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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Nymph!Enjolras/Satyr!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Enjolras is a nymph who was born as a man. For all his life he saw himself as a freak for don't have soft breasts or beautiful curves and specially for having a penis. He was jealous of the attention the satyrs gave to all the other nymphs, but never to him. He used to put flowers in his hair, neck and pulses to feel a little more cute.
One day, feelings humiliated by the appearence of the other nymphs, he hides in the forest and cry. That's when a young satyr with a messy dark hair appears and asks what's wrong. Enj tells him how ugly he fells and R says "I think you are the most beautiful of them all".

You decide if it ends in fluffy or smut, both are good.
Bonus for some workshipping kink if it ends up with porn.
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Re: Nymph!Enjolras/Satyr!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
CUTEST PROMPT
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Valjean suffers from seasickness

(Anonymous)
Probably a modern au. In canon he didn't exactly have a positive relationship with ships,in modern AU it's because he gets wretchedly seasick.

If anyone wants to add some Valvert H/C in there, no objections
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Re: Valjean suffers from seasickness

(Anonymous)
Poor baby. He needs his belly rubbed and Javert's soothing words to get him through.
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dom!Enjolras/dom!Combeferre/sub!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Combeferre take Grantaire home for the night to have their way with him and Grantaire loves every minute of it.

Bonus points for spanking, bondage, dirty talk (with a side of humiliation), orgasm control/denial and/or double penetration. Also, cuddling afterwards.
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Re: dom!Enjolras/dom!Combeferre/sub!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
This is my jam. Let me think about it a little and I'll see what I can do.

You were thinking E/C established relationship, yes?
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Happy Hunger Games, may ExR be ever in your favor

(Anonymous)
ExR competing against each other in the Hunger Games. That's it, that's the prompt. Just take it and run with it.

Bonus points:
* If Enjolras is the one from an outer district desperate to survive by any means and Grantaire is a spoiled Capitol brat who's only alive because his parents are sending him sponsor gifts
** Les Amis as other tributes
*** "Last night on earth" smut
**************** One of them dies in the other's arms

My kingdom and heir if you want to add something afterwards told from the perspective of the victor that's really angsty and focuses on his survivor's guilt.
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Re: Happy Hunger Games, may ExR be ever in your favor

Lawd have mercy I want to do this one. Well art wise I was planning on it but I didn't think about writing it before and now I might have to. I will do this! (It'll probably take me some time what with end of school shenanigans but if someone else gets to it first that's okay too)

Though I do enjoy Enjolras from district 1 just so he can have a ridiculous first name like Glitter or something. (Jk but barely.)
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Always-a-girl!Enjolras/Ami of choice dub-con

(Anonymous)
Enjolras is secretly a woman crossdressing to participate in the revolution. One Ami finds out and blackmails her into having sex with him.
+I would like if the Ami is someone unexpected(Prouvaire, methinks).
+++Grantaire helps her cope with it and becomes her closest friend. Up to author if they get together.
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Re: Always-a-girl!Enjolras/Ami of choice dub-con

(Anonymous)
Would it be okay to write this with the blackmailing ami being Grantaire?
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Cosette is kidnapped

(Anonymous)
Some time after Valjean adopts Cosette, Thenardier kidnaps her back. The police scramble and the pres go wild on the story.

In the mean time his partner of 3-months Javert is trying to cope with a hysterical Valjean and understand why his chest feels hollow when he didn't even like the child (He loves her really, just won't admit it)
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I want fic where Enjolras has a shameful secret: gynecomastia.
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skinny enjolras w/ boobies, yes? yes.
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les amis, human centipede verse

(Anonymous)
go wild
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Re: les amis, human centipede verse

(Anonymous)
But who is the mad scientist?
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Madeleine's Fate: Tell me what you want to see

(Anonymous)
But No scat please.
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This isn't a prompt.
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E/R robot porn (dubcon?)

(Anonymous)
Oh god this is embarrassing but also 100% my bulletproof kink, so here goes.
Enjolras is a robot that mechanic!Grantaire is fixing up. In the process, he accidentally overloads Enjolras' pleasure receptors and makes him orgasm.
Cue Enjolras becoming obsessed with doing that again and trying to figure out ways to stimulate his pleasure receptors.
Not sure if this is dub con because one partner is a robot? Labeling it as such, just to be safe.
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Re: E/R robot porn (dubcon?)

(Anonymous)
Not OP, but important question, though: why does Enjolras have pleasure receptors in the first place? Is he supposed to be some kind of sex bot that Grantaire is fixing? Does this fix involve Grantaire trying to take away Enjolras's sex aspects (obsessed with his purity, as it were)?

I am 100% for robot porn, but I personally would love to see if some of these issues were addressed to make an Enjolras!bot more...idk, Enjolras-esque?
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Timeline Mix-up

(Anonymous)
I have the biggest love for culture gaps, especially when it involves different time periods so - Amis A, happily living in Modern Times, suddenly finds himself in the corresponding body but in Canon Era, and Canon!Amis A finds suddenly finds himself surrounded by terrifying Modern Times. Cue all the confusions, mess ups and faux-pas that go along with falling into the wrong time period.
My preference would be for Enjolras or Grantaire to be involved, and for them to be a couple in Modern Verse but not in canon, but if you don't want to go that route it doesn't really matter; any characters or pairings is fine with me.
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If in doubt - improvise Valjean and Javert

(Anonymous)
Valjean and Javert are both actors, performing in the theatre. One night everything possible goes wrong, props breaking, other cast getting stuck in high places, anything you can think of. But they just keep going, adlibing their heads off where required
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Eponine/Montparnasse, Masculinization, crossdressing? Canon era, ploxx

(Anonymous)
Let's have two pretty dandies for the price of one.
Eponine dolled up in Montparnasse's cast-off clothes, possibly for the sake of pulling a con on a gentleman's club or something. Extreme detail on clothing appreciated, points for banter.

Fluff or sex is OK, but if it ends in sex, Eponine keeping her clothes on would be appreciated.
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Re: Eponine/Montparnasse, Masculinization, crossdressing? Canon era, ploxx

(Anonymous)
SECONDED someone please fill this
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"I hired a male escort, and all I got was a lousy lecture on dismantling capitalism."

(Anonymous)
That is an actual buzzfeed headline which I got linked to today, but it's also obviously a ready-made les mis kink meme prompt. Is Enjolras in the wrong line of work or what?
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Re: "I hired a male escort, and all I got was a lousy lecture on dismantling capitalism."

(Anonymous)
Ha! This made me snort irl, hope somebody fills it!
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Eponine/Valjean dirty "On My Own" lyrics

(Anonymous)
There's a video where Seth Rudetsky is interviewing Frances Ruffelle, and she shares some alternate lyrics:

Took the letter like you said
met her father in the garden
and as he pushed me through the gate
I'm pretty sure he had a hard-on
well, that's the way it goes
when little girls put on men's clothes.

I'd love to see a take on this - Eponine and Valjean, in the garden. Is he thinking about Cosette? Is he into crossdressers?
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Re: Eponine/Valjean dirty "On My Own" lyrics

(Anonymous)
My sudden thirst for Eponine/Valjean is strong
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