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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 4
party like it's 1789
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 4 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Inspired by Russell Crowe's fondness for crochet: Anything with Javert crocheting.
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Honest Work, Just Reward

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It became a ritual. Whenever Javert happened to have a few extra sous, he picked up a skein of yarn. And whenever he had time, or when a case was being particularly troublesome, or he simply needed to unwind from a long and satisfying day of upholding the law, he would place a small log in his fireplace and sit down in his hard wooden chair and crochet.

He had tried knitting, at first, but found the dual needles clumsy in his large hands. The single hook was a far more elegant instrument, and the looping motion of his free hand was soothing. He mainly created scarves, which piled up on his dresser, but occasionally he made hats as well. These, too, piled up.

Javert had entertained the idea of perhaps handing out the hats and scarves to the street-urchins, but summarily dismissed it. The image of the formidable police inspector gifting probable pickpockets with valuable clothing--it was laughable. It would make him appear weak.

So instead, they gathered dust.

He picked up a half-finished scarf--golden-brown--and twisted it in his hands. There was enough yarn to finish it and perhaps a small hat.

Javert remembered a report given by a young widow just that week; it seemed a mysterious burglar had broken into her home and left her a small pile of coins. He remembered relating the information to the Mayor, who had just smiled knowingly. Perhaps he knew the strange burglar. Perhaps if Javert gave the Mayor the hats and scarves, they would find their way to the children. No one would ever have to know it had been Javert who created them.

He contemplated this as he finished a row of perfectly-even stitches. It was a far cry from his earlier attempts, which had been lumpy and not fit for even the most wretched child. No; now his abilities were beyond reproach, as befitting a man of the law.

The fire crackled down and was nearly extinguished by the time Javert completed the scarf. He tied off the end of the yarn and placed it in his chair before retiring to bed. He would complete the hat tomorrow. There was no rush. And if he wished to look upon his hard work for a few nights longer, well, who could blame him?
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gavroche develops a crush on one of les amis
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Same Idea

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This story has the same idea as your prompt: http://archiveofourown.org/works/704078
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Enjolras/Combeferre. Carbine spanking. I have no regrets.
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Avatar: the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra Crossover time: Inspector Javert has just been transferred from the hinterlands of the United Republic to the police force in the capital. Suddenly he finds himself working for Police Chief Toph "Let's Break Some Rules" Bei Fong. Bonus for him bonding with young, new policewoman!Lin
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Haha, I prompted Javert and Lin a few rounds ago but would also love Javert and Toph
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Fantine, pearl-handled pistols.

that's it that's the prompt
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mini fill: a small gift

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She took them as payment from a customer who no longer had any use for them.

She knew little about pistols but good craftsmanship is impossible to deny once it’s been seen. They would probably fetch quite a price, the twenty francs owed to the Thenardiers for Cosette’s care and then some left over, but something held her back from visiting either the pawn shop or Montreuil-Sur-Mer’s small gun store.They were perfectly matched pair of bright polished steel with gold inlay and beautiful pearl embellishments, easy to grip even in her small and delicate hands. Besides, the guns were memorable, even more so than anything in the hands of a prostitute in such a small community. She was hesitant to part with them, even though her need was desperate.

Perhaps even because her need was so desperate.

Why shouldn’t she take a bite out of society, when it was so intent on eating her and her daughter alive? With Cosette so ill -close to death even- and abandoned by everyone save Fantine who could find no legitimate work to provide for her child a rage had been growing within her breast. A rage a Tholomyes, a rage at Monsieur Madeline, a rage at society as a whole, but most importantly a rage at the men who went down to the docks at night and attempted to short change her on what little work she could find. The little guns in her hands felt like a balm, an easement of her helplessness. Yes, she could see why men were so keen to fight wars if holding a gun made the all feel as she did. As she sat and thought in the darkness of the alley a whole new world opened before her mind’s eye like a flower in the sun.

She left the corpse where it lay with a silent thanks for what it had given her.

oh god this is terrible. captcha: annonet what.
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Valjean/Javert, Cosette. AU. In which Cosette is all too mortifyingly aware of the activities her two dear fathers get up to because they are the sort of parents that can't stop sneaking an intimate moment between themselves when they think no one's looking... and they always seem to forget that doors have locks for a reason. A child awkwardly stumbling in on parent sex (more than once) makes for the best and worse of comedy. forgive me Cosette
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So tempted to write this as a 5 + 1...
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Has anyone prompted a, well, Revolution AU? (As in, the current TV series.) I can kinda see Eponine, Gavroche, and parents as Charlie, Danny, and parents, but feel free to run with any characters (or not have them map onto each other at all, just Les Mis characters in that setting or something.) (Former-)USA or France, or something else, anything goes!
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Grantaire is a celebrity. Movie star, model, singer, athlete, wtv. He's a big name and has always been openly queer.

Enjolras is a former fan, he used to admire Grantaire's work. That was until he discovered that all of the social issues Grantaire supported, the charities he donated to and the events he attended were pre-approved and pushed by Grantaire's best friend (and agent or manager or something?) Jehan.

Now he can't stand Grantaire.

Which sucks, because Grantaire JUST met Enjolras and he's pretty sure he's in love.
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Well would you look at that it's hardly been half an hour since the new round opened and there's already a prompt I would sell my soul to see filled.

//aggressively pitches tent
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Inspired by the above: French Revolution AU. Or, IDK, afterlife where after dying in canon everyone wakes up in 1792.
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On it.
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Joly and Combeferre like to smoke weed and play with those kids' science kits like you get at craft stores.
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Holy shit could this be any more perfect? I adore this so much. I'll try!
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I would like to see some fluffy interaction between Valjean and Cosette, if it's not too much trouble. Could be canon era or modern era, whichever you prefer, I just want to see this filled. Thanks in advance!
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Is post-barricade happy-ending AU fine?
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BSG crossover

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Kind of inspired by the Battlestar Galactica prompt on the last round... Grantaire as Gauis Baltar and Enjolras as imaginary/angel!Six. Bonus points for any public interaction and everyone thinking he's just crazy.
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Re: BSG crossover

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I would sell my soul for this, holy wow.

just a question (in case I decide to write it, which is possible) - would you want it to be modern era, future, etc.?
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AU where Valjean stops Javert from committing suicide and neither of them end up dying and, either because they start a relationship or because Javert has nowhere else to go because he quit his job and Valjean can't just leave him on the streets, they start living together and everything is all well and good. However, Javert can't shake the feeling that he's being watched. He swears that the moment he leaves the house, he feels eyes on him and soon it gets to the point where he feels like someone is watching him from inside the house as well. At first, Valjean just thinks Javert is being paranoid but soon he starts noticing some things too.

Yeah, basically Javert has a stalker. It can be a convict out for revenge, another officer who was a bit too obsessed with him, or whatever you can think of. Valjean/Javert obviously.
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Case-fic!

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I love, love, love casefic!
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You know, that student loan spam had a point

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OK, inspired by the student loan spam:

R falls behind on his loans. Enjolras, being an only son and rich, tries to find a way to help monetarily without R finding out.

It doesn't work.

Bonus for R looking confused at Enjolras, sputtering "but you HATE me."
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Oh wow most perfect prompt I am greatly inspired

Expect fic sometime soon, anon.
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self-destructive Javert, prostituion

Whenever Javert thought he had failed his duty (which is more often than not) he dresses up and whores himself out to some stranger as punishment. He always searches for the brutal customers...

(Can go in any direction author wants...)

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God, this hurts my heart. *camps out*
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