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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

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Courfeyrac does Paris

That's it, that's the prompt. Whatever pairings, kinks, and crossovers tickle your fancy.
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Minifill: Courfeyrac does Paris

Once upon a time, there were a group of virile young men who lived in Paris. Among their number one day was brought a new young man, not quite as virile or experienced as the others. This one was called Marius.

Marius had a close acquaintance with one of the leaders of the group, a man called Courfeyrac. However, Marius was also young and naive, and he knew little of what these men did between planning revolutions. It was explained to him one night by two of their number, Bahorel and Joly, who both had a tendency to over exaggerate.

That night, when Marius and Courfeyrac departed, Marius turned to his friend in confusion. "Courfeyrac," said he, "Is it true that you have 'done' all of Paris?"

Courfeyrac knew what Marius meant by 'done'. He meant sex. However, Courfeyrac scowled at this, because he had not, in fact, done all of Paris, and that fact bothered him. He wanted to do every last person in the city who was of proper age and consented to it!

"I have not, dear Marius," he said solemnly. "But I will."

Later that night, troubled by his lack of doing, Courfeyrac stepped out into the night and wandered the streets. There in the gutter, he saw a trail of water, and reflected in it was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Courfeyrac felt his member grow hard, even as he looked around and found that there was no such woman to be reflected.

When he returned his gaze to the water, he saw the most beautiful man he had ever seen. The image changed once again, and now it was a beautiful person of indeterminate gender.

"Courfeyrac," called the water.

"What?" said Courfeyrac.

"Come in me, Courfeyrac," said the water. "I can give you what you want the most."

And Courfeyrac, who was tired and drunk enough that following advice from a talking pool of water seemed like a good idea, pulled out his cock and began jerking it roughly. The water showed him the most enticing images he had ever seen, and soon he sprayed his seed into the puddle. And the water ran down the gutter and into the sewer system, without so much as a 'goodbye'.

Courfeyrac went home and went to sleep. The next day, they heard of the death of General Lamarque, and their revolution was planned.

Meanwhile, the water that bore Courfeyrac's seed found its way into the Seine, and into every body of water nearby. And every adult in Paris who would have consented to it felt the taste of a virile young man pass their lips as they drank water. The next day was the day of the revolution, and to put it bluntly, the people did rise.
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