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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

female!grantaire/female!amis, lapdancing

(Anonymous)
www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=_S_-upG6dnw

so i just watched this video somewhere around 10 to 125 times. no judgement. and now i want a fic where grantaire has given all of her friends a lapdance at a certain point. i'd prefer endgame e/R but if you don't want to, that's okay.

bonus: if grantaire used to be or still is a stripper

dnw: woobie grantaire who was saved from the terrible life of stripping. no offence if that's your thing, but i'm not very fond of woobie!R.
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Re: female!grantaire/female!amis, lapdancing

This might be relevant to your interests: archiveofourown . org / works / 913433

I haven't yet gotten to the part where R gives Les Amis lapdances, but it'll be on there soon ;)
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Gypsy relatives, gypsy relatives everywhere

Javert's VERY big troop of relatives (because he must have them, and Javert says gypsies reproduce like hamsters) shows up at the house he shares with Valjean one day, they don't say why, they just do, and throw a damn party in the middle of their stay because someone is getting married and since they can't have the family not be complete during a wedding, and Javert wouldn't go to them, they went to Javert.

Javert is not amused, Valjean is actually delighted. They are so different! It's like they're from another world! *-*

Squeeze in as many traditions as you can, all the traditions, I love traditions.
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Re: Gypsy relatives, gypsy relatives everywhere

(Anonymous)
OH. MY. GOD.

MAKE IT EVEN BETTER.

Make it so Javert and Valjean were planning on getting married themselves (albeit not in a church), and they find out about it and lose their shit. They insist on throwing them one, even if they have to come up with some excuse to fool everyone else, like they're just lost platonic souls finally reuniting. Culture clash ensues.

MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING.

- Peter Yellowhammer
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The F.R.I.E.N.D.S. of the Amis AU

(Anonymous)
Lol I have no idea guys... I was just watching Friends one day and my brain just had to find a way to relate it to Les Miz and I will be eternally grateful to anyone who fills this!! Honestly, I don't know which Ami would be which character, but I'll be happy with anything!! I'd adore you even more if there's e/R, Eponine/Combeferre, and Jehan/Courfeyrac, but gen is completely fine with me too

:D
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Re: The F.R.I.E.N.D.S. of the Amis AU

Ao3 has three that I know of:
L.E.S A.M.I.S by Rinielle (series 54789)
I'll be there by barricadebabes, ratedgrandr (work 730371)
Les Amoureux en Paris by TeenageTimeTraveler (series 36839)

I haven't read the last, because of the summary for part 7, but I did enjoy the other two. I can't really say how reminiscent of the series they are, because I only ever watched occassional episodes and not at all in recent years. However the first is, I think, based off certain episodes (judging by the author's notes) and I recognise certain aspects and characters traits in the second.
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Javert goes down with stage fright

(Anonymous)
The normally confident inspector goes to pieces.

J/V would be nice (relationship not sexual)
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AU: Javert survives the plunge but becomes paraplegic

Javert survives his suicide, but loses the control of his legs. Everybody, especially Valjean, kinda pampers him in a way to avoid his feeling suicidal - AGAIN -, but he gets kinda annoyed by it, since he's feeling none of the sort. He grins and bears it because of gratitude, but one day he reaches his limit and has to be truthful...

Can be original era or modern AU (in the latter case, I expect tons of 'Ironside' (both old and new) puns, and if possible Javert ending up blurting out 'I still have control of my penis'), any Valvert is optional but not unwelcome.

10 points for showing Javert's difficulties at adapting to his new worldview, and the new challenges he faces.
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Re: AU: Javert survives the plunge but becomes paraplegic

(Anonymous)
'I still have control of my penis'- my day was really shitty until I read that sentience, my day's improved 20%
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Gen, Crack. Kinda AU; Giving the Thénardiers Their Just Desserts

Fantine, Javert, Eponine and Gavroche end up meeting as ghosts (you're welcome to give your own reason why Fantine hasn't crossed over yet) and after realizing that the Thénardiers were not punished at all for all the harm they did and keep doing, they decide they themselves will have to see to that...
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Re: Gen, Crack. Kinda AU; Giving the Thénardiers Their Just Desserts

(Anonymous)
Haunting on the ship to the Americas! Poltergeists that rob them blind!
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Sub combeferre with two doms.
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Joly in a sexy nurse outfit

(Anonymous)
^That is all.
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E/Any-Amis-Except-R

(Anonymous)
5 relationships Enjolras could've had.
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Re: E/Any-Amis-Except-R

(Anonymous)
Putting a tentative claim on this... Any preference on which amis, and modern day vs canon era?
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Valjean dotes on Javert

(Anonymous)
After Cosette moves in to Marius' home, Valjean is left with no one to spoil, until Javert comes to live with him. Valjean begins to buy things for Javert, despite the fact that the Inspector dosen't think he deserves any of it. Please, I need something painfully saccharine right now.
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Re: Valjean dotes on Javert

(Anonymous)
Awww
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Queer!Fantine

(Anonymous)
Fantine loved Tholomyes romantically, but felt sexual attraction to women only. Maybe her "friends" knew this, and this was partly why they distanced themselves so much from her throughout the relationship?
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Snk!verse

(Anonymous)
I just really think that two of the most heartbreaking stories ever deserve a crossover

I would love to see
Enjolras as Eren
Cosette as Mikasa
Grantaire as Levi


Im not too sure who the others would be but i'd love to see all of Les Amis (Plus Marius) fighting Titans. It doesn't even have to be with the same characters as snk, those were just the three ideas I had.

Preferred pairings are E/R, Courf/Jehan, and Bahorel/Feuilly but it can be gen if you want.
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Cosette/Marius, lingerie

(Anonymous)
Cosette thinks that Marius would look very nice in lacy lingerie and stockings. He's unsure about it at first, but after some pondering he realizes that yeah, he definitely likes the idea. Alternatively, he's wanted to do this for a while but has been too afraid to bring it up and is super excited to find out Cosette has the same kink.

I mainly want a scene where they go out shopping for lingerie and Marius is kinda worried about being seen there but also he's like "there's so many styles how do i even choose?!?" Smut is awesome but not a requirement!
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Re: Cosette/Marius, lingerie

(Anonymous)
I love you and I love your parents for having you.
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Javert has a fluffy tail

(Anonymous)
He's had it all his life and has become very adept at hiding it. He is embarrassed by it and, if he had the money, he would have doctors remove it without a second thought. Valjean, on the other hand, loves everything about the tail (especially brushing it)
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[Fill] Deformities [1/1]

(Anonymous)
[A/N: I just watched Madagascar. So.]

Javert breaks four ribs, his right arm and fractures his left when he falls into the Seine: by the time Valjean fishes him out, he's nearly dead, and as such, he's rather too distracted by life in general to care very much about his deformity.

By the time he's conscious enough to reevaluate himself with the concept of dignity, he's in so much constant pain that he's happy to have it dulled with drugs, and when Valjean sits down at his bed, Javert just stares at him wearily. It's Valjean who cleans up the room and wipes him down like an invalid, who helps him use the chamberpot.

So it's Valjean whom Javert always catches staring at the confounded thing, and one morning, Javert mutters, grumpily, "You can touch it if you want." It isn't as though he has much else left of dignity to defend.

Valjean smiles at him, so warmly that Javert gets embarrassed and turns his eyes away, then fingers touch the tip of his tail. He smacks Valjean's wrist with it, and Valjean laughs, curling his fingers in the black and white striped fur. "I thought it would be like a cat's," Valjean confesses, petting the fur. "But it's not as soft, and it's far more agile."

"It's a monkey's tail," Javert mutters. Yet another cruel joke from God, in his opinion. "I would have had it removed if I had the money to have it done properly."

"Removed!" Valjean says, horrified.

"The Church teaches that any man born with scale or claw or fur is a marked man, Valjean. Devil-touched. This has given me far more trouble than it is worth."

"I don't believe that." Valjean murmurs, sinking his fingers into the thick fur. "And it doesn't look like a monkey's tail."

Javert snorts. He curls the tail firmly around Valjean's wrist, tugging it aside, then he tucks the tail away against his thigh, wrapping it around his leg the way he usually hides it down his trousers. Valjean frowns at the look of it, unhappy, but he says nothing further, openly fascinated.

Unfortunately, with both hands inconvenienced by injury, Javert's personal grooming also has to be done for him, humiliating as it is to submit first to being bathed like a child and then combed by one, but it's hard to feel annoyed. Valjean has taken on all these extra duties with an abiding patience that humbles Javert to watch - at least, up until the tail is concerned. That's the only time that fascination creeps back into Valjean's expression, and Javert supposes - Javert supposes that it is a little thing, to thank his benefactor so.

"You could brush it," Javert suggests, and Valjean immediately reaches for a hairbrush. The tail twitches at first, despite Javert's attempts to get it under control, but then it goes limp, and Javert squirms a little on the bench, trying not to shiver.

This is… nice. The strokes of the brush are soothing and pleasant, especially when they close in on the root of the tail, and then Javert makes a soft sound as warm fingers press against the root itself, the tail muscle, the short, soft spikes of fur around it. His tail lifts instinctively, invitingly, and Valjean's breath whispers out against Javert's neck, his mouth over the jut of his spine. Perhaps survival is not so bad a thing, and he says so, out aloud. Valjean merely chuckles, leaning away, and starts to brush his tail again, content.
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Deaged Javert; Valjean is the best dad

(Anonymous)
Valjean knows that Javert never had a good childhood, the Inspector never talks about the specifics but Valjean isn't sure he wants to know them. So when Javert is somehow reduced to a child (magic, reincarnation, non-sexual infantilism, I don't care) Valjean decides to make sure the kid is given the best childhood ever.
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Many mixed genres/AUs

(Anonymous)
I love really weird fusions. So, take some genres/AUs, mix them together, and then stick the Les Mis characters in somehow. I just love fitting normal characters in super strange worlds, and seeing how they work.

For example a Wild West/Fantasy AU--Grantaire wins Enjolras, a gorgeous fairy, in a poker game. And then they ride around shooting magical fire/guns at people and rescuing other fairies. Lots of campfire sexytimes and fairy liquor are involved.

Or maybe a Superhero/Canonverse AU--Mutants are oppressed by the government. Valjean is a superhumanly strong man who must protect his daughter, who may or may not have powers, and avoid Inspector Javert, who clearly is hiding powers of his own.

Perhaps a Ghosts/Aliens AU--Courfeyrac is haunting a space shuttle. Jehan is an alien who can communicate with the dead. Together, they uncover a sinister government plot, and need to find a way to stop it from happening. Also, Combeferre's a robot, because why not.

Possibly a Mafia/Steampunk/Coffeeshop AU--Enjolras is the leader of the Mafia. Their home base is a coffeeshop on an airship. I don't actually know, I'm just making crap up at this point. You get the drift.
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Re: Many mixed genres/AUs

(Anonymous)
There's a superhero AU just like that on AO3 - Patchwork Justice - that may be of interest to OP :)
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Oh! quand je dors

(Anonymous)
Hope this hasn't been done...

So apparently Victor Hugo wrote a poem called "Oh! quand je dors," and his friend Franz Liszt put it to music. We listened to it in my piano appreciation class, and I couldn't stop thinking that R would totally have these thoughts about Enjolras.

Even if you don't feel like writing, I recommend checking out the song/poem, because it's beautiful! I suggest Thomas Hampson's version (it's on youtube).
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grantaire/jehan, enjolras/grantaire; late night talks

(Anonymous)
grantaire and jehan talk in the middle of the night about everything. from their combined mental health issues, to the people they care about, to the person they're in love with (which is where the e/R comes in). there's not enough of these two being really good mates. i prefer a romantic friendship between them if you can.

dnw mental illness to be used angst fodder. it's an important issue and i'd prefer it if you didn't use it as just an emphasis for manpain.
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Enjolras/Feuilly

(Anonymous)
Inspired by that fantastic marriage of convinience fic, I really want to see this pairing played straight. Fluff, smut, anything in between. Anything with the two of them odd-coupling it up.
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Re: Enjolras/Feuilly

(Anonymous)
Author of the marriage of convenience fic loves you and hopes you get a fill!
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Gavroche fostered by Javert,

(Anonymous)
the prefect is anxious to make a posotive impression that the force is reforming troublesome youngsters, rather than just keeping them out of sight. So he manages to get his best officers to semi foster children in care.

Javert ends up with Gavroche, (he is not pleased) yet he can't help the feelings that grow

TAC cast please
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Re: Gavroche fostered by Javert,

(Anonymous)
THIS I WANT
I WANT THIS
WANT THIS I
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Enjolras/Grantaire: Mer!Taire and Pirate!Jolras

(Anonymous)
From Tumblr:

AU with Mer!Taire and Pirate!Jolras

Enjolras would be the somewhat insane activist exiled for attempting to overthrow the government so he now sails the sea fighting for LIBERTY.

Grantaire would be the socially rejected mermaid just floating around until he sees a fucking god striding around the deck of a boat.

Naturally he stalks Enjolras.

But as much as he’s infatuated with Enjolras, Grantaire would lose his shit after listening to one too many of Enjolras’ rants about freedom and would just pull himself up onto the deck to tell Enjolras exactly how wrong he was before hiding under the boat freaking out because ‘oh fuck I talked to him!’

Enjolras would yell at him to come back so he could explain how wrong Grantaire was, completely ignoring the fact a fucking mermaid just popped up on deck.

Thus begins a long, complicated, snarky relationship and UST until Courfeyrac figures out the logistics of mer/human sex.

Then they fuck. While fighting.
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire: Mer!Taire and Pirate!Jolras

(Anonymous)
Y E S P L E A S E O H D E A R G O D
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e/r/c

(Anonymous)
Hi! Since I'm having a hard week i decided to try prompting some stuff i like, just to see if anyone will fill it? I hope you do.
So the prompt is: Enjolras and Combeferre are in a relationship and they both want Grantaire to join them. Grantaire thinks they're joking though or he just doesn't want to "ruin" their relatioship. So they start making plans, being sneaky, cornering him and basically ganging up on him until R gives in. (They know that R wants them both, he has admitted it while being drunk or sth.) And in the end they get together and there are fluffy moments.
(I guess you could also write this as enjolras/grantaire or combeferre/grantaire if you don't like the idea of e/r/c?)

Bonus; I love short!R so if you can fit that in too, I'll love you forever!
Thank you for reading my prompt :)
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Re: e/r/c

(Anonymous)
Relevant to your interests, nonners?

http://makinghugospin . livejournal . com/13024.html?thread=6305504#t6305504
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e/r kittenfic

(Anonymous)
enjolras is turned into a kitten. grantaire finds him, and decides to bring the kitten home, keep it as a pet

e is surprised to see r's other sides, the ones r never shows around e

at some point r gets especially drunk and admits how worried he is about e to the kitten, since it's been days and nobody has seen him (and e is shocked to realize how much r cares -- and how much he cares about r

somehow e becomes not-a-kitten-anymore (preferably in front of everyone) and r freaks out until e grabs him and kisses him really hard
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Re: e/r kittenfic

(Anonymous)
Any preferences on how E is turned into a kitten?
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Enjolras/Combeferre marriage, Combeferre/Any, Modern AU

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Combeferre are married. Technically. It comes with tax benefits and hospital visitation rights and health insurance! Most of the time they don't pay much attention to it though. Then one day Combeferre starts casually dating someone(s?) and Enjolras, without any warning, very seriously sits down with the two(/three/whatever)of them and attempts to file for divorce.

Bonus if afterwards Enjolras also starts dating someone and just completely forgets to tell him about his marital state.
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Re: Enjolras/Combeferre marriage, Combeferre/Any, Modern AU

(Anonymous)
*AGGRESSIVELY PITCHES TENT*

(also if, ah, hypothetically I wrote this... do you want it to end in divorce or for them to stay married?)
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Alpha Javert guilt over OmegaMadeleine pregnancy

(Anonymous)
ABO verse, obviously

At some point Madeleine goes into heat and Javert helps him out, while managing to successfully avoid the soul-bonding, clean tidy, once only. However, to his horror, he discovers a few months later that the mayor is pregnant.

Cue a huge quantity of guilt at having caused such a situation, not taken herbs etc, guilt not alieveted by the fact the mayor is thrilled to be having a child.
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Re: Alpha Javert guilt over OmegaMadeleine pregnancy

(Anonymous)
Take my children, all my children!
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