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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

e/R rough sex

(Anonymous)
Just Enjolras and Grantaire having some rough sex. And maybe cuddling afterwards
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Valvert's Shotgun Wedding

(Anonymous)
After spending a few months together, Omega!Valjean finds out he's pregnant. Javert doesn't want his child to be illegitimate like he was, so he rushes to make some wedding plans. Unfortunately the church is booked for a while in advance and when they do walk down the aisle, Valjean's belly is ridiculously noticible and the townspeople snicker. Thankfully Javert gives him a wedding night he'll never forget afterwards.
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Montparnasse/Javert

(Anonymous)
Montparnasse seduces Javert in order to get out of an arrest.
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Re: Montparnasse/Javert

(Anonymous)
YES PLEASE
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Enjolras/Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Enjolras sees sweaty, shirtless Grantaire box and gets very turned on. Cue sweaty, bruised Grantaire fucking Enjolras into the matress.
+Size kink
+++Grantaire is strongly built, Enjolras is petite.
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire

(Anonymous)
*heavy breathing*
Please
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Les Amis Love Dodecagon

(Anonymous)
Bahorel, who loves Jehan, who feels pretty much the same, but also loves Courfeyrac, who is conflicted between him, Marius (who loves Cosette) and also Combeferre, who loves Enjolras, who would prefer to fall for Combeferre but reluctantly loves Grantaire, who loves him all the same, but seems to prefer booze according to Enjolras.

All this seen from Feuilly's perspective, while discussing it with Bossuet and Joly, who can't understand why people can't just share and love.
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Valjean is a mama to us all J/JV mpreg lactation

(Anonymous)
Javert was happy enough to get the mayor pregnant - even if it meant a lot of partially-drssed sex. What he didn't expect was for Madeleine to start feeding every half starved orphan in town with his bountiful bosom. He's also not happy that their lovechild is being carted along by its dam on these foolish outings.

Crack is fine, but if you could find it in you to play this semi-seriously I will be in your debt.
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Re: Valjean is a mama to us all J/JV mpreg lactation

Dude, this is what the Valvert A/B/O meme is for.
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Fantine/Female factory worker, TW: blackmail, non-con

(Anonymous)
AU where a female factory worker (Mme. Victurnien?) finds out about Cosette and threatens to expose Fantine unless she sexually services her.
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Javert quits/ sacked his fellows want him back

(Anonymous)
Javert either quits or is sacked from his job, triggering attempts from his shiftmates to if the latter, get above the management and have him reinstated, or to persuade him to return.

Underlying Valvert would be lovely, as would Quast Javert.
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Enjolras and Fashion Advice

(Anonymous)
There's one line in the book that I absolute adore, and it's when Courfeyrac is giving advice to Joly about wooing Musichetta who's apparently cross with him: "Be elegant and cut a dash. Get Staub the tailor to make you a pair of doeskin trousers, like Lucien de Rubempré in Illusions perdues. That would help." (3.4.4)

I really want Enjolras to overhear this discussion and, well, obviously his efforts at romance in any capacity aren't exactly at par, so he decides to take that advice. Whether he tries to change his outfit on his own, or seeks out Courfeyrac (or under some incredibly misguided notion, Jehan) it doesn't matter, I just want it to go horribly awry (though if he and person he's attempting to woo could wind up together in the end, that'd be awesome).

Canon or a modernized version, it's all the same to me :)
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Re: Enjolras and Fashion Advice

(Anonymous)
Seconded, except the guy giving Joly fashion advice was Bahorel.
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Onesided Grantaire/Ace!Enjolras; Pressured into a relationship

(Anonymous)
Grantaire is pining after Enjorlas and is head over heels in love with him. Enjorlas is not in love with him at all and only sees him as a friend and want their relationship to stay that way.
The rest of the Amis, however, are feeling sorry for Grantaire and without really meaning it guilt-trips Enjorlas into starting a relationship with him.

It can be in whatever era you want and end in any way you fancy. I don't, however, want Grantaire to be shipped with any other person than Enjorlas.
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Re: Onesided Grantaire/Ace!Enjolras; Pressured into a relationship

(Anonymous)
An addition: I want some focus to lie on Enjorlas being asexual if they eventually have sex and if he feels uncomfortable by it. I also want him to actually try to love Grantaire.
(Enjorlas can be biromantic or something, as long as he is also asexual. I don't want his orientation to be the reason to why he doesn't love Grantaire.)
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Homophobic encounter, and explaining it to a child. Valvert

(Anonymous)
Some-one berates Valjean and Javert while they are out with Cosette. Later, they find themselves having to explain to their scared but perceptive daughter, why they were being confronted. Cosette doesn't think much of the Snyder's arguments
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Dogevert

(Anonymous)
Modern AU please. Like one of the Les Mis cartoons, Javert moves to America, but his English is poor, so he ends up talking like doge. "So lawr, much break, wow."
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The one Valjean failed to save (tw: character death)

(Anonymous)
Valjean is good at conjuring up miracle escapes, for himself and for others. That night on the bridge Valjean jumps in after Javert, by such a miracle finds him and drags him to shore, but then the miracle runs out...

Please give me Valjean grieving over Javert's dead body. (Valvert much appreciated, but no established relationship).

I'll also take links to existing fics in case I haven't read them yet, but if someone wants to write a new one in honour of June 7th, I'll gladly offer half a dozen cute little Marius-goats to the filler. Or cookies, whichever you prefer :)
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Fill: June 7th, 1832, about one o'clock in the morning 1/4

(Anonymous)
I don't know if this is what you wanted, but I thought to give it a try (totally unbeta-ed)

June 7th, 1832, about one o'clock in the morning

“I will wait for you here.” Javert’s very words; but when Valjean looked out of the window, he had been overwhelmed with amazement: the short street was empty; the police officer was nowhere in sight. Maybe when Javert said ‘All is well’ he had really asked Valjean to deliver himself into the hands of the police voluntarily like the Lord had once asked of his son?

For the first time in two days Valjean had time for a moment of contemplation. An image rose before him of Javert, hands behind his back, his head bowed as if crushed. How could Javert feel defeated when he had his prey in his claws; when Valjean had surrendered? This made no sense. He berated himself to have been so focused on Marius, but Cosette’s future seemed to depend on the safety of that young man, and his daughter’s happiness was his priority, but now he remembered the bleak look in Javert’s eyes. It touched Valjean’s heart more than he thought possible.

A faint sewer smell still clung to his hair and skin, no matter how hard he had scrubbed himself in cold water. It was past midnight, and he was exhausted, but all of a sudden he felt restless and reached for clean clothes and boots because everything else he had worn had landed in a dirty smelly heap waiting to be burned later. Why Javert should occupy his mind so completely now, he could not say. He could not rest easy though until he found the police man.

Valjean left a short note for Cosette, so she would not worry and then rushed to the end of the narrow lane in the light of its one lamp. No, Javert was not at the corner to the larger street, and that street was empty, too. Which way to turn? Valjean regretted that it was not winter; then he might have been able to follow footsteps in the snow.
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Valjean has a bad leg (Valvert)

(Anonymous)
We had something last round based on Javert having a bad knee, apparently afflicting at least two actors.

Canonically Valjean also has a limp.Can I have something where Valjean's leg plays up on him and Javert has to help him.
H/C and fluff please
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Jean Valjean the FemDom of Toulon

(Anonymous)
"There are pictures and video of infamous murderer Richard Speck parading around prison in silk women's panties and snorting cocaine while sporting breasts he grew by taking smuggled female hormone injections."
Valjean works his way up the prison heirarchy and ends up doing this while making everyone his bitches (guards included).
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e/R, giggling orgasms

(Anonymous)
Grantaire giggles/laughs when he comes.

Enjolras isn't sure what to make of it in fact, at first he wonders if he should be offended, but hey it's kind of, uh, endearing?

...He thinks endearing might be the word here.


(Top Enjolras preferred if it comes to it, but anon just generally needs some light-hearted, silly orgasm shenanigans.)



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Re: e/R, giggling orgasms

(Anonymous)
Hum...

I guess I've written something ?

I'm not sure if it follows what you asked (for the light-hearted, silly orgasm shenanigans) because I kind of got carried away by the e/R couple...So angsty these two I swear.

I guess it's still light hearted in the end but...yeah...

I should be able to post it soon,but if anyone has written something too, please post it ! I can't stand being the only one writing it. This anon and this beautiful post need so much more than what my poor writing can provide !!!
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miss congeniatlity AU

(Anonymous)
javert grew up with pageants. he watched them, went to them but mostly participated in them. he was so good at them that he almost always won first place (why he was doing these was up to you) and when he looks back, didn't completely hate them
but they are in the past now and nothing a high ranking officer of the law should admit to
unless of course there is a case that requires him to go back into being a pageant king to stop a criminal
which of course
there is
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Re: miss congeniatlity AU

(Anonymous)
A++ prompt 10/10 want a fic!

Seconded so hard!
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Character/Enjolras: Crying, dacryphilia

(Anonymous)
For some reason, Enjolras breaks down and cries while surronded by his friends. One of them gets turned on by the sight and begins to torment and make fun of Enjorlas just to watch him cry again.

Because this meme needs more crying!Enjolras

I would prefer if it was Grantaire who makes him cry, but any character would do.
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Grantaire & Cosette

(Anonymous)
Grantaire met Cosette through Eponine, and they've been really close friends since then but he's never bothered to introduce her to Les Amis (because the type of friendship is just so different - he and Cosette have been each other's support systems for years and are incredibly comfortable around each other).
Then one day Marius starts gushing about this girl he saw and enters his Marius-style pining, to the amusement and frustration of everyone else.
Also Cosette starts talking about this boy that looks like a lost puppy and who seemed really sweet though maybe a little odd?
And Grantaire doesn't put two plus two together until he does.

(also I would kill for Cosette, after finally meeting the rest of Les Amis, to realize Oh, YOU have GOT to be "Apollo"!.)
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Bahorel/Grantaire - repost from round 7

(Anonymous)
Grantaire and Bahorel get stuck pressed up against each other in some small space and end up grinding against each other until they both cum in their pants. Bonus points if it's an inappropriate place/time for them to be doing something like that, and even more bonus points if people see them.
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Enjonine

(Anonymous)
I'm in need of some cheering up, would make me really happy to read some cute Enjonine fluff! Have no preference regarding canon or au setting/ the subject matter, up to the filler should any lovely person want to.
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Enjolras/Grantaire (?): The reason to why Grantaire is such a cynic

(Anonymous)
The reason to why Grantaire is such a cynic is because he have experienced the whole period of the failed revolution over and over again. Not just the day of the barricade, but also the months of planning. He is desperately trying to stop it from repeating again by trying to get the others to stop believing in their cause but the endless cycle for him never seems to end.

+1: If the time, when Grantaire dies together with Enjolras, is the time when it all ends for him.

(It would be even more heartbreaking if Enjolras also experiences this, only that he never wants to give up and still fights on although he have seen his revolution fail a dozen of times)
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All Amis (even those who are in relationships) have a crush on Enjolras

(Anonymous)
Including very-straight Marius, and even Cosette and Eponine if you want to. And they all know, except Enjolras. As a result, they place bets and have contests of 'who likes him more'. It always ended up with Combeferre winning, until Grantaire came along.

Bonus points if the Patron-Minette and Enjolras' former friend guard somehow get involved too. They can say inappropriate, filthy things and Les Amis get shocked, offended and secretly turned on.

Can end with Enjolras finding out, a pairing or just be a glimpse into the dynamic
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bottom!feuilly/bahorel

(Anonymous)
All I want/need in my life right now is Bahorel tying Feuilly to a bed and just ravishing him.

Bonus points if Bahorel blindfolds Feuilly
More bonus pints if it's angsty and emotional since Feuilly hasn't had anyone take care of him before (because he's an orphan)
And the most bonus points if there's sweet loving aftercare
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Combeferre/Courfeyrac/Enjolras
Enjolras is hot for his new Politics' professor Combeferre and Courfeyrac- Combeferre's TA. One day he decides to tease them by wearing a skirt and red lipstick. It ends with him getting spitroasted between them two. If you work in some doublepenetration I might marry you and put you in my will.
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someone needs to write this now holy damn
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