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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
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10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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Check in at Round 7!


Aliens (or sex pollen, or an ill-conceived curse requiring a virgin sacrifice) make them do it.

Size queen Enjolras


M. Madeleine learning the details of running a business - the magic of double-entry bookkeeping, dealing with suppliers and selling to buyers, managing employees, trying to figure out taxes and ip law and giving up and hiring a lawyer, and so on.

I would love canon era-ish but you don't have to be particularly accurate with 19th century French law.

Valjean & Cosette wilderness survival AU

Instead of going to Paris, Valjean and Cosette run off into the mountains where the bandits Valjean was accused of being part of hide out. Interactions with the bandits are cool (maybe Valjean saves one with his strength? Anything) or not. Just - you know, berry-picking, opportunity farming with his growing tricks, Valjean poaching and trapping, teaching Cosette about survival - wilderness porn. :)

orgasm denial repost

repost from round 4:
any amis pairing, d/s, teasing, edging, i need some serious orgasm denial. and i don't mean, 'the sub has to wait until the end of the scene to get off' i mean, they Don't get off. Haven't been allowed to in a while and has no idea how long they'll be forced to wait while servicing their dom. op perfers a chastity device but if you think you can pull it off some other way, that's fine.

Grantaire was in a D/s relationship that turned abusive. He's since given up on love and become a huge cynic (his ex convinced him he was worthless/would never find anyone else to love him). He gets in a huge fight with Enjolras who accuses him of not caring about anything and Grantaire spits the fact that the last time he cared about somebody it didn't end well in Enjolras' face. Enjolras makes Grantaire tell him the whole story and then tries to show him not all relationships are bad. Plenty of non-sexual domination and talking Grantaire down from panic attacks and making sure he takes care of himself and consent and aftercare, and then eventually sex. Can be set in any kind of universe and most of the details of this prompt are totally changeable, take it in any direction you want!

Re: Valjean & Cosette wilderness survival AU

OP of this prompt: http://makinghugospin.livejournal.com/13289.html?thread=8857833#t8857833 approves of this prompt. Approves of it HIGHLY.

Re: Valjean & Cosette wilderness survival AU

OP of the Robin Lark x Maid Marius prompt from the last round approves of this prompt. Approves of it HIGHLY.

Fantine fix-it (Fantine/OFC a bonus)

I'd love to see a Fantine fix-it AU where she has a better support network (maybe Zéphine is less of a jerk? or she has other friends who are actual friends?) and doesn't have to leave Cosette with the Thénardiers.

If there's Fantine/a female character, huge bonus; I have no problem with OFCs, although for fix-it I guess I'd have trouble believing in either Favourite or Dahlia not being jerks. Or just a scene of Fantine f/f from an implied fix-it AU would be glorious.

Enjolras/Combeferre, public cover-story sex

Why are two young men having a furtive tête-à-tête in the most secluded hedgerow of the Jardin des Tuileries, shrinking ever further into the shadows whenever it looks like they might be seen or overheard?

...blowjobs, officer. Embarrassing as it is to admit it, the answer is blowjobs. It certainly has nothing to do with handoffs of subversive pamphlets or illicitly-manufactured gunpowder. No, sir.

Bonus if Enjolras is the one doing the quick thinking and dropping to his knees. (It was just a ruse. Honestly. Except then they both realized it wouldn't be very convincing unless Combeferre actually had his dick out, and then one thing led to another...)

Amis (any or all) / Verdi

For whatever reason (Salotto Maffei is boring him, he wants a croissant, w/e) in 1831, 18-year-old Verdi visits Paris.

He meets [ami(s) of your choice], is totally inspired, has a big crush, they probably bang, they probably talk about the grand future of grand opera, he looks forward to collaborating one day...

that's the prompt.

Montparnasse/Éponine, rough sex

Montparnasse/Éponine, don't care who tops so long as everyone's having fierce fun.

Kinks that I think would go well with these two: breathplay, knifeplay, alleysex, clothesporn, biting, rough sex, teasing, fingering, oral sex, orgasm denial/edging.

Re: Valjean & Cosette wilderness survival AU

yes yes yes omg please wilderness survival porn foreverrrrrrrrr


Courfeyrac attempts to make Marius more cultured by introducing him to opera. There are five things in the way:

1) Marius's clothes are unsightly. Courfeyrac takes him to a persnickety tailor for a fitting.

2) Marius does not understand Italian.

3) Marius is tone-deaf.

4) He is also a perfect booby (sorry, no beast fills).

5) Despite items 1-4, Courfeyrac finds Marius utterly charming. Courfeyrac wants to put the spare mattress back in its original place and introduce Marius to the de Courfeyracs.

bonus points for working physical comedy into the romantic dénouement

canon era only please

Nature Walks

Jean Prouvaire likes to go for long, contemplative walks in the quiet fields outside Paris. One day he encounters a white-haired old man doing the same thing. They start to make a habit of walking together and the old man tells him about the plants they see and they become friends, somehow.

Re: Enjolras/Combeferre, public cover-story sex

(OP again)

And, you know, if you wanted to follow it up with both of them nobly taking one for the team and getting arrested for public indecency, then having angsty prison sex, I wouldn't exactly object.


He thinks she's a male insurgent the whole time.

J/VJ fisting

Post-seine, Javert bottoming please


Montparnasse is really into Valjean's strength and would be even more into having sex with him. Unfortunately, Valjean keeps cockblocking him with really boring lectures about morality and not killing people. Something needs to be done.


Jean Prouvaire/Byron. They meet under morbid circumstances. At some point, Byron makes a gift of a bear to Jehan. I don't care if you keep the timeline as is or fudge the facts, considering that Byron died in Greece in 1824.

actual!booby Marius/Cosette

Some years on, bluestocking 30ishCosette is making a living writing; her elderly pet seabird always sits on her writing-desk to keep her company.

Re: J/VJ fisting

This might interest you: http://archiveofourown.org/works/834869

e/R aliens make them do it

Except it's played for comedy. Enjolras bottoms because it seems more expedient. Grantaire finds the whole situation awkward.

E/R the tree for the forest

Grantaire has a big dick and an impressive dickbush.

Enjolras is intrepid.

Re: J/VJ fisting

I've seen that-I'm hoping for something more focused on the fisting, though...


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