they want to shut him up? ABO? No plot at all?), and please throw in whatever kinks you want. Dub con is fine.

Bonus points for D/s with sub!R; dirty talk, especially if it's degrading and directed at R ("comeslut," "whore," "hole," etc.); lots of comeplay.

I would totally read the fuck out of this. Also, love the idea of putting Courfeyrac in there too :)

Enjolras/Grantaire

I'm in desperate need of some sort of D/s scenario in which R is Dom and Enjolras sub, but Enjolras is always doing things to piss off his master (not so drastic things--disobeying his orders idk something like that (well, if you'd like to go drastic is totally perfect too)) in order to get punished (bondage, spanking (spanking is important, can grow to caning if needed. Deeply encouraged), breathplay, face slapping, etc) and keeps talking and rebelling up to R even as he's being punished, enjoying the way he's treated for it.

Bonus for R fucking E rough after being spanked/caned.

(OP would appreciate no scats/watersports here thank)

I'm in for all the subjolras in the world

Grantaire is one of the ami's younger brother who develops a huge crush on Enjolras. Most of the amis find it incredibly amusing. Grantaire's brother takes every opportunity to tease them both for it. How to Enjolras feel about it?

Haha omg yes!!!

so i haven't seen any reverse prompts on here, but i feel like doodling something tonight but don't know what. give me some suggestions and i might try my hand at it (and maybe if i like it, i might put it up on tumblr or smth).

have at ye!

I don't know how this is going to work but anyways, I'd like all the main girls of Les Mis, (Fantine, Eponine, Cosette, even Madame Thenardier if you want) in a drawing together. It'd be awesome if Musichetta and Azelma were there too, but I don't mind.