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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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Announcements for Round 8: The Filth Fest Challenge is back by popular demand! Let's kick this round off with a bunch of panty-scorching prompts for people to come back to if they're ever in need of... inspiration. If you weren't there for the last Filth Fest, it's pretty simple: the first 50 prompts (at least) must be filthy and/or kinky as fuck. Keep your gen and your G-rated prompts in reserve until page 3--which if the last round is any indication will arrive quickly enough--and work on earning yourselves a dedicated first-class carriage to the special hell.

Fine print: In the original announcement. Basically, prompts on the first 2 pages that aren't on-topic for the challenge will be quietly screened or deleted and can be reposted later. There is no minimum subjective hotness requirement, just keep things sex- and/or kink-focused for those first 50 prompts.

Fem!ExR, Enjolras/Ami of choice, GoT AU, voyeurism, cheating

Enjolras Lannister has been betrothed ever since she was a little girl(Arryn!Combeferre, Tyrell!Prouvaire, your choice, my friend). As the wedding approaches, her father wants Enjolras to really please her new husband thus strengthening their alliance and buys her a bedwarmer called Grantaire that would serve as her handmaiden and teach her how to please her lord husband.
+their 'lessons' escalate and they have sex
+++Grantaire spies on Enjolras and her new husband during their first wedding night and masturbates
+++++++ slight subjolras(who denies it, ofc) who likes when R tells her what a whore she is, cheating on her husband with her handmaiden

Re: Fem!ExR, Enjolras/Ami of choice, GoT AU, voyeurism, cheating

Maaan I've not even seen Game of Thrones but I am so here for this.

Enjolras is one of those extremely annoying social justice warriors on tumblr who is offended by the most minor little things. Grantaire is constantly arguing with him. Combeferre just wants them both to calm the fuck down and be logical and tries to mediate.
Major bonus points if Enjolras demands to be called by some kind of "nounself" pronouns and cries oppression at anyone who refuses.
The crackier the better.

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Enjolras/All Amis gangbang, oral fixation, submission

Enjolras has a massive oral fixation and a submission kink. His friends indulge him. Everything except scat, heavy painplay and watersports.


Enjolras gets fucked by Grantaire wearing only his red jacket. If you threw in daddy kink and humiliation, I might marry you.

Re: Enjolras/Grantaire

Ok slow down now which one of them is wearing the jacket?

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The Barricow and Cowvert meet, mate, and fall in love.
(Frozen) (Thread)

Enjolras/Grantaire language kink

British!Grantaire finally gets to meet French!Enjolras who he met on the Internet and is in a long distance relationship with. When they have sex, he gets completely turned on when he makes Enjolras dirty talks to him in French even though he can barely understand him.

dom!Combeferre/sub!Enjolras, training

I just really want strict dom Combeferre training sub!jolras (who might be kind of spoiled or bratty, accustomed to getting his way because of his looks) to be a good little plaything for him.

OK with any kinks except daddy kink/ageplay (sorry, just not my thing). RTYIs would also be awesome!

Repost from Round 5

"For a Good Time, call 24601"
Who wrote it? Where? And what does Javert think about that?

Re: Repost from Round 5

Secretslut!Valjean gives me life.

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Enjolras/Les Amis

The barricade boys are Enjolras' service tops. He either chooses one for the night or they gangbang him, ready for Enjolras to ride them whenever he wants.

Enjolras/Marius crack

Marius sees a beautiful blonde woman dressed in red jacket and trousers and completely shocked once he finds out that the woman in the red jacket is actually a male revolutionary who is a friend of Courf's and always looks at poor Marius like he just offended Enjolras' ancestors.


(this pairing is the most adorable thing ever)
Anything with these two. Preferably smut with a lot of body worship from both sides. And flower crowns.

exR, facial

Everything is in the title, preferably with Enjolras on his knees, ya know...
(if this has been done which is probably the case i'd love to read it)

e/r d/s aftercare

E domming R and R gets subspacey and E gives him sweet aftercare (◡‿◡)人

i don't have a preference for what exactly they do or how much of the fic is devoted to what, as long as there's a scene and more than a few sentences of subspace and aftercare!

Re: e/r d/s aftercare

Working on a fill for you now! I'm about halfway through the scene itself, and I'm working on it during trainings at work, so this might take a bit, but I'm writing it.

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Newlywed game inspired

The Les Amis play a game amongst themselves much like the newlywed game, and somehow Enjolras and Grantaire end up being paired together.

Imagine Enjolras' surprise when Grantaire know all his answers (something that only Combeferre might be able to do)while Enjolras barely know anything about R at all.

Enjolras attempts to rectify the situation with hilarious results.

Please no crack or gender bend

Smut is welcomed but I (for once) would like it to be more of a road to their relationship.


Librarian!Combeferre bending Enjolras over a book cart and punishing him for an overdue book. (They can be boyfriends or strangers or maybe even just roleplaying, all is up to you.)

Re: Enjolras/Combeferre

Poor Enj... it takes a long time to get through Capital In The 20th Century, okay?

e/R, getting caught out

I'd love to read canon-era E/R hooking up and getting caught by the Ami of your choice. Bonus points if the reaction isn't 'lol we totally knew it' or 'whatever, it's cool', but more genuinely horrified that ENJOLRAS has been SLEEPING with GRANTAIRE.

Re: e/R, getting caught out

Ooh, yes, I want this. Are you thinking a happy ending to this fic or a not-so-happy ending? Like, after initial horror and conflicting morals or whatever, do they accept/support it? Or is it something unreconcilable?
Either way seconded like whoa

Ferrejolras/exR, mile high smut

Enjolras is engaged to Combeferre, who is Grantaire's best friend. They're having a destination wedding, but Enjolras is superstitious and doesn't want to see the groom before the ceremony, so Combeferre heads out on a different flight while Enjolras and best men Grantaire and Courfeyrac are all in first class together. Courf takes a sleeping pill and passes out within the first 10 minutes, but Enjolras and Grantaire stay awake nearly the entire flight, talking about their lives and what they see happening in their futures and sharing memories and jokes. At some point, they both realize that they have been harboring feelings for each other, but have kept them hidden in fear of ruining the relationship they each have with Combeferre. They find that the tension is unbearable after a minute or two and they propose a one-time fling in the airplane bathroom, just to get it out of their systems and take their one last chance to be lovers. Up to you if there will be a wedding or not after all.

Re: Ferrejolras/exR, mile high smut

I like this idea very much ! I may start to write a story based on this prompt.

However I am French so mayne there will be little mistakes.. Please don't hesitate to correct them !


montparnasse coming out to jehan as dfab transboy and jehan being an absolute sweetie to him?

Re: jehan/montparnasse

oh heck i might have to write this (no timeframe on way) mostly because i headcanon montparnasse as a trans guy. (and jehan as cafab intersex & genderfluid whoops) blesss this prompt/if anyone else wants to fill pls do also ya know but yeAh. i'll see what i can do.

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Combeferre and Courfeyrac training their new sub Enjolras.
+Older Combeferre and Courfeyrac and young, barely legal Enjolras
+++Courfeyrac is more lenient while Combeferre is very strict
+++++double penetration

Enjolras/Grantaire, underage(?)

[rule 63]
Enjolras is usually getting in trouble while at school, because she is always voicing her opinions, regardless if it's to a professor or a student. Grantaire is her cynical Art professor.
[captcha is 'forbidden fruit']

E/r or gen. genderfluid!Enjolras

So Enjolras is genderfluid and has only really properly known for a little while. He's told Combeferre and Courfeyrac about his feelings but isn't ready to tell the rest of Les Amis. He uses male pronouns when with them. Until one day Grantaire calls him Artemis and uses female pronouns and it just feels... right. The rest of the Amis assume he's teasing until they notice that R switches between he and she pronouns seemingly random days but they're really when gender Enjolras is leaning towards that day. Eventually they all start doing it and accept Enjolras' genderfluidity as the norm.

+my heart for super androgynous Enjolras as per canon

Gen or any/any. Enjolras drinks

I just want enjolras in an argument with a newcomer in Les Amis who is super ignorant + stubborn. It gets to the point where he is near pulling his hair out from the ridiculousness of this persons points. Enjolras storms over to where Grantaire is sitting in the corner, grabs his drink and downs it in one. Les Amis go completely silent (Enjolras doesn't drink!) and Combeferre quietly directs the newcomer to the door. Some are impressed, some are a little aroused and all are absolutely gobsmaked.

E/R Modern AU

Potential TW: talk of familial death and illness. orphaning of a child

Grantaire is 20 when his older sister gets sick and gives him care of her only son. He is 21 when he becomes sole guardian of his 10 year old nephew. He is still 21 when he meets les amis for the first time, falls in love with their leader and manages to confuse the lot of them.

Why? His nephew looks exactly like Grantaire and they all think that he is his son. "Is it biologically possible for a 10 year old to father a child Combeferre?"

Enjolras falls in love with the cynical father anyway.

Bonus points:
*Grantaire managed to get his drinking under control not long after his sister gets sick (he doesn't want to leave his nephew with his grandparents or alone)
*Les Amis don't figure out that Grantaire "son" is actually his nephew
*the nephew looks like Grantaire but has no resemblance to his parents

Extra Bonus points:
*Jehan, Bahorel, and the Thenardier kids all know Grantaire from before the start of the fic

tl:dr: Les Amis think that Grantaire's nephew is actually his son. Enjolras manages to love both father and "son" despite this error

Enjolras/Amis, Enjolras/Grantaire d/s

Domjolras makes subtaire watch while all Amis gangbang him. Enjolras is reluctant when R tells him about his fantasies. Enjolras gets off from the attention, Grantaire from the humiliation as E tells him that his friends can satisfy him like R can't and the Amis mocking him and praising E.

Reprompt: e/R non-con

The tension between Enjolras and Grantaire is almost unbearable. Enjolras does nothing to ease this tension, as he is not seeking for sexual pleasures, but he is very fond of Grantaire and maybe, in time, he will decide to share his bed with R.

Although, after one, particularly heated discussion, accidental touching, Enjolras being all intense and beautiful, Grantaire gets so drunk that all his inhibitions are gone. He knows what he wants and he will get it tonight. Grantaire approaches Enjolras when there's nobody else around and he forces himself on Enjolras.

Enjolras being strong enough to defend himself or not(sleep and food deprivation) depends on the author. Maybe someone interrupts the situation, maybe not.

He hates himself in the morning, Enjolras surprisingly blames himself and there is a long way of fixing this situation awaiting for them. Regaining trust, Enjolras' sudden lack of self-confidence, Grantaire's self-hatred, angsty aftermath, other barricade boys' reactions, Enjolras' fear when somebody tries to touch him, Grantaire going cold-turkey, Enjolras vomiting at the smell of the alcohol or turning into a workaholic more than he ever was. Forgiveness may never come for Grantaire or maybe it comes when Enjolras permits Grantaire to die by his side. Or Enjolras forgives him immediately, but the rest of the boys cannot and Grantaire himself isn't able to forgive himself such a blasphemy. Their relationship is strained, it isn't happy, it cannot be fixed immediately. It needs effort from both sides. It's tough, extremely hard and sometimes, they feel as hope has abandoned them.

TL;DR - Drunk!Grantaire almost forces himself on Enjolras/rapes him - the aftermath of events.


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