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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 8
and I am winterborn
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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Announcements for Round 8: The Filth Fest Challenge is back by popular demand! Let's kick this round off with a bunch of panty-scorching prompts for people to come back to if they're ever in need of... inspiration. If you weren't there for the last Filth Fest, it's pretty simple: the first 50 prompts (at least) must be filthy and/or kinky as fuck. Keep your gen and your G-rated prompts in reserve until page 3--which if the last round is any indication will arrive quickly enough--and work on earning yourselves a dedicated first-class carriage to the special hell.

Fine print: In the original announcement. Basically, prompts on the first 2 pages that aren't on-topic for the challenge will be quietly screened or deleted and can be reposted later. There is no minimum subjective hotness requirement, just keep things sex- and/or kink-focused for those first 50 prompts.


Please, all floury
Sexytimes would be sweet too

i want to draw this ;-;

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just rough playfights and sexy times

Girl Grantaire is date raped.

Girl Grantaire is date raped. That's it that is what I want.

Valvert, soldier coming home

Javert's a soldier returning from the war and surprises Jean. As much behind the back plotting and public surprise ad possible please.

Plus 1 I'd like it if jean was a teacher and his students hadn't even considered he was gay untill the reveal.
Plus 2 Quastvert prefered

Fill: (Valvert, soldier coming home, Modern!AU) - Part 1/5

I couldn't pass it up. This was too beautiful. I tried to work in your pluses, but while I did manage one, I am not so sure about about this being Quast!vert


Javert doesn't have high hopes when he logs into his Skype account on the community computer at the base that he is going to speak with either member of his family. Jean is most likely at school while their adopted daughter Cosette should be at university and in a lecture. That is the defining word though - should. Her skype account says she is available though and so he writes her:

>Shouldn't you be in a lecture?<

It takes just a moment before back comes:

>PAPA!!!!!! Can u wait a sec.<

>Until what?< Javert writes back, but she doesn't answer back. He is just about to write Jean a message, when a video call comes in. It's Cosette and he answers it, heart warming at the thought of his daughter.

The connection isn't good, but it is good enough for Javert to make out his beautiful daughter's smile. Behind her are shelves he doesn't recognise, but they almost look like a broom cabinet. Deciding not to ask if she broke into that space so she could have a few minutes alone with him, he asks as soon as the connection stands: "How are you?"

Cosette looks healthy enough, cheeks slightly reddened and hair full, but arranged into a bun with a pencil through it so it is out of her face: "Fantastic - it is so good to hear from you. Not that we have been worried, but it is so difficult to talk to you. And it's good to see you. You have been in the sun a lot - seriously, have you looked into a mirror?"

"Yes, just this morning - I still need to shave," he answers and Cosette rolls her eyes: "I'm not sure daddy will recognise you at this rate. His holidays start in two weeks so you might be able to talk then, but right now- it's difficult."

"His new class?" Javert asks. He leans back into the chair, his fingers fiddling slightly with the envelope in front of his. Taking a quick look at the clock, it shows he still got close to ten minutes on the computer.

"Yes, he adores them - what else? Even though they seem to be mostly bratty teenagers. God, I don't want to know how I was like when I was fourteen or fifteen."

"You were definitely worth the trouble," Javert remarks. He does mean it though there never has been much trouble with Cosette and she knows it.

Cosette tilts her head. Suddenly her posture tenses and though the connection doesn't enable him to see the worry lines on her forehead, he knows them to be there. When she asks if he is alright, her voice has dropped slightly in pitch and has becomes more mature, somehow more like the grown up that she is.

He opens his mouth, then closes it. Somehow he hasn't anticipated that this might be so difficult, so strange to get past his lips after nearly a year of service away from his family. He opens his mouth again and when he speaks, his voice is rough: "I'm coming home."

Cosette screams in delight, then muffles herself before again squicking, apparently not being able to find any words. The door to the broom cabinet opens and Javert can see Marius enter, who closes the door behind him and then asks Cosette: "What's going on, darling?"

"Papa's coming home," Cosette nearly sobs and points to the screen.

Marius apparently doesn't quite know what to do next, but the gives Javert a court nod and a 'That's good to hear, Sir', before squatting down next to Cosette and hugging her tightly. Cosette simply hugs back, now clearly sobbing.

It leaves Marius and Javert both at loss with each other. When he had left for his deployment he had barely known the young man, just that he was Cosette's boyfriend, which she intended to keep - so no shovel-talk, papa - and who was more than a little nervous in his presence.


there really isn't enough bahorel/grantaire around here! so anything with this pairing as long as it's not angsty. maybe them being sickeningly sweet together for a change

Re: bahorel/grantaire

I want to let you know I'm working on a fill for this.

Valjean's oral fixation

Valjean sucks on things (blankets, his thumb, Javert) for comfort.

Re: Valjean's oral fixation

(, javert's confused boner)



Canon era. Enjolras is secretly a woman pretending to be a man so she can participate in the revolution. Grantaire and her get together(without him knowing about her gender). She invites him over to her flat and they start to kiss. When R finds out E is actually a girl, E is mortified so in dire need to reassure her that he loves her no less, he eats her out until she comes over and over and then proceeds to take her virginity while he keeps telling her how much he loves her and how beautiful and brave she is etc.

E/R, Enjolras the harpy

Enjolras is a harpy, and she masquerades as a human male in order to participate in revolution-type things. It's all going quite well and no one suspects a thing (or links it to reports of mysterious bird attacks on some of the more corrupt politicians), but one day after a meeting Grantaire sees her wings and confronts her.

E/R preferred, canon or modern era or anything that tickles your fancy!

Valvert Monster Hunter AU

An AU set in the Madeleine era where Valjean is a vampire and Javert is a monster-hunter. Madeleine attempts to conceal what he is while showing Javert that not all monsters are evil.

FILL: Valvert Monster Hunter AU

On AO3: /works/1412236/chapters/2965024

Courfeyrac/Marius "Wenn Liebe in dir ist"

Have we had this yet? I just want to see a rewrite of "Wenn Liebe in dir ist" from Tanz der Vampire with Courfeyrac as Herbert and Marius as Alfred.

Re: Courfeyrac/Marius "Wenn Liebe in dir ist"

I might write this if I have the time and inspiration! (Massive TDV fan here)

Question: Do you just want that scene or would you also like some context, some more story surrounding it? (In the form of a paragraph of two of explanation, for example.)

(I also apologise for any ooc-ness if I do end up filling this. I'm not too familiar with writing these characters.)

E/R Dynamic

I don't know if it fits the meme but. Well.

All time I see in fics Enjolras being a boyfriend who doesn't show affection towards R and focusing more in all other things but him, then R breaks and Enjolras apologies and changes.

I wanted a fic when this is who Enjolras is and R has to deal with it. He isn't romantic at all, forgets dates and such, is workaholic, doesn't show affection in public, but he does loves R, it's just how he is and R has to accept his way. It can be angsty or not, can have nsfw stuff or not, I just want to read Grantaire dealing with Enjolras without the trope of changing for the boyfriend.

Courferre twincest

Courfeyrac and Combeferre are twins who are close. Very close.
Established relationship would be preferred.

Courfeyrac letting Combeferre fuck him because his brother is stressed about his exams and Courf likes to make his twin happy.

Combeferre getting jealous when Courfeyrac flirts with girls at college/uni, fucking him possessively when they get home and Courfeyrac loves it because he loves the attention of his brother.

Bonus points if their best mate Enjolras pops by to visit and someone forgot to lock the bedroom door...

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Cosette/Javert Primal (Consensual) Sex

Javert wildly claims Cosette and impregnates her so no one else (read: Marius or Valjean) can have her. She loves feeling her Inspector lose control and knowing she's his.
Bonus for dirty talk and him being tender with her afterwards.

Re: Cosette/Javert Primal (Consensual) Sex

Yes Please!

Boxer!R and reluctant!sadist!Enjolras

Enjolras goes to Grantaire's boxing matches (or MMA or brazilian jiu jitsu or whatever modern au thing you want to do) and is guiltily turned on by seeing him bruised and bleeding. Can lead to kinky sex or not.

sub!R e/R Feuilly/R non-con

we all know how much Enjolras admire Feuilly right? so what better way of showing him that than sharing his sub/bitch/slave/whatever with him? I'm thinking about E being gratefull for something and then letting Feuilly fuck R while he watch. I don't want R to know what's going on until is about to happen, like, maybe he thinks E wants to give F a show and it's ok with that, and by the time he realises what's actually happening he doesn't dare to say he doesn't want it and disappoint Enjolras so he let it happen but I don't want him to enjoy it, I want R to feel hurt and ashamed and used.

Bonus for:
Enjolras giving Feuilly instructions, telling him to fuck R harder, etc
Feuilly not talking directly to R, just to E, as if he was a thing or wasn't there
Lots of dirty talk
E pinning R down and forcing him to keep his eyes open so he can watch F's cock slide in and out of him (I imagine it starting with R on his hands and knees but then E says Feuilly to stop and R thinks is all over but E just turns him around and this happen)
E tugging at R's hair and pinching his nipples while F fucks him
E making R say thank you to Feuilly at the end

(Sorry for the long prompt)

Re: sub!R e/R Feuilly/R non-con


Enjolras/Amis of choice(all would be appreciated)

Enjolras thinks that the only way to keep them interested in his cause is to give them his body. I just want Enjolras sleeping his way through Les Amis because France(but come on, he is only kidding himself).

More Valvert Hurt/Comfort fic

A prompt where Javert has "fits" (seizures) that he has hidden his entire life. When reporting to Madeleine, he has a seizure and Madeleine holds him during the episode and comforts him in the period after the seizure.

Javert comes out of the seizure and is mortified to be in such a vulnerable position.

Does not need to have nsfw content-just some platonic, cuddling and comfort appreciated.

Enjolras/Grantaire/Combeferre DP and sub!E

Grantaire and Enjolras are public about their romance. However Grantaire notices that Combeferre isn't as happy as the others and not only because he is Enjolras' best friend. So Grantaire lets him have one night with his boyfriend.
+double penetration
+++dirty talking
+++++lots of E/C kissing


Canon era preferred(up to author if E is secretly a woman or public about it). R gets her pregnant(some smut would be appreciated). They fight over the name(Enjolras wants to name the baby Patria if it's a girl or Maximillian if it's a boy)

Javert fucks his convict dad TW: Incest

Exactly what it says on the tin.

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Enj/Ferre, Enj/R, infidelity

Ferre and R are flatmates and best friends since forever. Grantaire has a hidden massive crush in Ferre's boyfriend, Enjolras, who seems to try to seduce him everytime Ferre isn't near.
One day, when Ferre is traveling (family issues or something), Enj shows up in their shared flat, seduces R and they fuck (the smut is appreciated). R feels guilty for betraying his friend and, when Ferre returns, he thinks Enj will go to his boyfriend and leave him alone. But Enj wants to have them both and R can't really say no to that greek god.

It can end with lots of angst or some delicious threesome, or angst and then a threesome, it's up to you

+10 for sub!enjolras
+1000 for Enj having a kink about the possibility of being caugh by Ferre while being fucked by R
+100000000 for some R/C feelings if it ends in a threesome instead of both of them workshipping E

Re: Enj/Ferre, Enj/R, infidelity

Seconding this enthusiastically!

Also, there was a similar infidelity-kink prompt a while back which was filled here: archiveofourown . org / works / 873576, if you've not read it.


Grantaire indulging Enjolras in his fantasy of his idol.
+++Enjolras moaning his idol's name.


Enjolras wanting to get Marius back on track so he rides Pontmercy while he quotes great revolutionaries sweetly in his ear until they both can't form.coherent sentences.
+cuddling afterwards with Enjolras as the little spoon

Re: Enjolras/Marius

Hope this is ok.

“The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant,” Enjolras whispered softly in Marius’ ear before placing a gentle kiss on his neck. They had been doing this for hours in the warm glow of the candlelight; Enjolras riding Marius as he whispered revolutionary quotes in his ear as if they were sweet nothings.

Marius grasped Enjolras’ hair and pulled at it causing him to moan, “If I agree that you are right will you stop? It’s very off putting.”

“Nope,” Enjolras laughed and leaned in to kiss Marius on the lips. “It hasn’t seemed to put you off so far. One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying.”

“Please Enjolras,” Marius gasped as a jolt of pleasure coursed up his spine.

“The king must die so that the country can live,” Enjolras continued, ignoring Marius’ pleas. He was determined to bring Marius back round to the cause and this was the only way he could think of to do that.

They had been doing this for a few weeks now. They would meet up after Enjolras’ meetings and Enjolras would try to convince Marius to rejoin them. One night the talking had led to kissing and that had led on to Enjolras quoting revolutionaries whilst riding Marius’ cock. Marius had ended up more confused about where his loyalties lay but at least he was enjoying himself.

“But what about your life?” Marius panted. “Surely that must mean something?” Any coherent thoughts were becoming harder to articulate as Marius felt himself giving in to the pleasure he was feeling.

“My last wish is for the happiness of the patria... If my death contributes to the end of partisanship and the consolidation of the union, I shall… I shall be lowered in peace into my grave,” Enjolras responded, his breathing becoming shallower as he increased his pace. He was close and Marius could feel it.
Marius reached down and stroked Enjolras’ cock as he continued to mutter in his ear, becoming more incoherent the closer he came to orgasm.

“I must create a system or be enslaved by another man’s…” he managed to utter but an intense wave of pleasure crashed over him and he could no longer focus on what he was saying. “Oh God,” he managed to moan as he came hard followed a moment later by Marius. He collapsed against his lover’s chest, placing gentle kisses on his soft skin as he tried to bring himself back under control.

After a few moments, Enjolras pulled himself off Marius and settled down next to him in the bed. Marius wrapped himself around Enjolras and pulled him close so his chest was pressed against Enjolras’ back. Enjolras could feel the rise and fall of Marius’ chest and he felt himself relax into the other man’s touch.

“You have a way with words,” Marius smiled against Enjolras’ back and placed tender kisses along his shoulders.

“Then maybe you should come back to the meetings.”

“Would I be welcome?” Marius sounded uncertain.

“Of course, all are welcome.”

“Maybe I will then,” Marius told him and turned Enjolras’ head so he could kiss him, cupping his cheek in his hand.

“Any law which violates the inalienable rights of man is essentially unjust and tyrannical; it is not a law at all,” Enjolras couldn’t resist quoting once more. Marius playfully slapped his arm.

“Stop,” he laughed. “Enough.”

Enjolras laughed and opened his mouth to speak again only to be silenced by Marius lips on his. “You’ve convinced me.”

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Montparnasse figures out that Eponine likes Marius, so he abducts him and brings him to her, like a cat bringing a bird to its owner. Eponine is flattered, turned on and horrified - probably, but not necessarily, in that order. Either she just goes for it after a very brief soul-search, or there's an element of dubcon, like Montparnasse going "Good thing you're only interested in him physically and not emotionally, so I don't have to kill him! Ha ha!"

Re: Eponine/Marius(/Montparnasse?)


Enjolras is an ambitious young politician, ready to change the world with the ABC party.

Grantaire is a tv host with a terrible reputation and a not so secret drinking problem, but his show is so successful that everyone who wants to be someone in the political scene has to go through the meatgrinder that are Grantaire's questions. His show is not complete until someone either leaves or starts shouting (my headcanon is that he became famous for making a big old powerful politician cry actual literal tears of despair).

Bonus if they are still French (because I've read some really good political AUs but they tend to be always set in the US), even if you don't really know french politics that well, this doesn't need to be particularly realistic, I just want a HUGE PILE OF UST-INDUCING DEBATES. And then sex, please.

Re: Political talk show AU

Hahaha yes! Seconded!


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