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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Inspired by the Valvert breeding kink

(Anonymous)
Give me a chubby post-baby Javert in a pair of stockings, lacy drawers, and a chemise.
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Re: Inspired by the Valvert breeding kink

(Anonymous)
*chitters with joy* And he's grouchy because he's still too tubby, he's months away from returning to work and his nipples are tender.
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e/R, literal Apollo

(Anonymous)
When Grantaire met Enjolras, he started calling him Apollo because, well, just look at him. He couldn't figure out why the others found it so funny.

Turns out, American Gods style, that Enjolras is the literal incarnation of Apollo, reduced to near-mortal state but still just divine enough that some people see through his mortal shell. What happens when Grantaire realizes that the holy three (Combeferre, Courfeyrac, and Enjolras) are literally divine? What's it like to be an artist suddenly finding yourself in love with a Greek god?

So many bonus points if Courf is Aphrodite or some other mythology's parallel. Combeferre would make a great Athena. Just putting that out there. *G*
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Re: e/R, literal Apollo

(Anonymous)
I seriously love this prompt. Really hope it gets filled! *pitches tent*
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Grantaire is dating [Ami] and he really, really loves them. Most of the time, he feels like the feeling is mutual and on the same level with his affections. But, sometimes, [Ami] makes some offhanded comments such as "Oh wow this guy I know is really attractive" and other things like that and Grantaire's heart just drops and he feels really inadequate and like his partner would probably rather have someone other than him. The partner may not necessarily mean it that way, but it doesn't stop Grantaire from feeling awful because of it.

It dooesn't matter if it gets resolved or not. He doesn't even have to confront his partner about it; maybe he could just be spilling his guts to a friend or something?
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I am so going to write this because I am in the same situation at this exact moment. I should have it by tomorrow for you~
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V/Vj Branding

(Anonymous)
A 'punish-me-Monsieur-Madeleine' situation where Valjean punishes Javert not with sex (though he would like to but wouldn't dare because internalized homophobia) but by branding him. It's sort of Valjean working out his residual bitterness towards the Inspector and totally not because he loves to see Javert whimper and cry, nope, not at all.
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Re: V/Vj Branding

(Anonymous)
Oh, Lord. Javert biting in to a strip of fabric, whimpering and sobbing as his skin is seared with the same brand they use for the police horses. Hnnnn.
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E/R

(Anonymous)
So, I'd like to see Enjolras and Grantaire in a game of love!
In which, they still argue during the meeting but in a more constructive way and they secretly enjoys it. And afterwards, Grantaire relentlessly flirts with enjolras and Enjolras relentlessly play coy with him.
Grantaire loves Enjolras deeply, and Enjolras admits there is chemistry between them. But they keep playing the game because they are afraid to take the next step. And also, Enjolras thinks Grantaire is too much of a playboy (or something) that he will never take him seriously, that once the fun is over he will leave Enjolras.

I'm thinking that something angsty needs to happen to get those two together. their exes showing up or Enjolras getting injured or something.

In the end if you could give me Grantaire manhandling Enjolras and kissing him senseless, I'll be a one happy gal for the rest of the year!
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E/R

(Anonymous)
Enjolras is a pushy bottom who absolutely loves getting fucked. Grantaire loves to tease him about it (maybe even to the extent of dropping hints in his counter-speeches at meetings).

If this could somehow work out to be canon era, that would be fantastic--however, modern AU would be great too!
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Re: E/R

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If anyone manages a fill with canon-era Grantaire making a crack about a posteriori knowledge [in what only Enjolras realizes is the Biblical sense], I will bake you a cake.
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Two-Sided Confrontation

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Madeleine notices that Javert looked into Valjean's personal history and decides to look into Javert's in turn. Receiving the details from the Paris police when he gets back from Arras, he is humbled: not only was Javert born into great difficulty, but the police felt the need to have an extensive profile of him. When Javert finally confronts him, Valjean decides to draw a parallel between Javert's childhood and that of Cosette.

"Yes, I was born with the scum of the earth, but I was pure, a pureness which that same scum mocks even now!"

"And what of little Cosette? Are you and she not the same in purity?"

"..."

The question is: what happens next?
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Re: Two-Sided Confrontation

(Anonymous)
OP: To clarify, I'm not saying Valjean's one line is the entire effort he makes to establish a parallel. I saw it as just a sample of something more involved, probably hinging on Valjean leading Javert to realize he isn't lying about needing to rescue a child. And maybe Javert has a retort ready, but I would say that's up to interpretation.
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Enjolras/Fem!Grantaire: Pregnant!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Female!Grantaire pregnant with Enjolras baby and Enjolras being proud baby daddy.

Bonus points for:
- Enjolras always touching/kissing R's belly.
- Enjolras talking to the baby.
- The other Amis being over protective.
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Re: Enjolras/Fem!Grantaire: Pregnant!Grantaire

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Enjolras would be lecturing the baby on the rights of men before it's even born, probably before it even had the ability to hear.
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combeferre/grantaire

(Anonymous)
best friends that fall in love
i just want all the tooth-rotting fluff
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Re: combeferre/grantaire

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Baww. Yes please!
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any/any, orgasm denial, oversensitivity, possible d/s

(Anonymous)
person A fucks person B so slowly they are on the edge of insanity, but whenever B gets really close A slows down/stops/puts a cock ring on/you get the point. eventually B is a withering mess and when A finally lets him come, he keeps on fucking him for [a period of time], having spent the time mapping the other's body to make sure he hits his prostata with every. single. thrust.
this is a completely shameless porn request but if you want to put plot in there, be my guest
i'm partial to e/r, jehan/courf, jehan/r, bahorel/feuilly and really, courf/anyone, but if you have an OTP go for it.
DNW scat, watersport, severe pain play (excluding, of course, the oversensitivity), nechrophilia, dub con or non con. beyond that everything is on the table, so you can pick and mix all the kinks your little heart desires.
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Re: any/any, orgasm denial, oversensitivity, possible d/s

(Anonymous)
SECOND
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Dominant!Omega!Javert & Submissive!Alpha!Valjean

(Anonymous)
I love me some breeding kink! Lets subvert it!

Javert may be an Omega but that doesn't mean he's going to be a whimpering, helpless brood mare for some meat-headed Alpha. He loves to dominate his parners which turns pretty much all Alphas off. Valjean on the other hand has had no will to dominate since Toulon and it far too meek for most Omega's tastes. Because of this Valjean takes to being Javert's 'tamed' Alpha very well.

All kinks are fair game but OP would especially enjoy bondage, animal play (Javert referring to Valjean with horse terminology) and edging. If you can work some dirty talk in, all the better.
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Re: Dominant!Omega!Javert & Submissive!Alpha!Valjean

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OP: Damn it italics, you had one job and you didn't stop!
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E/R Adultery

(Anonymous)
- Enjolras's parents have had enough and arrange him to get married to the daughter of a well-off family friend.
- Enjolras treats her well, but only out of a sense of duty, as he is uninterested in women/men/romance. His wife feels lonely and bitter by his lack of desire.
- Grantaire still loves and follows Enjolras, and insists on intruding into his domestic sphere as well. He decides to seduce Enjolras's wife, as a way to stay close to Enjolras, and out of a misguided sense of jealousy and revenge. Enjolras's wife is all too eager to start an affair with a man who will pay her attention, and also considers it as a form of revenge against her husband.
- Enjolras finds out.

How it ends is up to the author; I'm mostly looking for lots of angst.
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Javert/Valjean - Mutual Awkwardness

(Anonymous)
So, Javert hasn't got much friends (if any in the book), but not because of being devoted to his work 24/7. In fact, he would very much like to have a friend: But, to his disadvantage, he might just be the most socially awkward policeman in all of France, has no clue how to make friends, and ends up isolating himself and pushing people away in the fear or being ridiculed or hurt. And he hates all of it; His self-imposed exile, himself, others for making friends and keeping them so effortlessly, to name a few.

Valjean notices this, and tries to befriend him; Problem is, he is no more experienced in the whole friendship thing and so, naturally, it's chaos at best and a disaster at the very worst: Uncomfortable silences, accidental insults and clumsy, forced conversations are far too common for them.

I just want to see two socially awkward middle-aged French penguins trying to be friends, but going about it horribly. OP is totally okay with any era and adaptation, but as far as the characterization goes, I think that Crowe!vert and Val!Jackman would suit the fill the best. But feel free to write anyone you prefer.
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awkward middle-aged French penguins...
My mind imagined them as actual penguins and I am 2460gone now...
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Enjolras is black

(Anonymous)
Basically, anything with that. Modern AU would probably make more sense. I know that Enjolras is canonically pale, blonde, and blue eyed, and so it makes sense to describe him that way, but I'd love to see him just as beautiful and pretty, but with dark skin and eyes and hair, fighting racism and homophobia and all as an actually oppressed member of modern society.

Bonus points for race bending everyone else. Even more bonus points for keeping Enjolras's hair long (probably braids or dreadlocks)
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I want this so painfully much.
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Male Stripper Javert

(Anonymous)
Cosette's friends are throwing her a surprise bachelorette party and naturally they need a stripper (dispite what her clingy dad says) The big night comes and the stripper arrives, he isn't as young as they wanted but he is quite the silver fox, if you haven't guessed already, it's Javert (who, because he has like, no money has gone the poor college girl route and became a stripper to make ends meet)

In the middle of the act Valjean comes in (IDK what he's doing at his daughter's bachelorette party, maybe he's dropping off a penis shaped cake) to see his jailer in a man-kini giving his daughter a lap dance. He reacts accordingly.
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Re: Male Stripper Javert

(Anonymous)
Or maybe he's still investigating the drug ring at that gay bar?
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I know it was not in the same time and age, but.

Javert investigating the disappearance of the Aristocats.
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Re: Javert investigating the disappearance of the Aristocats

(Anonymous)
Lol, only because:

http: // keiko86chan.tumblr.com / post / 45179772895 / ladies-do-not-start-fight-but-they-can#notes

'Javerts do not start fights, but they can finish them'
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A/b/o Alpha Javert, pregnant omega valjean "you're supposed to nest, not nestle"

(Anonymous)
O!Valjean is nearly full term with his mate's child. And he snuggles, pressing close to Javert whenever he can. Endearing enough if it were just in bed, but he's doing it ALL THE TIME. When Javert's trying to work/read, he finds himself being leant on and held.


Biology makes him tolerate it so far but eventually he's had enough, and leaves for work planning to board with one of the other officers.
Valjean keeps sending him messages throughout the day, asking him to come home immediately. He ignores them.
Finally he grumbles to one of the others about the situation, bonus if gisquet, and they recount, oblivious to vpreg, that their otherhalf was much the same just before labour hit.
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Re: A/b/o Alpha Javert, pregnant omega valjean "you're supposed to nest, not nestle"

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Sweet!
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Enjolras/Grantaire

(Anonymous)
I saw this head canon on Tumblr:

"Only Combeferre knows that if you massage the back of Enjolras’s head near the hairline with your fingertips and fingernails he’ll arch his neck and lean into it and make this really cute little noise."

And I'd love fic where one day Grantaire accidentally finds out.
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Courfeyrac/Marius, prostitute!Marius

Marius did not meet Courfeyrac and ended up selling himself at the docks.

Then he met Courfeyrac.
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Beta!Javert and Beta!Valjean

(Anonymous)
They do things. Neither of them gets bonded or knocked up or anything. They look at the alphas and omegas around them and think "Thank sbj that I don't have any of that goin' on."

Just to mix things up.
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Re: Beta!Javert and Beta!Valjean

(Anonymous)
Yes. yES
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Quast!vert and sick Valjean

(Anonymous)
Valjean becomes ill and Quast!very has to, by necessity, look after him...
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Re: Quast!vert and sick Valjean

(Anonymous)
Dawwww. Javert is trying his best to be a good friend but he's Javert.
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Enjolras, not Marius is the one to stay alive.
(E\R or without pairings at all if i dare ask of it)
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ohh, do want!
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fem!Javert/fem!Valjean

(Anonymous)
PWP
one of them is fucking another with a strap-on
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Eponine/Javert- Bathing

(Anonymous)
Craving a good ol' bathing scene.
Gimme Javert scrubbing her down, washing her hair, just making her clean. Maybe he's had enough of the grime, maybe he likes the age difference and how tiny she is compared to him- wait, yeah, all my love if there is size difference kink.
I just really want him to start sensually playing with her. Dragging out the moment til she's begging for it.
No dub or non-con please! Established relationship or UST leading to explosive sex preferred!
Even more love if he cums in his pants after giving her a petit mort in the tub. ;)
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Re: Eponine/Javert- Bathing

(Anonymous)
This is my shameful secret pairing and I need it right now.
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prompt: exr, grantaire!whump, oblivious!panicked!enjolras, angsty!fluff

(Anonymous)
grantaire is in really bad shape -- really really sick or badly injured, either's fine -- and everyone's worried/scared for him, but (of course) enjolras freaks out to a level beyond that.

p. much anything else is okay from there -- worried!e is yay, les amis promising to stay right by r the whole time and then still having to drag e away = :::grin:::, e just constantly talking to an unconscious/delirious/etc r = giveittome...

...yeah so basically the more awful things done to grantaire and the more awful enjolras feels the happier i will be
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Re: prompt: exr, grantaire!whump, oblivious!panicked!enjolras, angsty!fluff

(Anonymous)
does OP have a preference for established relationship or not? :)
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