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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 8 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Javert/Valjean and the Berlin Wall (quastvert anyone?)

(Anonymous)
They lived together, but one was on the east side when the wall went up, and they were separated. Then comes 9 November 1989.

Who ever is on the east side scrambles for the checkpoint, or just climbs the fence. Joyous reunion with many hugs, and emotion, please.



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Re: Javert/Valjean and the Berlin Wall (quastvert anyone?)

(Anonymous)
What's the timeframe here? 29 years (1961-1989), 11 years (1961-1972) or 2+years (1961-Christmas 1963, when West Berliners could first apply for permits to visit relatives)?
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Enjolras/Les Amis

(Anonymous)
Omegaverse. Alpha!Amis gangbang omega!Enjolras.
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Enjolras/Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Grantaire catches Enjolras masturbating by fingering himself... moaning R's name.
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire

(Anonymous)
YES
THIS
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Enjolras/Combeferre/Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Enjolras is Combeferre and Grantaire's shared sub. He has to make a speech with the taste of Grantaire in his mouth and Combeferre's come leaking down his thighs.
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e/r possessive!enjolras

(Anonymous)
all these headcanons on tumblr gave me a craving. can be any setting, canon, modern, a/b/o, dom/sub, rule 63, established reliationship or not, just give me enjolras being ridiculously possessive of grantaire. i only ask that, if there's smut, grantaire bottoms.

100000 bonus points if grantaire sits on enjolras' lap at one point
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Re: e/r possessive!enjolras

(Anonymous)
ooh i want this
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Valvert, Valjean has no gag reflex

(Anonymous)
Javert learns Valjean has no gag reflex thanks to an innocent passing comment (maybe Javert chokes on some food and Valjean says that's never happened to him?). It turns Javert on and he decides he wants to test out Valjean's claim using something else...
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Re: Valvert, Valjean has no gag reflex

(Anonymous)
Deep Throat with Jean Lovelace
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Valvert and Cosette cheer up fluff

(Anonymous)
I need something to cheer me up.
Maybe something where little Cosette is having a down day and both her fathers try to cheer her up.
Cuddled and snuggles and Quast also appreciated
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Porn Star Cosette

(Anonymous)
Marius meets Cosette and is instantly head over heels. Like, clearly, she's a work of walking art. They go out and get to know each other or whatever and Marius finally gets around to introducing her to his friends (or smth do whatever you want with this) and one of them (Courfeyrac?) pulls him aside and is like "Marius, she's a porn star."
And so Marius starts coming across things she's starred in and he just keeps putting his foot in his mouth about it... so Cosette finally decides to teach him a lesson (could be sexual or her just sassily putting him in his place ad him thoroughly apologizing because he adores her and doesnt want to disrespect her)
(idk this thought just came to me please do whatever you want with it!!)
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Re: Porn Star Cosette

(Anonymous)
Claiming so hard!
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fem!Claquesous(possible Claquesous/Montparnasse)

(Anonymous)
something based on this post(http :/ /patronminetteheadcanons. tumblr. com/ post /86280693683)
+Montparnasse finds out her secret by mistake and is actually cool with it
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Possessive!Javert

(Anonymous)
Javert and Valjean go to dinner at Cosette and Marius's house with a few of their new friends. Valjean meets a nice merchant and talks innocently with him for a while; meanwhile Javert is fuming with jealousy. When they get home, Javert gets rough and possessive ("MY convict, MY husband, MY man) and rough, primal sex ensues.
+1000 for biting and dirty talk.
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Re: Possessive!Javert

(Anonymous)
Fucking hell yes, yesssss to Top!Javert.
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ExR fake marriage

(Anonymous)
What it says on the tin. Basically either Enjolras's boss or his parents are demanding he get married for some reason or another; Enjolras, who has been too busy to think about pursuing anyone, pays Grantaire, a struggling art student and part time barista, to pretend to be his husband until he's under less scrutiny. Cue bickering, awkwardness, and unresolved sexual tension, cumulating with Enjolras getting off the hook and Grantaire moving out only for E to realize he had fallen in love with R somewhere along the way. Sad or happy ending up to you.
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ExR depression

(Anonymous)
Through some means or other Enjolras is forced to experience Grantaire's depression. Be it a sudden bodyswap where the depression, since it's all brain and chemical stuff, stays attached to Grantaire's body when Enjolras's mind gets thrown in it, or E getting mind-reading powers, or getting stuck in Grantaire's mind or whatever, I don't care. All I need is for Enjolras - who is definitely not the sort of person prone to self-doubt - suddenly having to experience depression and going from wondering what the heck is going on, why is he feeling this way, what? to understanding where R's coming from a bit better.
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Re: ExR depression

(Anonymous)
Possibly relevant to your interests: http[://]archiveofourown[.]org[/]works[/]1550723
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Valvert- based off a song

(Anonymous)

Please can someone write something Based off these lines from I vow to thee my country.

"Entire and whole and perfect, the service of my love;
The love that asks no question, the love that stands the test,
That lays upon the altar the dearest and the best;
The love that never falters, the love that pays the price,
The love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice."

Just makes me think of Javert/Valjean in some way, not sure why, but please...
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Grantaire's Sister/Courfeyrac

(Anonymous)
Because this is my favorite rare ship, and I can only recall reading one fic with this pairing. I've always pictured Grantaire's sister as a less outwardly dysfunctional version of her brother (hard drinker, libertine, engaged in some artistic endeavor), and the pairing being one that starts off as friends with benefits and moves on to an actual relationship. However, this is all up to anybody who wants to fill
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Punk!Enjolras

(Anonymous)
There isn't enough angry punk Enjolras. I'm picturing 80's style - angry with Thatcher or Reagan, smashing windows - but feel free to free form it. Bonuses for punk Amis ready to take on the system. Super bonuses for Grantaire not being so punk at all.
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e/r (bdsm club)

(Anonymous)
Les Amis (maybe not all of them, but definitely at least the triumvirate) owns a BDSM club at night and during the day try to raise awareness about safe sexuality, etc.

Enjolras is the most wanted dom of the club, but he actually chose to dominate very little, because for some reason he can't find the ~right sub~ to train or something. Grantaire knows he's a sub. Grantaire wants nothing more than submit. and yet he /can't/. Every time he tried before, it ended up being a very bad experiences, always for him, and almost always for the person who's with him.

For some reason (maybe Joly and Bossuet invited him?) Grantaire goes to the BDSM club one night, he meets Enjolras and after a very short conversation Grantaire feels like he's never felt before and blurts out "I want to submit to you. please." and Enjolras scowls a bit and says that he doesn't take sub just because they "want to" and Grantaire snorts and to hide his embarrassment says something like "well, it just has good, really. Nobody managed to make me sub properly before, so why would you?"

Enjolras takes it as a challenge. He begins to train Grantaire. It works. sometimes later, obviously, feelings happen, and then, happy ending with kinky sex forever?

Seeing R's training + lots of sex would be awesome. Everything's okay, except scat? Also, I'm not technically fond of masochism/sadism but I also can't help but think that it's something both e and r would totally be into so.
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Re: e/r (bdsm club)

(Anonymous)
omg anon i need this in my life so badly
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Modern AU custody battle

(Anonymous)
For some reason Tholomyès traces Cosette after he abandons Fantine, to find her in the foster care (pending adoption) of Valjean.
He challenges this on blood relationship, Valjean gets raked through the courts and Cosette's caught in the middle.

If Quastvert pops up in there, not paired with Jean initally, I'd be even happier
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Fem!Grantaire/Les Amis, gangbang, pregnancy

(Anonymous)
So the idea just came randomly
Les Amis fuck Fem!Grantaire and a few weeks later finds out that she's pregnant. Cue Les Amis trying to figure out who the father is and it's not modern AU so no DNA testing and they have to painstakingly wait the nine months. Filler can decide whoever the father is.
++ R being really nervous about it because what if they toss her out or think of her quite lowly but that isn't the case because they're Les Amis and are really nice people.
+++ Les Amis taking so much care with R because revolutionary baby which could belong to any of them (them putting up with all the stuff that happens during pregnancy)
+++ Les Amis deciding that the kid will therefore have 8 fathers. But secretly each one of them thinks they're the father.
++++ When the baby is born, they still can't tell who the father is.
+++++ R coming up with 16 sets of names depending on each Ami
++++++ Enjolras asking, "If it's a girl, can we name her Patria?"
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Enjolras/Courfeyrac/Combeferre

(Anonymous)
Enjolras has two daddies.
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Valjean in an accident, Javert on response

(Anonymous)
Javert answers a call to a road incident while on duty, only to find his partner and daughter involved when he gets there. No character death please, but other than that go ahead
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Cosette/Valjean femdom

(Anonymous)
Canon-divergent AU if possible. Cosette decides to stay with Valjean after she finds out he is not her real father, they enter a relationship with D/s elements, with Valjean as her sub.

+ for boot worship
+ for pegging
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Javert gets the joke on the Two Ronnes

(Anonymous)
For those of you not familiar, The Two Ronnies were a double act with a BBC sketch show. Most of their comedy relied on word play and word timing.

Can someone please write me something where the apparently stern Inspector finds them extremely funny. Valjean can too if you want to add him in there
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incompetent richboy enjolras

(Anonymous)
i'd lover for something in which enjolras is from a super rich family and has never in his life had to lift a finger to do anything for himself because everything was always taken care of by the many maids/housekeepers/cooks/etc. his family employs, and so he's completely incompetent at taking care of himself, having no idea how to do even the simplest of things, like cooking or doing the laundry, etc. :)
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Re: incompetent richboy enjolras

(Anonymous)
I'm going to do this. I have a plan and am going to write this! It just may take a while
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rule 63 Enjolras, breastfeeding kink, Mommy kink

(Anonymous)
Any Ami(Combeferre or R preferred) drinks milk from Enjolras after they have a child and just wants to be a goodboy for his Mommy.
+my kingdom and heir for pegging
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The Room ft. Javert Art/Fic

(Anonymous)
In which Javert plays Johnny and Valjean is Lisa. Awkward bad sex scenes, Cosette as Mark, Javert humping the red dress/convict tunic Valjean wore to seduce him before jumping off a bridge, and quotes like "I DID NOT ARREST HIM! Oh hai M. Chaboulliet!" "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART 24601!" and "You are just booby, quack quack!" all encouraged.
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Re: The Room ft. Javert Art/Fic

(Anonymous)
Preeeeeeeeeeety sure that's actually what would happen if Javert were played by Tommy Wiseau.
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