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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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Announcements for Round 8: The Filth Fest Challenge is back by popular demand! Let's kick this round off with a bunch of panty-scorching prompts for people to come back to if they're ever in need of... inspiration. If you weren't there for the last Filth Fest, it's pretty simple: the first 50 prompts (at least) must be filthy and/or kinky as fuck. Keep your gen and your G-rated prompts in reserve until page 3--which if the last round is any indication will arrive quickly enough--and work on earning yourselves a dedicated first-class carriage to the special hell.

Fine print: In the original announcement. Basically, prompts on the first 2 pages that aren't on-topic for the challenge will be quietly screened or deleted and can be reposted later. There is no minimum subjective hotness requirement, just keep things sex- and/or kink-focused for those first 50 prompts.

JVJ hurt-comfort, no subtlety please

Just, all out hurt/comfort. Javert is devastated (maybe he has been raped, or defeated and humiliated by a criminal, or the Seine rescue has just happened - author's choice just as long as he is thoroughly broken and self-loathing). He puts up a cold stoic front and won't talk about it. Valjean is kind and hovers; Javert tells him to fuck off fourteen times, becoming increasingly desperate and outwardly angry as he feels himself getting closer to breaking down. Valjean won't stop pushing him to talk about what happened. Javert finally breaks down in helpless tears. Valjean comforts him. Javert clings and sobs. Fluffy ending; slashiness preferred but not required.

Cosette consider's 'Heidi'

In honour of re-reading this old favourite for the first time in years.

Cosette reads it, or has it read to her (at school or by Jean, not bothered which), and surprises her fathers by comparing them in different ways to old Alm-Uncle.

If you want you can add a bit about her being worried over possibly being taken away (as happens with Heidi) and them reassuring her. Other character comparisons with people she knows also welcome.

OP Postscript

Partial to Quast!vert, but not essential.

Joly the Reverse Hypochondriac

We all imagine Joly as this anal-retentive, paranoid guy who's terrified of germs. But what if Joly's big obsession was exposing himself to as many germs as possible in order to build up his immune system, refusing to take modern medicine, etc? And his friends all think he's crazy and worry about him catching something terrible, but he reassures them that going to Panama without mosquito spray or shots and purposely contracting dengue fever is actually good for him?

Basically, I want to see Joly as a fearless hippie-type who rejects big pharma and, in keeping with his politics, is really into New Age traditional treatments and crap like that. None of that wussy stuff we usually see in fanfic.

You can write this as a modern AU, or a canon-era fic where Joly is just way ahead of his time.

valjean or javert virgin kink

Shamelessly stolen from the other virgin!kink prompts, but it's a kink that works all over Hugo. I just want fic about either (or both!) of the oldest French virgins being defiled.

Re: valjean or javert virgin kink

There's a fic here that addresses this, if someone doesn't fill this.


Les Amis have disabilities

Ok I would like to see les amis (Marius, Éponine, Gavroche, Cosette, Musichetta too) they all have disabilities. Some can be invisible disabilities and some can be visible, but I just want to see them and the disabilities they would have. Also can Grantaire please have both because we all know about his depression and alcoholism (I know that’s not all he is I know he’s more then that) but can you add to it. I don’t care if you gender bend any of them, do whatever works best for you, but modern era please.

Re: Les Amis have disabilities

I would love this so much… I would do it bet I seriously have so much work on. If it dies down in a few weeks/months I might have a crack at it but I'd really love someone else to have a crack at this.

Is that a gun in your pants, Marius?

During one of Marius and Cosette's rendezvouses, Cosette notices that there is a bulge in Marius' pants where his modesty should be. Being all innocent and virginal and having received little to no sexual education, Cosette becomes very frightened and thinks that Marius is actually carrying a gun. Cue awkward Marius telling her about erections. "No, Cosette, I'm just happy to see you."

Re: Is that a gun in your pants, Marius?

Oh my god
this is so funny i don't even have words
i think i have stretched my laughing muscule

Panty sniffing

Okay, this kind of a weird/gross kink, but whatever, I have it.

Cosette's gone to visit her fathers for a week. Marius shoves his face in her dirty panties and jacks off.

Re: Panty sniffing

Don't feel bad, anon, you like what you like. I know I shouldn't be one to judge.

That being said, I did laugh, because I got an image of Marius gathering all of Cosette's dirty panties in a pile and then jumping into it and making dirty panty angels or something.

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Combeferre's Dom cooing over him, telling what a pretty boy he is, and anything else you want to add.

yes please because Combeferre is a pretty little boy

E/R, problematic omegaverse

Okay so we all love the Omegaverse fics where Enjolras is a huge omega liberation booster. But WHAT IF alpha!jolras actually felt about omegas more or less the way canon!jolras felt about women: basically doesn't give a shit about them, thinks they're a distraction, doesn't want them in meetings etc. And then omega!Grantaire comes along and he's just /extra/ distracting, isn't he? Cue Enjolras deciding to get it out of his system and take home the mouthy bitch for some good old fashioned stress relief, and getting a whole lot more than he bargained for -- by which I mean challenges to his world view and unexpected ~emotions~ that threaten to make everything more complicated.

(what I'd really like here is not woobie!Grantaire who thinks he deserves to be treated badly, but feisty Grantaire who will put up with a lot for Enjolras but isn't going to take being treated like a second class citizen lying down. And Enjolras being harsh and domineering because that is my kink, but being able to evolve and gradually develop a healthier relationship)

Re: E/R, problematic omegaverse

oh god this is everything i have ever wanted

canon era fem! e/r

fem! e/r have been together for a while until grantaire's parents decide that she has to be married. they make love on grantaire's wedding night. really sweet, emotional, goodbye sex

sub!R/Dom!ferre, D/s, rough punishment caning

So Combeferre is usually a really cuddly, loving dom who loves to spoil his good boy rotten, but his punishments are the toughest R's ever gotten.

That's mostly it, I was just needing a rough D/s punishment scene where Combeferre is really rough and canes R into a sobbing mess.

Bonus: if it's a poly e/R/ferre ship (sorry they're my forever OT3), just include e however you want (though I'd rather if he was also a Dom if he would be part of the kinky parts)

Bonus Bonus: loving aftercare, with 'ferre dotting on his shaky sub and taking care of him. Maybe they make love, maybe they just cuddle, idk, i just wanted it to end sweetly?

Re: sub!R/Dom!ferre, D/s, rough punishment caning - FILL

Hello - I spotted this prompt and decided to fill it, hope it's ok.

I posted it to AO3 at archiveofourown~org /works /3096320

An innocent one, but how about Les Amis having a table at their college's involvement fair? Enjolras pontificating on Very Serious Issues while the girls (and guys) all cluster around the hot dude whose mouth keeps moving. Courfeyrac flirting people into signing up. Combeferre shaking his head and keeping track of the sign up sheet, knowing almost none of these people are actually in it for the cause. Bonus points if they are Very Against whatever group is at the next table, and an awkward fight breaks out.

J/Vj and Cosette tw character death.

Either Jean or Cosette dies. Everyone outside the family thinks Javert is unfeeling and cold about it. Only the other one left can see how he's falling apart inside but even then it takes a while for him to actually break and cry.

Break my heart please. Quastvert preferred

Death of one of les amis

So, I feel awful for even suggesting this, but we have some really horrible (amazing) stories where Grantaire dies (SITUATIONAL IRONY FUCK) and some where Enjolras dies, but what about someone else?

What would happen to the group without, say, Courfeyrac? Courfeyrac who was the center, who brightened everyone's days, who was best mate with everybody? Or Combeferre? How Courfeyrac and Enjolras would even deal without Combeferre? How the rest of the group can live without their gentle, steady friend always ready to listen to them? What would happen without, Joly, or Bossuet, or Jehan, or Feuilly, or Bahorel?

So, basically, one of les amis (not Enjolras or Grantaire) dies, and the rest of his friends have to deal with it. All the stages of grief, all the angst, etc.

But maybe some hopeful note at the end? I can't even believe I'm prompting something sad, I hate sadness, but I think it would be very interesting in term of character study and friendships study, really. (if you want to put some shipping out there, I'm alright with most thing? I'm just incapable of reading something with Enjolras and Grantaire with somebody else? ><)

Re: Death of one of les amis

Ooh, yes please. I especially like your Courfeyrac option.

Secret!romantic R

Grantaire is a secret romantic (in the modern sense of the term?). Except it's not /actually/ a secret - everyone pretend they don't know, but it's really hard not to when he says things so romantic it makes Marius all dreamy, Jehan all inspired, and Enjolras all... confused? (I'm thinking Grantaire has an habit of pretending to mock his friends when they're "in love" except it doesn't sound mocking at all - like when he mocks "Marius's amours" in the brick)

Anyway, somehow Grantaire managed to be surprised and embarrassed and not-really-secretely-at-all touched when Enjolras finally decide to do some big romantic gesture for him to "prove his love" because, woh, how did Enjolras even /knew/ that he liked that kind of stuff???

Quastvert gets dragged along by D'Artangon and The Three Musketeers.

Handwave it however you like (maybe he's time travelled when he tries to commit suicide) just send our police inspector off to retrive Anne of Austria's diamond earings with the motley quartet that Alexander Dumas created


This might work better in the modern setting, but canon or modern, I don't care.

I want assigned female at birth Enjolras being all ... Enjolras-like. Caring to much and doing things and wanting to change the world and being incredibly masculine. And I want his boyfriend to take him home and having some penis-in-vagina sex and both of them getting off on it.

Bonus points for, if it's canon era, talk about Enjolras taking the "passive" part in sex, possibly with other Amis.

Re: trans!Enjolras

As a trans man who also enjoys PIV sex sometimes, I want this so badly.

Grantaire/fem!Enjolras, face-sitting

Female Enjolras sitting on R's face being eaten out. Then they could switch with her being on all fours while Grantaire continues licking her pussy from behind.

No dub/non con please

Re: Grantaire/fem!Enjolras, face-sitting

Oh god, I want a fill so bad. Someone, please

When Combeferre and his Dom are home alone, Combeferre's not allowed to wear clothes, only his collar.

Oh god yes

Canon era post-BdM

After Enjolras witnesses the whole dominos thing, he's not eager to give Grantaire more things to do. Grantaire tells him he's an ingrate again. Okay, fine. But this time, Enjolras is going to up the stakes of failure. So he tells Grantaire to shave him.

Re: Canon era post-BdM


Valjean sick/hurt in MsM

I have seen lots of sickfic in MsM where Javert is sick or hurt and Valjean nurses him back to health. I'd be curious to see the opposite - where Valjean is maybe injured and Javert feels duty bound to help him recover. This could be anywhere in the MsM timeline. What Javert knows and how he reacts - is up to you.

Re: Valjean sick/hurt in MsM

Filled on AO3
Title; Catch and carry. Elderberry
Author; Darkhorse

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Modern AU - Prison or RP?

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I totally want this as a modern AU. Not RPF, the characters. This could either be NSFW play, or it could be serious and set in prison.

e/r, falling asleep during sex

So there are tons of those 'Enjolras overworks himself and Grantaire fucks him to relax him' fics but I'd love to see one where they do it, and Enjolras is just so damn exhausted he nods off halfway through.

Bonus if R doesn't realise E's asleep until he's come.


In which Valjean is Wall-e, Javert is EVE and Cosette is the plant.

No, I am not drunk.

Re: Wall-e!verse

Surprisingly, you're not the first person to have a similar idea. I saw this floating around the E/R tag on tumblr recently: http://kjack89.tumblr.com/post/73620585518/just-in-case-anyone-rather-mistakenly-thought-that

Maybe they can incorporate some valvert WALLE/EVE love into that?

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