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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Enjolras/Grantaire, AIDS

(Anonymous)
After years of hard living and generally bad life decisions, Grantaire just sort of takes it as a given that he's HIV positive. After he and Enjolras have been together for a while, he admits that he's never actually been tested, so Enjolras drags him along when he goes to get his own test done.

As it turns out, Grantaire is negative. But Enjolras is positive. Grantaire absolutely loses it.

All of the angst please.
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire, AIDS

Yes please
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire, AIDS

(Anonymous)
Do you want "E cheated on R" overtone of the angst? Or is it - R cannot bear the fact that the love of his life has less than him to live?
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"Awoken" Javert Songfic

(Anonymous)
First and foremost, listen to the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ObMMRcu0qk
Hear are a few choice lyrics:

"I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know.
The tears of the broken have washed away my soul.
Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow,
now I'm awoken, and I'm taking back control"

"What cause have I to feel glad?
I've built my life on judgement and causing pain"

Now try and tell me that wasn't written with Javert in mind? Maybe this is his internal monologue as he walks to the bridge or dialogue between him and Valjean on the bridge itself.
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Oh for fuck's sake the spam filter hasn't even been off for a day

(Anonymous)
What are you even trying to sell me?
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There's tons of fic where Enjolras is underage - now I want the opposite. Grantaire is the underage schoolboy who attends every Les Amis meeting with his equally underage best friends, Eponine and Jehan, each of which is smitten with someone; respectively, Enjolras, Cosette (that's right) and Courfeyrac.

Then one day R stops attending meetings and Enjolras can't help but be worried about that smart-yet-crazy-cynical kid who always used to argue with him. Ep and Jehan inform him that Grantaire's in the hospital (reason is up to author!anon. Maybe his father found out about his sexuality and beat him up? He OD'd? Drank himself to the hospital?) and Enjolras visits him and stays with him and them cuteness.

Underage smut is up to author!anon (though seriously, my kingdom for it) or maybe they can wait until R is legal. Just give me the angst of underage love.
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I want a crackfill on this so bad
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So, clearly our spam problem hasn't gone away. It does, however, appear to be at a manageable volume, so I'll go ahead and solicit public opinion on whether to keep the spam filter off. It's pretty much a direct tradeoff between the annoyance of having everyone's links eaten by an overzealous spam filter and the periodic appearance of Vogon poetry and garbled BBCode on the meme.

Things to consider:

- Spam on the meme won't always get deleted immediately because mods aren't on 24/7, but it will generally be dealt with more quickly than comments trapped in the spam filter, due to Reasons related to email notifications.

- There is no @##*(@)*#@ way to configure LiveJournal so that comments that get eaten by the spam filter have email notifications sent out for them once they're approved. Which means people who track the meme via notifications will never see your comment.

- Basically LJ's spam filter sucks ass and I'd rather not re-enable it unless I have to. Where "have to" means either "the volume of spam gets completely out of control" or "public opinion would rather deal with links getting eaten than suffer the horrors of Vogon poetry."
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J/VJ mpreg birth

(Anonymous)
That's the prompt!

Maybe who ever is pregnant goes in to labor at the least opertune moment and the father is stuck up river without a paddle. Can be funny, fluffy or silly.
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Re: J/VJ mpreg birth

(Anonymous)
About bloody time! I wholly support this prompt.
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Courf/Jehan, hair braiding

(Anonymous)
Courf braiding Jehan's hair. Naturally, this would involve head scritches, and scalp massages, and gentle hair tugging, for maximum fluffiness. Author's choice whether it ends in porn or just stays fluffy. I have no preference either way. :)
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Domestic discipline

(Anonymous)
Yeah, that's my kink. Any pairing. Basically, I want two lovers with trouble in paradise: person A thinks his lover is messing up the relationship with (argumentativeness, selfishness, partying, being a slob, whatever) and decides to settle problems by going all alpha-male. He seizes the reins and imposes strict rules and stern punishments and traditional gender roles. Bonus if person B is helpless but outraged and humiliated at first, then gradually realizes he/she is actually utterly fulfilled by a life of submission and cock-worship. Extra bonus for religious overtones, because, yeah.
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Re: Domestic discipline

(Anonymous)
Seconded heartily, especially for the cock-worship aspect.
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defense lawyer!Javert

(Anonymous)
A while back, the news on that modern lawyer show based off of Les Mis got mistranslated and caused some confusion as to whether the Javert character is a prosecuting attorney or a defense lawyer. People's reaction to lawyer!Javert pretty much sums into:
“I pity his clients."
"Forget about the clients, I pity his firm."

So now I really want to see lawyer!Javert, bending (himself; not the law. NEVER THE LAWR) over backwards to send his guilty clients to prison while trying not to get kicked out of the firm. Someone make this happen please? J/VJ welcome but not necessary.
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Re: defense lawyer!Javert

(Anonymous)
haha omg he would be like phoenix wright's mirrorverse self

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Re: defense lawyer!Javert

(Anonymous)
Oh god, he would be this lawyer who won a spectacular case and this firm snatched him and then the next six cases were all butchered and he lost all of them, and his bosses are like WTF and it's because all those people were guilty.
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Enjolras/Grantaire forced roommates rom-com

(Anonymous)
Enjolras' landlady kicks him out because the police keep coming by to search his flat. Grantaire is the only one who has a spare bed that isn't currently occupied by Marius, Laigle de Meaux, a well-pickled cadaver from the med school and a pile of dubious scientific instruments, etc. Enjolras moves in with R until he can find a new place... and they proceed to drive each absolutely nuts. Everything from petty squabbles over personal habits to, like, "did you seriously just pawn my dead brother's watch to pay your printer, do you not understand the concept of sentimental value at all"/"I wouldn't have had to in the first place if you hadn't 'borrowed' my money without asking and lost half of it gambling and spent the other half on drink."

Only, in true romcom form, they're also dripping with awkward close-quarters sexual tension, and slowly figure out how to decode each other's bizarre underhanded gestures of affection (Enjolras finds a package on his desk one day with a snarky note about "here, found it at a flea market, next time pawn your own damn watch" and it's a real 1790s decimal pocketwatch?!) And eventually they Realize Their True Feelings and make their "wow you are a total jerk and I kind of like it" confessions and smash their faces together, and all is well. Except that damn they must've had one acrimonious breakup to be on such bad terms right before they both found themselves on the wrong side of a firing squad, but we're not going to think about that

All the details are optional, I just want E/R forced-roommates rom-com shenanigans.
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Woohoo, 5000 comments! Comments and fills on Round 6 will continue, but all new prompts should go to Round 7 from now on.

Round 7

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Combeferre/Grantaire Elementary AU

(Anonymous)
I can't help thinking how well those two would fit these roles. So I want Sherlock!Grantaire. The recovered junkie who's a bit of a self loathing arrogant asshole with a heart of gold and Joan!Combeferre who's an ex surgeon who continues to help people in his new line(s) of work and is very, very good at understanding people.

You can do whatever you like with it. Change genders, races, whatever. I just want Combeferre/R as Joanlock.
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Hey Mod!

(Anonymous)
OP here. Can you leave this here so I'll repost it in the new round after the first 50 posts/
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Project Runway AU

(Anonymous)
Can this be a thing please I've been watching Project Runway all day and I really need this. So yeah, Amis as PR contestants.
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The Happy Prince les mis vers

(Anonymous)
e x R twist of The Happy Prince by Oscar Wilde. You can read this beautiful thing here if you haven't already ttp://fiction.eserver.org/short/happy_prince.html
Enj as The Statue and R as The Swallow hngggg

It can be angsty or anything really (tho I don't really think one can pull of Crack outta this one). If so, break my heart pls I don't need it anyways. :)
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oh my god I loved this! poor, sweet oblivious Enjolras
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