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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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Announcements for Round 8: The Filth Fest Challenge is back by popular demand! Let's kick this round off with a bunch of panty-scorching prompts for people to come back to if they're ever in need of... inspiration. If you weren't there for the last Filth Fest, it's pretty simple: the first 50 prompts (at least) must be filthy and/or kinky as fuck. Keep your gen and your G-rated prompts in reserve until page 3--which if the last round is any indication will arrive quickly enough--and work on earning yourselves a dedicated first-class carriage to the special hell.

Fine print: In the original announcement. Basically, prompts on the first 2 pages that aren't on-topic for the challenge will be quietly screened or deleted and can be reposted later. There is no minimum subjective hotness requirement, just keep things sex- and/or kink-focused for those first 50 prompts.


Modern AU. Courf and Marius (Mary? Marie?) are roommates. Courfeyrac masturbates at least once a day, and Marius never notices until they start dating. It's all very chaste at first, gentle kisses and holding hands, and Marius begins to notice the familiar smell clinging to Courfeyrac's fingers.

Then smut happens. I don't have any specifics in mind, so long as Marius realizes that Courfeyrac's fingers smell like pussy, and that really turns her on.

Valjean is loud in bed

Javert learns that Valjean is really loud, especially when he's the one getting fucked.

Re: Valjean is loud in bed


E/R, heavy d/s, watersports, humiliation

Established, loving relationship where R is Enjolras' sub. One day, Enjolras goes to work, leaving R blindfolded and handcuffed to himself, wearing a buttplug and a diaper. He's not to eat or pee until Enjolras gets home. Hours later, when he finally comes home, R is too embarrassed to pee in the diaper, but he doesn't safe word, so Enjolras makes him drink water until he can't help but pee. Then Enj fucks him.
Afterwards, lots of cuddles and E being sweet and making R something to eat.


Not established relationship, just best friends/roommates. Combeferre confides in Courfeyrac that she has trouble making herself orgasm, so Courf recommends she get a vibrator. They go shopping together and pick one out, then Courfeyrac can hear Combeferre using it that very night, coming to a loud climax. Then Courf knocks on her door, asking if she can try it. Of course, Combeferre obliges. Whether it stops at using the vibrator or goes on to more sex is up to whatever lovely soul hopefully writes this.

Courfeyrac/Marius, humiliation

Marius gets off on Courfeyrac humiliating him in bed, calling him all sorts of names and spanking and the like. It's all going well and they're both really into it, and Marius starts to cry, but Courf keeps fucking him until Marius is sobbing and finally safewords. Cue cuddles and Courfeyrac being a doting boyfriend.

Re: Courfeyrac/Marius, humiliation

ugh yes

dom!fem!Enjolras/Amis, f!E/R - gangbang, size-kink, domming from the bottom

petite female Enjolras dommes the hell out of her big strong men.

+i'm thinking gang-bang and domming from the bottom here


+++after everyone had their turn, she allows Grantaire to lick her clean

Re: dom!fem!Enjolras/Amis, f!E/R - gangbang, size-kink, domming from the bottom

oh my GOD yes PLEASE, especially that last, wow

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J/VJ Oral fixation

Valjean sucks on things (blankets, his thumb, Javert's dick) for comfort.

Enjolras/dogs - bestiality

i've seen lovely prompts about Javert and bestiality, but how about Enjolras?

Seemingly chaste E has a secret - he has a dog and they have a very close relationship...very very close...

+1000 someone walks in on them

Re: Enjolras/dogs - bestiality

omg op i saw this and almost thought i had somehow forgotten posting this myself, for as long as i've been considering doing so

if i had any writing bones in my body i'd contribute! hopefully someone more skilled can pick this up

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To build their barricade, Les Amis go to IKEA.

Enjolras/Montparnasse, rule 63

I just want fem!Montparnasse domming the fuck out of fem!Enjolras.
+established relationship
+++Enjolras is very loud and it makes Montparnasse very, very smug

Re: Enjolras/Montparnasse, rule 63

yes please

Valvert Prison Marriage (Round 7 Reprompt)

Desperate for any affection in Toulon, Valjean seduces Javert and becomes his bitch. Give me Stockholm Syndrome, cock worship, watersports, anything you want.

Re: Valvert Prison Marriage (Round 7 Reprompt)

I love this prompt, so I'm pleased to see it back. And it's been lingering for so long, I'm tempted to try and fill it.

I never understood how dark the original anon wanted it, though, and I'm not sure how to pull off Valjean seducing Javert in Toulon - do you have any thoughts or preferences?

fem!Enjolras/Grantaire reincarnated

This just has to be Enjolras and Grantaire reincarnated.


They deserve a happier ending. Third time lucky?

Re: fem!Enjolras/Grantaire reincarnated

oh yes that would be so cute !

Enjolras/Grantaire, Kissing Booth

Enjolras is working at a kissing booth for whatever reason (probably Courfeyrac made him do it) and Grataire purchases like 100 kisses.

Re: Enjolras/Grantaire, Kissing Booth

um, I thought I'd let you know that I have, more or less, completely plotted out a fic for this, but I have less than no time to work on it so... I can't actually promise anything but I thought I'd let you know that someone is hypothetically working on something so don't completely abandon this prompt.

(and if there's other writers eyeing this prompt, please please don't let this stop you)

Assassin's Creed/Les Mis, Enjolras/Grantaire, Assassin's and Templar in the Amis

After the events of Unity, Arno Dorian finds out he and Elise have a baby son. Wanting the child of both an Assassin and a Templar to be safe, he manages to arrange a truce between both orders. The boy, named only R, will be raised by the principles of both Assassin's and Templar and will be the person that unites them.

The problem is, when R grows up. Because R doesn't want to be the link between two orders. He just wants to live his own life as an artist, hiding from both orders, drinking away the nights with good friends under his chosen name of Grantaire and getting into arguments with his blond god and secret love Enjolras. But neither Assassin's or Templar are quiet willing to let him go yet. And besides, it only takes one slip up for R to be rediscovered. A slip up such as being seen saving Enjolras' life from some callous Guards.

So recap: Grantaire is the child of Arno Dorian, Assassin and Elise de la Serra, Templar and raised as such. Fed up with both orders, Grantaire tries to escape, hiding himself among the Amis where he falls for their leader Enjolras and ends up saving his life.

Bonus 1- Most of the Amis are not members of either order, nor do they know of them. Only Bahorel who is an Assassin, who symapthises with Grantaire and helps him stay under the radar and Combeferre who is a Templar (Where else did he get all those weapons?) who knows of Rs existence but doesn't realise he is Grantaire.

Bonus 2- Enjolras tells Ferre about being attacked by guards and his rescuer. Ferre is the one who figures out it is R and informs his order of Rs existence without realising R is Grantaire and giving the game away.

What happens next is up to anyone willing to tackle this prompt.

Eponine/Cosette making love

Cosette wants to lose her viriginity, so she gets a little drunk and goes home with some guy. He isn't very gentle, and even though she didn't hate it, she returns to her and Eponine's apartment dissatisfied, bruised, and walking funny. Eponine cleans her up, then insists on showing Cosette how good sex can feel. I want Eponine making sweet love to her, kissing every inch of skin, not leaving any marks, and eating her out nice and slow.

Javert has hiccups

That's it. That's the prompt.

Javert beastiality

Any animal, any time, I just need to see this again

Re: Javert beastiality

We never got the fill we were promised with Javert penetrating Gymont :/

Valvert Daddy Kink, Daddy!Javert

To ease Valjean out of his post-Cosette depression Javert acts like his strict but loving father. He coddles him and encourages Valjean to eat, leave the house, bathe, ect. by offering him rewards for being a good boy ("Ah ah Jean, finish all your carrots or Father won't cuddle you/touch you/fuck you tonight").
Bonus for Valjean being "punished" with a light spanking after he does something on purpose to warrant it.


Canon era Courf attempting to tactfully explain he's bisexual to Marius so he doesn't freak out if Court starts bringing guys back to the room with him

Bonus for Courferre

Re: Bisexual!Courfeyrac

ooh what if it turned out that marius was bi too?

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Flatpack ikea furniture

E and R buying ikea furniture for their new apartment and then the long and painful procedure of them trying to assemble it all.

+ Enjolras smashed something with a hammer in rage
++new swearwords are created
+++they give up and burn the manuals, shoving everything together and hoping for the best.
++++finally, nothing in their apartment is together right, and R chucks all the leftover screws out the window. They get pretty fond of the wonky shelves/tables etc.
+++++only E and R know how to manage the furniture so the others are constantly terrified that something will collapse if they touch anything.

Valvert Belly Kink

Post-Seine (or Madeleine Era), Valjean gains a bit of weight because he's more relaxed or just eating better and he gets a bit of belly pudge that Javert loves to worship in bed.

Re: Valvert Belly Kink

YES there hasn't been belly kink for a while

Not a prompt

To start with, I know this is probably the wrong place to put this, so sorry about that.

Im looking for someone who might like to co-write a fic with me, and I honestly don't know how to do that so i figured her was a good place to start.
I really want to write something set in space in the future and i have a vague idea but its too big for me to manage on my own, so if anyone is interested, please reply and we can sort something out.

I would be happy to do it with you, sounds like fun!
If you PM me then I will send you my email address and we can communicate through there :)


That's it. Enjolras is a literal marble statue in a museum. Until he gets turned into a human and suddenly isn't.

Re: Statue!Enjolras


not quite what you wanted, but it made me think of this:)

Young Enjolras babysitting for Daddy R.

That's is that's the prompt.
If R is the sexy young dad or older is up to you.

Sochi Neighbours ExR

E and R are staying next to each other in one of the hotels as they are both journalists.
They don't speak until Enjolras returns to find Grantaire staring bemusedly at the door handle he is holding. After the guy at the reception just shrugs, Enjolras offers to break into his room through his- separated by plasterboard. It gets worse, few days later Enjolras' bed breaks and springs go everywhere in the middle of the night, so Grantaire dozely offers his to share. They share a room happily until Courf and Ferre visit one day and Grantaire is curled up in bed writing an article and they are both like 'who the fuck is that, what the fuck is going on?' and it occurs to both E and R how bloody strange it actually is, cause it kinda just made sense to them.

Its the forced bed sharing that gets me.

+they have to raid Enjolras' old room for lightbulbs as they simultaneously blow in Grantaire's. "four Enj, I understand one, maybe two, but four. Four."


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