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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Enjolras/Grantaire

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Enjolras is very happy Grantaire isn't drinking as much, but hes a little pissed that its because none of the bars believe he's twenty one
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Fill: Please Supply Photo ID 1/3

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(Hopefully you get a better fill as well, but here's a super quick one to tide you over.
Also, where I live the legal drinking age is nineteen and I can't stop giggling at the image of Enjolras being mistaken for a teenager à la Brick so I'm going with that and making these assholes Canadian, hope that's okay)

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“Where's Enjolras?”

“What? He was right behind me,” said Grantaire, turning on the spot, searching for the familiar golden hair that damn near glowed with a sort of inner brilliance. Or, as it had been suggested, that may just be Grantaire and his teeny tiny slight affection for Enjolras. Regardless, he was not a difficult man to spot in a crowd.

And he... wasn't there.

“Did he bolt again?” asked Courfeyrac. “I swear to go I'm going to hog-tie him and leave him under the table if he keeps trying to make a run for his damn work.”

“He should be here,” Combeferre said. “He had promised to take a break tonight. He is good at keeping his word, when you can make him give it, so he should be here...”

Grantaire placed his (still untouched) beer on the table with a sigh. “Well, I'm his ride so he's not going anywhere without me. I'll go check and make sure he isn't trying to hotwire the car or something.”

So Grantaire pushed away from the tables that they had all clustered around, slipped between crowd, and stepped back out into the wet Vancouver streets. It wasn't hard to spot Enjolras, a blazing spot of gold and red among the drab grey streets and buildings and rain. But that didn't explain why he was sitting on the curb dejectedly rather than sitting at their warm, indoor table dejectedly while everyone else drank copiously around him.

Ange? Que fais-tu?” Grantaire called, sitting down next to him. An upset Enjolras was an Enjolras that tended to revert to French, so Grantaire figured he may as well come prepared.

With raindrops beading his hair and his mouth twisted into even more of a pout than usual, Enjolras looked the picture of unhappy and Grantaire couldn't help but laugh.

“I forgot my ID,” Enjolras responded in French, his Québécois accent thick with irritation.

“...Okay? So what? We're not teenagers anymore,” said Grantaire, still in French, laughing. At the scowl Enjolras responded to him with made Grantaire grin even wider. “Oh my god, they won't let you in, will they? They actually don't think you're nineteen yet? Holy shit.”

“Shut up.”

“Never! This is the best, oh my God. My cute, baby-faced boyfriend can't buy himself a drink.” Grantaire moved to kiss Enjolras and got head-butted for his troubles. It didn't keep him from laughing though.

“I was going to call you but you made me leave my phone in the car,” Enjolras said, scowling deeper. And fair enough, Grantaire had, in a desperate bid to keep Enjolras from checking his emails when he was suppose to be relaxing. Not that relaxing was really happening now. At least it gave Grantaire and excuse to pull Enjolras close because they were both beginning to get chilled from the rain. “This wouldn't have happened if you'd let me stay at home,” Enjolras grumbled.

“Mm. Fine. There's no point driving all the way back to your place to find your ID and then driving all the way back, so how about we just go to mine and have hot chocolate and watching a movie or something? You still can't touch your work though, I'm making a serious effort to have my boyfriend last until he's at least out of his twenties and stress-related early graves are one obstacle I intend to avoid.”

“You're okay with that?”

Grantaire pushed up from the curb and pulled Enjolras up after him, and the two began to walk towards where the car was parked. “Yeah, I'll live. I'll have Jehan send me a video of Bahorel's inevitable drunken escapade, and that's really the best part of the evening anyway. And this way I won't experience it from inside a police car again.”

Enjolras beamed at Grantaire, bad mood dimmed, and kissed him soundly as they settled into the car and blasted the heat.

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Enjolras/The National Guard sex pollen

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A National Guard officer, seeking to discredit Enjolras, slips him sex pollen and then all of the National Guard take turn fucking Enjolras, who enjoys it and hates it both at the same time.
+they do it in a public place, in front of the people that support Enjolras
+++all kinds of kinks except scat and vore-- so give me bloodplay, rimming, daddy kink etc.
See y'all in hell.
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Re: Enjolras/The National Guard sex pollen

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Oh gosh, yes please.
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valvert matchmaker

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cosette starts a matchmaker business/dating service. she's a perfect frontwoman considering her whirlwind romance with marius. the only problem is her beloved father is also one of the most eligible (and oldest) bachelors in all of france.
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Im sure you guys have all heard from the enormous statue in Paris. It is supposed to be a christmas tree but it looks... yeah
Can someone write a modern AU based on this? i don't care about the ship or plot or anything this statue is just too funny to go neglected.
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Oh heck yes! For anyone that doesn't know: news(.)yahoo(.)com(/)paris-landmark-giant-sex-toy-xmas-tree-172748844(.)html (and I mean come on. Look at that url. Even that is promising, someone has to to write a fic for this)
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Enjolras/Grantaire+awkward Marius

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So there have been some amazing presidental AUs. Now all I want is First Gentleman Grantaire and President Enjolras going at it in Enjolras' limousine with awkward law student Marius who works as the chauffer to pay his tuition. Or 'marius roll up the partition please we don't need you seeing the president on his knees'.

Caption is 'carry a towel'
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Rue Plumet? More like Rue KUSH, eyyyyyy lmao

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Valjean doesn't know why Cosette keeps sneaking out to the garden at night, but it's because she's been smoking that DANK KUSH
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Valvert - Valjean wants Javert to pay attention to him

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AU where Valjean’s in Paris after m-sur-m as per usual, and Javert's there too (promotion ya know).

However, Valjean overhears Javert state that the criminal Montparnasse is his main focus and that he has little time for much else now and petty crime must be delegated to other officers too, and Valjean is … oddly hurt. Is Javert not hunting him any more? Why? Surely Javert should be more focussed on him than on some youth?

So he starts hanging about near Javert when he's on patrol - not too close, just close enough that Javert might glimpse Valjean and vaguely recognise him, just to remind Javert that he still exists. And is, ya know, available.

End it however you want - happily, with them together and happy, or like it does in canon with everybody dead.
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Sherlock!Enjolras

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Not sure if this has been done but watching Downey jr's version of Sherlock Holmes made me wish to see Enjolras as Holmes and Combeferre having to deal with living with him as his Watson. If done the 2009 movie, Grantaire as the elusive love interest (the Adler to Enjolras' Holmes) other Amis are welcome as well of course (wouldnt mind Courf {or Ep} being Combeferre's Mary)
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minifill: Sherlock!Enjolras

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so, i love this prompt, because my first thought totally would've been grantaire as holmes and enjolras as irene?? and this made me think a lot. and anyway, this deserves way more than this tiny fill but i loved the prompt too much to resist. ;3; thanks, anon!

They each take a mirrored step toward one another, and Enjolras fits the long fingers of one broad hand into Grantaire’s belt like a reflex. He sees Grantaire’s lashes flutter, his cheeks darken, even as Enjolras neatly removes the jewel-encrusted butt of a revolver from his belt.

He inches the gun up with his thumb, raises a delicate eyebrow at Grantaire’s lidded gaze.

“I’d wondered about the Delacroix mistress's diamond,” he murmurs. “Embedding it in the gun - a good idea, but predictable.”

Grantaire’s hand settles on top of Enjolras’ fingers, slowly nudging the gun back down into its makeshift holster. He doesn’t let go of Enjolras’ hand once it’s there. “Weren’t you the one," he drawls, arched, "who always said that the past was meaningless? That only the future brings us where we need to go?” He squeezes Enjolras’ hand on the butt of the gun, then removes it. “I’m not here to discuss old games.”

Enjolras tears his hand away, tries to look like he hadn’t felt Grantaire’s grip burning up his arm and raising the hairs on the back of his neck. “So why are you here?” He doesn’t want it to sound like an invitation, but the lazily lecherous look Grantaire throws him means he’s failed.

“I was in the neighborhood,” he replies loftily. His sharp eyes are hooded as they slide away from Enjolras’ face, and he turns to make his slow way across the flat. Enjolras catches another of his projects in the back of Grantaire’s waistcoat; the buckle is small and thin but obviously cut from a jade stone. Enjolras files away that information, makes quick work of the necessary mental cross-examination that reminds him of the solid block of jade that had gone missing in Cannes four months ago. He almost brings it up - new waistcoat? is on the tip of his tongue, but he holds it. No sense in giving Grantaire more of an opening than he’s already got.

“I thought I’d come visit,” Grantaire continues, faking oblivious even as Enjolras bangs noisily around his rooms, trying to note anything out of its place. Grantaire. Grantaire was out of his place, Grantaire did not belong here. “See how you were doing? I could make you some real tea.”

Enjolras glares at him when he realizes that Grantaire has pinned him with his stare right as he’s reached his side-table, where a full tea set sits that he hadn’t owned before. He thins his lips, fingers a small cup with no handle, and lobs it at Grantaire.

Grantaire catches it without looking. “Careful with these, they were an acquisition from Taiwan.” His smile turns lopsided and huge, showing some pointy teeth. “The Taiwanese premier may be cross to find them damaged.”
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Chubby Grantaire Loving

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(I hope I'm doing this right because I haven't posted on here before !!!)
(modern au please) Grantaire having a little bit of a beer belly that Enjolras loves very much ^-^ In fact, Enjolras loves it to the point of trying to encourage R to keep his tummy soft-- so he makes R snacks and feeds him and praises him and aw man. just. exr weight gain please and thank you
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I just want Bahorel sucking dick. Any pairing would be good, but I'd love it if it were with Courfeyrac, Enjolras or Combeferre.
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amnesia valvert

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After meeting the bishop, Valjean loses his memory. When he becomes Madeleine, it's because he doesn't remember being Valjean. Cue the suspicious Inspector Javert trying to trick Valjean into outing himself...only to find that Valjean honestly doesn't remember. How will Javert choose to proceed?
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Seconded!
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Valvert hurt/comfort

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Something happens that badly upsets Javert but as usual he insists on bottling everything up and acting like nothing's wrong. Cue Valjean gently trying to coax the emotions out of him because this isn't healthy and the poor man is probably in need of a good cry.
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Grantaire/Enjolras, One sided Gavroche/Grantaire - Gavroche has a crush on Grantaire

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(Because in the last version of the stage play I saw, I couldn't help but notice Grantaire had a shadow in the form of Gavroche)

Gavroche has always loved Grantaire. First as his favorite older brother figure among the Amis and then as something more. Which is a problem seeing as Grantaire is too busy crushing on Enjolras to notice his child admirer.

So now Gavroche has to discredit Enjolras before the Chief realises and steals Grantaire away from him.

Give me child like revenge plots to discredit Enjolras like ruining his vest, stealing his speeches, siccing the street urchins on him or deliberately getting him drunk.

Bonus: The rest of the Amis notice that Gav is deliberately targeting Enjolras and think it's funny so don't think to tell either Grantaire or Enjolras what is going on. Only Eponine seems worried by her younger brothers behaviour, given her own feelings.
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Re: Grantaire/Enjolras, One sided Gavroche/Grantaire - Gavroche has a crush on Grantaire

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Oh man this sounds so cute, seconded like crazy
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Enjolras/Combeferre/Grantaire

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Enjolras and Combeferre had been dating for a while, but they both knew they wanted to add Grantaire to their relationship, since it was pretty clear everyone was interested in everyone here.

Grantaire feels this is too good to be true, and suspects that he's only here as temporary amusement. He's constantly waiting to be kicked out once the others are bored or annoyed with him.

Bonus if there's special emphasis on Combeferre and Grantaire interacting u_u
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Re: Enjolras/Combeferre/Grantaire

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reprompt from an earlier round -
It's getting to that point in his relationship, and Enjolras doesn't want to ask his friends or partner (preferably Combeferre, Feuilly, Bahorel or Courfeyrac) about sex, so he decides to learn from fanfiction.
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American Horror Story Murder House AU

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After experiencing some troubles in their old town of Montreuil-sur-Mer, Valjean and his teenage daughter Cosette move into a new home in Paris. Only to have to deal with the crew of ghosts intent on destroying their peaceful new life.

Featuring Marius as the lovesick ghost, caught between wanting to protect Cosette from the others and wanting her to kill herself so they can be together forever, Enjolras as the slightly psychotic ghost who, in an attempt to start a revolution against the government, killed a bunch of people before being gunned down, Fantine, the ghost driven to suicide after losing her child and has spent the afterlife trying to find a replacement child, Eponine as the lovesick girl who died after taking dramatic steps and has never really fitted into the group and Javert, the ghost who keeps the others in line but both dislikes and is fascinated by Valjean after he discovers the man is a reformed criminal.

Bonus if the Thenardiers are the couple next door, who used to own the house, lost both Eponine and their son Gavroche in the house and are now trying to drive Valjean out.

Extra bonus for the rest of the Amis being ghosts in the house, caught in the power struggle between Javert and Enjolras. How and why they ended up there is up to the author.
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Re: American Horror Story Murder House AU

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I might be able to fill this, though it might take a while bc I'm kinda busy rn
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National guards/Enjolras corpse, necrophilia (rape?)

(Anonymous)
The national guards have their way with Enjolras corpse.
Bonus if a friend of Enjolras, possibly Grantaire, watches.
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Joly/Combeferre, belly rubs & cuddles

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Joly kind of overdoes it at a formal dinner and ends up with an overstretched, overfull belly (that Combeferre happens to find rather attractive). The two spoon and C gently rubs his stomach to help him digest.
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ExR & any Ami(s)/Grantaire, D/s, Enjolras is an asexual Dom, lets his friends fuck R instead

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Enjolras and Grantaire are in a relationship which involves casual Dom/sub play (maybe even some pet play type of stuff?) but since Enjolras is asexual, there's no sex involved. He's happy to do most of the kinky stuff that's not directly sexual, though, and doesn't mind R masturbating to it either.

But they also have an arrangement: Their friends are in on it and are allowed to "borrow" Grantaire for sex if they ask Enjolras for permission and if Grantaire wears his collar all through the sex to remind everyone who he belongs to. (Or it can also be framed as Enjolras asking his friends to take care of his pet's needs for him.) Enjolras might even prepare him for them and take over for aftercare?

All of this needs to be consensual and negotiated, btw. But no need to do the negotiation bit "on screen", you don't even have to specifically mention it, it just needs to be the presumption.

No gore, no vore, no scat, no daddy kinks or anything that might sound even a little like pedophilia, otherwise I think everything should be okay.

Oh, and modern AU, please, in this case. If you want to do any gender switching please ask me first?

Also, hi it's my first time posting here. Hope I'm doing this right. Sorry it got so long and detailed... orz
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Oh man, this is brilliant!!!! I might want to write this? I don't have time, but I *want to*.
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Amis/Enjolras, prostitute!Enjolras TW: mentions of non-con and general abuse

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Based on a prostitute!R prompt, how about a story where Enjolras is the prostiture hired by Courfeyrac to please the Amis?

At first Enjolras keeps quiet during the meetings but after a while he starts voicing his opinions, slowly getting more confident. Maybe the Amis don't pay much attention to him at the beginning, just listening to humour him, but there's just something about him, despite what he is and what's the's gone through, that commands attention, making it impossible to dismiss him.

And wihtout anyone realising it, Enjolras goes from protitute to the leader of Les Amis.

I'm asking for hot sex (bottom!Enjolras only please!) and lots of H/C when the amis finally start seeing Enjolras as other than a whore and learn about his past experiences.
Oh, and aside from bloodplay and scat, everything's fine with me C:

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Jean Valjean in a leather collar

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Specifically Javert's leather collar.
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Enjolras/Grantaire dub-con, aftermath of the barricades

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After seeing all his friends die for the cause, Enjolras goes into shock before Grantaire manages to get him away and loses most of his memory(he does remember the barricades and his friends but the memories are all hazy, like a dream) and Grantaire convinces him that it was in fact a dream. Enjolras becomes very docile and childlike and Grantaire spoils him, does everything to make Enjolras happy. Enjolras in turn is very pliant, especially when they are having sex. So the ending is entirely up to author(Enjolras remembers? Or does he forget his friends and his cause forever?)
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Asexual Grantaire

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Asexual Grantaire who flirts with anyone and everyone absolutely shamelessly because flirting is fun, and who is perfectly aware that he's not the most conventionally handsome guy and so feels secure in the knowledge that he doesn't need to worry about anyone actually taking him up on his offers.

Until someone (another Ami) does. And oh shit no, that was suppose to be a joke because Grantaire actually really likes this person but oh no what if they expect him to be as good in bed as he always claims to be? Hell, what if they expect him to have sex at all, shit, cause that ain't happening.
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Re: Asexual Grantaire

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Definitely filling this. I am already planning dialogue. be warned though that I'm a terribly slow writer and I have Life Things rn, so I doubt it will be finished for ace week, but it will get written! is Grantaire/Combeferre okay? They are perhaps the greatest of all my Les Mis weaknesses.
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Combeferre's Dom punishes him for working too hard.
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valvert

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valjean has lots of ptsd-related issues from toulon, even decades later. if someone touches his wrist, he freezes up. he has frequent, vivid nightmares. etc. javert doesn't realize any of this until their relationship changes and valjean will barely admit it even then.
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