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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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Announcements for Round 8: The Filth Fest Challenge is back by popular demand! Let's kick this round off with a bunch of panty-scorching prompts for people to come back to if they're ever in need of... inspiration. If you weren't there for the last Filth Fest, it's pretty simple: the first 50 prompts (at least) must be filthy and/or kinky as fuck. Keep your gen and your G-rated prompts in reserve until page 3--which if the last round is any indication will arrive quickly enough--and work on earning yourselves a dedicated first-class carriage to the special hell.

Fine print: In the original announcement. Basically, prompts on the first 2 pages that aren't on-topic for the challenge will be quietly screened or deleted and can be reposted later. There is no minimum subjective hotness requirement, just keep things sex- and/or kink-focused for those first 50 prompts.

sub!valjean, any pairing

I'm desperate. Any pairing, any kink, any era, I just want valjean on his knees and subservient.

One of the Amis triggered by pro-ana websites

TW: eating disorder
I would be immensly grateful if anyone could write something where one of the boys (any one of them really, but at the moment I'm imagining Jehan or Enjolras or Grantaire) accidentally comes across a proana website (one where people post pictures of really skinny people and encourages/normalises anorexic behaviour) and they are apalled but then they look at themselves and the pictures and read what people on there are saying and decide to lose some weight. (maybe they have a history with this?) Another one of the Amis find out, and then the hurt/comfort begins :) It could be gen, but if it's not, I'd looove E/R or Jehan/Courfeyrac.

Eternal love to anyone who fills this...


Filled over on AO3 at /works/2367746

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Enjolras/Grantaire/Grantaire's TOTAL DEVOTION TO ENJOLRAS

I don't even know how to phrase this prompt. I've been reading Arriviste's fics for something like two days' straight and every time her Grantaire confesses that Enjolras owns him, body and soul, whether he knows it or not, my chest hurts.

I know D/s is a popular trope in this fandom, because Grantaire prostrating himself in front of Enjolras and begging to be used is canon if you turn the book a little, but I want to see that same exchange taken out of the safety of D/s context.
Canon era, no negotiations, little to no understanding that their emotions aren't totally unique to them in that one moment. Grantaire begging, Enjolras realizing 'Oh my god-- I would," don't care where it goes from there.
Links to similar would be good, too.
Hell, links to similar would be G R E A T. I'm experiencing a whole new surge of feels for these two.

Re: Enjolras/Grantaire/Grantaire's TOTAL DEVOTION TO ENJOLRAS

I just did a fill for another prompt which may be in line with what you're looking for?

makinghugospin . livejournal . com/14280 . html?thread=13178568#t13178568

Dark times are upon us...

for Halloween's approaching, so:
Jehan was a Spy. - What? Well, everybody at the barricade heard his "execution", nobody saw it.
What came out of this?

Re: Dark times are upon us...

oh no all i can picture is during the 'two at once' scene jehan coming up the stairs and grantaire and enjolras first thinking he's come to join them and then jehan taking a gun from another soldier to join the firing squad

the revolution went right

I'd like to read a fic where Enjolras' revolution actually worked, and they deal with the aftermath. (How is up to you, but I'd like it not to go too easy, because except for "something has to change" some of les amis have very differentiating ideas on how)

Preferably with E/R

chubby courfeyrac

courferre or courfeyrac/R
courfeyrac being chubby and a little self-conscious about his body (not necessary). combeferre (or R) completely adores courf's soft belly. a lot of body appreciation, please.

e/R fainting au

Enjolras is in denial about his feelings for Grantaire - Grantaire, who realizes this, decides to be a little shit about it and puts Enjolras to a test to find out how he really feels. During a meeting, when Grantaire and Enjolras stand up to square off and debate, Grantaire purposely locks his knees and ends up passing out right there in the middle of an argument. Cue an incredibly panicked OH MY GOD YOU COULD HAVE DIED I NEED TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL Enjolras and Grantaire smirking when he comes to like whoops sorry must have been standing funny. Also, what was that about you not being in love with me? Want to take that back?

Enjolras/Grantaire, genderswap!jolras

Enjolras wakes up as a female and, in true enjolras style, gets on with his day as per usual. Justice waits for no man! Er, woman. Grantaire is a lot more than a little interested in Enjolras' new body and also enjolras'old body. Well damn, it seems he has a thing for enjolras.

Re: Enjolras/Grantaire, genderswap!jolras

not really what you asked for since it's not comedic nor full female but i might recommend to you a fic filled a few months ago here where Grantaire discovers Enjolras has boobs and is into it


but here's to hoping your original prompt gets filled too!

Courfeyrac is a size queen

Courfeyrac is always looking for a new romantic adventure. He never looked twice at his best friend Combeferre.

Until he sees that Combeferre is really, really well endowed.

Javert/Valjean - Javert's really bad trip

Due to unfortunate circumstances, Javert gets himself high accidentally. Maybe he pricks his hand with an used needle at work. Maybe someone swaps his aspirin with a whole different kind of pills to mess with him. Maybe Marius is a booby and picks the wrong type of mushrooms to be used on that pie he and Cosette gave to Valjean and Javert as a gift...

Whatever the origin of his unexpected trip is, the substance doesn't take effect immediately and Javert can't see the danger until the very vivid, gruesome and horrible hallucinations begin. Think of that episode of Family Guy where Brian trips on the magic mushrooms.

Since he's in no condition to take care of himself, Valjean steps in and sees Javert gently through it, wrapping him in blankets and petting his hair while murmuring soothing nonsense into his ear.

+ for descriptions of said hallucinations
++ for conversations where the other party communicates entirely with non sequiturs.


after the barricades or after his suicide attempt, he sets about starting up a relationship with valjean. except, not being terribly good with emotions, javert accidentally gives the impression to valjean that he's making a deal--valjean's participation in a relationship/sex with javert in return for valjean's freedom. combining that and cosette's impending marriage has an extremely detrimental affect on valjean's mental and physical health.

of course, it takes javert a little while to figure it out, much to his horror.

happy ending completely optional.

Musichetta is dommed by her boys

I rarely see any porn with these three, and when I do, it's almost always either vanilla or with Musichetta as the Domme. Those are always fabulous, but I'd like to see it reversed this time, with Chetta as a sub to both Joly and Bossuet.

As for the kinks, please no non-con, but consensual rape-play is alright, and I'd rather avoid scat, extreme sadism, and ageplay. Anything else is fine. A one-off scene, a longer bit about them navigating their relationship, any era, any background pairings, all are fine.

(Captcha is "press into service")

Enjolras/Any, bottom!Enjolras, come inflation

bottom!Enjolras+exaggerated, anatomically improbable come inflation

+++pregnancy kink without mpreg

Enjolras/Grantaire Enjolras/Combeferre 'The sorrows of young Werther' AU

Grantaire as Werther
Combeferre as Albert
Fem!Enjolras as Lotte

It's up to author if it ends like the book(if so I'd like to see Ferrejolras' domestic life), if Enjolras ends up with R instead or if the three have an arrangement(a V polyamorous relationship). Smut is optional but encouraged.

The more things change

I would love to see a reincarnation or modern au fic where Grantaire is the inhumanly beautiful one and Enjolras is the ugly one (or, in the tradition of fandom, slightly less attractive one) but nothing else about their relationship actually changes and people are super confused about why Grantaire stays around but its because Grantaire loves Enjolras for being Enjolras, not because Enjolras is hot.

They can be together or Grantaire could just be pinning; mostly I'd like to see outsider's or other abc member's reactions.

Re: The more things change

holy crow yes please!

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Enjolras' Family isn't what you would expect...at all.

So, in most fic, Enjolras' family is portrayed as very rich, very disdainfull and narrowminded idiots who are against everything he stands for... Which is why Enjolras is doing what he does : going against oppressors, fighting for the poor ...

But what if THIS (fighting against oppression, helping the people) is actually sort of the "family business" ?

Like a fic where Enjolras has to go back to his familly for awhile, because something big is happening (maybe it's an election thing? a new year ?), and basically the Amis tag along (they are affraid of what could happen to him if they let him go there alone ?they can be invited by Enjolras? he can ask them to come because otherwise he knows will go crazy ?). And, they expect his family to be living in a mansion, to be strict/unloving because Enjolras is so dedicated to take down the oppressors of freedom and equality (maybe to show them he is right?) / he is always a vegetable in social circumstances or downright terrible (because it reminds him of his awful childhood ?).

But what they found instead is absolutely the opposite.

Like go wild.

- His house is one of those new architectural house protecting the environment and being in the middle of nowhere (because his mother is still deep down a hippy from the 1970's)

- His father is a sociologist at the greatest university of France, and he is always talking about society and the world (aka Enjolras' dedication and passion comes from him) and smoking his smoking pipe (Sartre-like? maybe ?) while cooking the most complicated thing ever ? And being just very very calm and cool.

- his mother is a great journalist going around the world to talk about policies on social and environmental issues, and it always looks like she is fighting with the jungle when she is just trying to cook something alongside her husband (*cough* enjolras' cooking skills* cough*)and she is always overeacting (like "I can't kill a mosquito ! I'm going to destroy the entire local ecosystem ! But what if it attacks my dear children ?" *cornelian dilemma*)

- maybe his uncle use to be a communist (Valjean ??) and now he is a retired philantropist helping in Africa to improve access to education ?
- his older sister is an ethnologist working in Artica, trying to help autochtones'traditions to survive... (these are just suggestion, please go wild ! I want them to be just very successful in what they do AND very aware of the current situation, like they raised Enjolras JFC ! This has to come from somewhere!... but also very very silly-lovely)

And worse of it all : his family is always showing HOW MUCH they love him (which is a lot... )and how much they are proud of him.

So if he never leaves to see them, it's actually because :

a) it's really hard for them to have some time together because of their jobs.

b) he is always embarrassed to be with them since they never stop hugging/kissing/ teasing him (about his work ? his activism? Like "Oh come on mon ange ! You were only arrested twice by the police since the beginning of the year ?? What a shame !And me who thought you would finally beat your uncle's record!")

c) AND usually family reunions are wild : like maybe each year there is a contest to see who was arrested the most by the police (they have a list of crimes ,and you receive point(s) when you did one ?) , who brought down the most corrupted politicians/ oppressing laws/ revealed the most social scandals ... and it always ends up in a huge debate not about politics but about "how can you compare a politician who prevented a lot of family from benefiting from the health system to a scandal about corruption in Russia ! It's bloody russia JFC ! You can't win that round, no you can't".

Please ?

Valvert - bladder desperation

Okay, Esteliel's new fic has got me really stuck on this now. Apologies.

I require more desperate!Javert with Valjean around to witness the whole thing (and Javert all the more embarrassed when he realizes that Valjean knows exactly what's wrong with him.) Valjean finds himself enjoying seeing Javert squirm and is very conflicted over whether he should try to help somehow or just let things unfold into a most likely very humiliating and damp ending for the poor inspector. Assuming Javert would even accept any offered help, of course.

Huggy Amis

What I would really really want right now is one of the Amis to be away fron home or something for an extended period of time and realising how much they miss casual things like hugs from their family or getting their hair played with or stuff like that. But then they meet the Amis and Courfeyrac is all huggy and Jehan is affectionate and Grantaire will play with people's hair when he's drunk (so... like always :P)and they are just so happy.
Canon or modern or any era is okay. I could probably imagine Marius or Combeferre or Fuilly as the touched-starved one, but whatever the filler chooses is fine by me. Also, you can make it slash if you want, but gen is fine too. I just really need this after a month away from home with no real friends yet.
Bonus if:
You include desccriptions of how it feels for the Ami to be touched again after so long.

I prompted this back on round 5 and it was unfortunately never filled, so I'm posting this again:

Joly thinks he's contracted some deadly illness and quarantines himself. A drunken Courfeyrac thinks that he must be awfully bored and decides to strip for him over Skype to provide a bit of entertainment. Joly is insanely turned on by this. I'd prefer if it was not an established relationship.

Valvert, fisting

that's it thats all I want from life is more valvert fisting.
I really don't care what era, don't care who is being fisted by who, all I want is for whoever is being fisted to be absolutely begging for it like 100% consensual. unless madeleine era, obviously, with identity porn, but that would be the only reason for dubcon.
this kink i swear to god. it's my biggest weakness ever. i would sell my soul for this kink with this pairing i am so weak.


Grantaire was raised to basically believe that autism is a dirty word, and was always forced by his parents to suppress things like his special interests and stims. Now he runs himself ragged trying to pass and keep anyone from realizing that he's autistic.
(and when his friends do find out, sweet acceptance and support and love)

Re: Autistic!Grantaire

I'm really interested in this prompt but I wanted to ask if you had a peculiar type of autism in mind ?

Because reading your description (hiding his interests and stims) makes me think of Asperger ? I don't want to presume but seing that the Amis don't notice it at first, it leads me to believe that there is no impair in Grantaire linguistic or cognitive development (which often happens on a wider spectrum for autism).

Also, knowing about Grantaire's character I think the fact that he has a certain peculiar way of using language could be related to this syndrom. And I don't know if it's just me, but clumsy Grantaire doesn't strike me as odd ?

Anyway, I would love to write a fill for you, but if you could be more precise about his autism it would be really lovely ! (as I said, I don't want to presume on your idea for this :) )

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Guelemer/Enjoras; TW, non-con

I'm buying my ticket to hell, here
Any era: So, there's Guelemer/Gueulemer, the part of Patron-Minette that is not in the musical. And he is described as "a Hercules" and other things which indicate he is a brute and pretty big. Plus he makes a creepy comment about there being 'lone women' in Rue Plumet.
So I want a story -plot doesn't matter- where he for some reason meets Enjolras and ends up showing him first hand he's really well-endowed and that's horrifying for the leader. He gags, he loses his composure, he begs for him to come quickly, go wild. As long as it is definitely raw and awful.

If you want to add comfort afterwards, that's good, but not mandatory. Same with shipping, though if you do put some shipping there, I prefer E/R.

Modern!Fem!E/R, Webseries/Documentary AU

Rule 63, modern Les Amis AU that has R as a youtube documentary maker and focuses on Enjolras' party, a radical feminist group. Most of the shots tend to focus on E's face. Courf has a vine account, twitter is used to a ridiculous degree (E's is mostly about where the next meeting/rally is), etc. Basically just the internet and the Les Amis.

Bonus if the pining on R's side is blatant and heart-wrenching.

Bonus!Bonus if this was somehow made into an actual webseries.

Soulmate AU Cosette/Marius

Soulmate au where Marius and Cosette both learn a language (Greek or something maybe) because their soulmate’s first words to them will be in that language, and then it turns out they’re both French and Marius just got too caught up in his latest translation job and forgot what language he was speaking.

Combeferre/Courfeyrac slow burn

I can't seem to find longer fics with this pairing (if I search the tags, they usually are only a subplot to E/R), there are mostly just fluffy oneshots - which are nice but... I'm looking for stories which show their relationship developing. I'd be grateful if you could rec me some fics :-)


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