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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
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10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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Enjolras has anorexia and Grantaire's talk of him being a god, perfect, etc only makes it worse

Wow, I could see this.

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I'm not too picky about how you accomplish it, I just want Enjolras/Grantaire with Enjolras coming in his pants.


I know this is from 2013 but,,,,I want to fill

Hogwarts AU pwp

For some reason I really want Professor!Javert/Percy Weasley plotless smut.

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oh holy shit this is glorious i am terrible at writing Javert but i might seriously work on this because percy weasley is my favorite thing ever and the two of them would be so "no we can't but... oh fuck we want to" and wowowow please.

(did you have a particular Percy age in mind? because i mean i assume from the prompt it's school aged but Percy coming back to visit on Ministry regulations while sorting out the school post-war and so he's still very young and Javert is a new hire and wow i am too many feelings about this)

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Any/Any, dom/sub PETPLAY: leash, petting, hand feeding


Character A sometimes keeps Character B leashed to their desk as they study/work. B is perfectly content to sit at his/her master's feet, resting their head in the others lap and being pet and fed treats.

Smut appreciated but not necessary.

Enjolras/Grantaire, ass worship

Grantaire can't keep his hands off Enjolras' ass. When they walk down the street, he has his hand tucked into E's back pocket. When they're cuddling, he has his hand resting on it. When they're fucking, Grantaire keeps squeezing and pinching and slapping and kissing, etc. Enjolras totally does not mind. In fact, he's quite smug about it.

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*sets up camp*

Enjolras/Grantaire/Combeferre, Daddy Kink

Grantaire has two daddies.

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haha omg someone please fill this i;ll give you my first child in payment

E/R; R gets turned on by Enjolras stretching

Just what it says on the tin! Enjolras is incredibly flexible, which R finds out when he sees him stretching/doing yoga/something that involves sexy positions. Enjolras is an airhead about it and has no idea how hot he is.
That's all I need in my life. If anon wants to add sex/the other Amis also getting turned on/anything else, that's cool with me.

Minifill 1/2 (that will probably become 3)

I have a research paper to work on and I'm here instead *shrug*. I tried my best! I'll probably add sex but I should really do my homework...


Grantaire has A Thing for Enjolras' body, it's no secret. Everyone in the group can probably admit that Enjolras is fit. The guy does yoga and pilates and, for some reason, likes jogging. Grantaire actually kind of despises him for being so good looking and fit and smart all at the same time. It's like Enjolras was specifically created and sent to Earth just to ruin Grantaire's life.

And make him jerk off. A lot. Grantaire feels bad, sometimes, because Enjolras is his friend and he knows it's weird to jerk off to images of his friend. It's also weird that almost everything he paints nowadays are images of Enjolras. Sometimes he purposefully doesn't paint a face so he can convince himself that it's someone else.

The golden locks on the faceless figures tell him otherwise.

He feels particularly bad when he jerks off right before meetings, because it's like watching porn: after getting off to it, you're kind of repulsed by it until next time. While Grantaire could never be repulsed by Enjolras, he finds it hard looking him in the eye or even looking at him at all.

Today, however, Grantaire can't not at him. He apparently just came from yoga and he's wearing gym shorts that are possibly too short, and he can't imagine being behind Enjolras while doing Downward Dog without getting quite the eyeful.

That sends Grantaire's thoughts spiraling down into a dark, dark abyss, filled with thoughts of Enjolras on his hands and knees, and Grantaire coming in from behind and--


No, he's not going there.

It's one thing to jerk off in the privacy of his own shower or bedroom to thoughts of Enjolras. It's an entirely different thing to jerk off in the bathroom of the cafe while the man of your thoughts and fantasies is in the same building.

Instead, he just watches. Enjolras is still apparently in yoga mode; he's loose and languid and bends almost unnecessarily.

Grantaire is so hard it hurts. He just sinks into his seat and wishes the ground would open up and swallow him whole. He can't get up without exposing himself, but he's going to come in his pants if this goes on any longer. Enjolras yawns, stretching his arms up above his head, going up on his tip-toes for that full-body stretch, and Grantaire's jaw drops almost comically.

He manages to remember to close his mouth, swallowing hard.

The meeting ends and his Enjolras-induced boner has mostly gone away, but he's going to need the most intense one-on-one session when he gets home.

"Hey, Grantaire," Enjolras says, stopping him before he leaves the cafe with an arm on his elbow.

Enjolras knows. He can read minds and knows Grantaire has been touching himself to images of him for a long time and he's planning on doing it for hours when he gets home tonight. He knows and he's going to tell Grantaire he's gross and unclean and creepy.

"Jehan bailed on me for yoga on Tuesdays. You did ballet, right? I know it's stupid to want a buddy, but I feel silly when I go by myself, like everyone is staring." Enjolras' cheeks are a little pink.

People are definitely staring at Enjolras, Grantaire is convinced. But it's not because they're laughing at him. They probably all have the dirtiest thoughts about him. What's not to love? He has beautiful golden blond hair, he's tall, he has lean muscle, and he has sparkling blue eyes that are filled with passion and earnestness. He'd probably be great in bed.

Not to mention all the yoga poses he probably knows. Christ, Grantaire is going to regret this.

"Okay," Grantaire finds himself saying.

What has he done?

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Courfeyrac/Grantaire, Enjolras in love with Grantaire

Courfeyrac and Grantaire start dating, Enjolras does not react well.

Please no fake dating just to make Enjolras jealous, I'd love to see at least the beginnings of an actual, happy relationship between Courf and Grantaire.

Happy ending preferred, be it Enjolras/Grantaire, Courfeyrac/Grantaire or Courfeyrac/Enjolras/Grantaire.

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Would love love love this scenario, will wait here till it gets done!

enjolras/grantaire, past self harm

enjolras kisses the scars on grantaire's thighs whilst he fucks him with his fingers and/or a toy

D/S kitty play foursome

R is Enjolras' obedient little kitty. Courfeyrac is Jehan's proud owner.
They set up a playdate.

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Out of pure curiosity (because I love this prompt and need to see it filled), do you want strictly E/R and C/J, or would you mind some mixing or a foursome?

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Rare Pairing: Valjean/Marius

Valjean and Marius have delicious man-sex. The reason is ultimately up to the author as long as these two get together.

All kinks welcome.

Grantaire spanking Enjolras

Please, this is all I want out of life.

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jesus christ please

Enjolras/Grantaire Modern Au please!

quoted from a fic in the previous round Grantaire "...was absolutely relentless when he decided he was going to cheer one of their friends up."

I want a 13 and one where Grantaire goes out of his way to make Les Amis cheer up. Like huge extremes, like a starting a food fight, or paint fight, or acting like a total goof ball just to make his friends laugh.

and then the last one where the amis or Enjolras makes Grantaire happy on a bad day.

Bonus point:
*Enjolras' point of view and Grantaire just makes Enjolras fall more in love with him because of all his silly ways.
*Jehan and Grantaire are brotps.

*I say 13 and one because I want to see all the les amis, plus Cossete,Mushcietta, Eponine and Gavroche as an individual chapter/section. However it can be five and one.

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so, i'm not promising anything, but my last exam is tomorrow, meaning i'll have all this free time to write. and i really like this idea. like, a lot, i am a major sucker for friendship fic.

i shall maybe possibly have something up in a couple of days, muse permitting.

Enjolras finally gets his shit together and realizes that he likes Grantaire, so he asks him out. The only problem: Grantaire is straight, or at any rate he doesn't like Enjolras like that, it was really just platonic love and admiration. I don't care if it ends with E/R or gen I just want to see how this would play out.

E/R Modern AU!

Potential TW: talks about death, illness, chemo and general angsty and sadness.

This has been on my mind for a while and I finally decided to listen to the little voice in my head telling me to prompt it.

Grantaire is diagnosed with cancer. I want Les Amis' reaction to the fact that their friend might die. Grantaire's struggle with the diagnoses, the treatment, etc. Enjolras' reaction, and how he copes.

Happy Ending please!

Bonus points:
-Realistic portrayal. (doesn't have to be 100% medically correct but please no instant acceptance, suddenly everything okay etc)
-How it affects Engolras and Grantaire's relationship? (Do they have one, or does this make Enjolras realize his feeligns?)

Make me cry, beat me, kill me, rip me apart, but then put me back together please! Because Sad endings are sad, and I like happy endings best!

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Wow... I'd really like to write something for this. It'll probably end up being way longer than I expected lol

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I forgot whether this has been prompted before, but how about a happy AU where Fantine survives, Marius and Cosette get married, and Fantine and Gillenormand have to make funny/awkward/political/any kind of conversation at the wedding.

Art prompt

A Javert version of "I Want My Hat Back." How is this not a thing that's happened yet?

animal crossing!

Valjean finds himself in a strange little town inhabited by talking animals and winds up becoming mayor. I JUST... NEED LOTS OF CUTE, OK (and lots of Isabelle)

bonus if Valjean takes super good care of all the plants himself

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Javert is Resetti

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Courfeyrac modern

So not one of the 12 stories I follow on AO3 have updated in over two weeks so I am very sad.

That is unrelated to my prompt but someone take pity on me and fill this please :)

Very unspecific prompt, all I want is a modern AU that ships Courfeyrac with pretty much anyone (though I'd prefer not Jehan, I don't know why.) Threesomes welcome!

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No threesomes, but this (http://archiveofourown.org/series/48092) may be relevant to your interest.

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joly/bossuet silliness

To liven things up in bedroom, they roleplay as other couples. "Sexy Mayor and Emotionally-Constipated Police Guy" is one of their favorite games, right up there with "Sexy Police Guy and Super-Buff Prisoner." Or else Bossuet just puts on a red coat and a yellow pillowcase on his head and orders Joly to lick his boots.

The whole thing kind of unraveled when they somehow wound up pretending to be each other and got into a fight about who gets to be Musichetta, though.

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I just need this a lot someone please I am on the floor begging you

E/R R/Other (TW: abuse)

Probably best as Modern AU.

Grantaire, trying to move on from his pinning for Enjolras, starts dating a new guy. He seems nice, funny, charming etc and all the Amis like him and are happy that R seems to be getting over Enjolras. All except Enjolras himself, who dislikes the guy on principle and is convinced that he's no good for Grantaire. At first everyone assumes (including Enj when he admits it to himself) that this is because he's jealous no longer having R's attention all to himself and that he's starting to realise his own feelings.

He tries to get over it and be happy for R, but more and more, because he's looking out for the cracks, he notices that the new guy really isn't any good for R, that he's possessive and controlling and emotionally manipulative etc and that R has become more withdrawn from the group as he's been dating him (bascially guy is an abusive arsehole). However, he has no proof, R denies it when confronted and most of the rest of the group assume he's still jealous. But that's not going to stop Enjolras steping in, especially now he has realised his own feelings.

Lots of angst ahead but preferably happy E/R ending.

TL;DR R starts dating someone else who ends up being abusive, E is the only one to notice and do something.

last night on earth-type fic

les amis on the last night before battle based on the song "the kids from yesterday." it can be any pairing author wants/no real pairings, and can be either canon-era or modern au. i just want some last night on earth feels.

D/s, Enjolras/Grantaire, Grantaire forgets the safeword

Basically, there's a scene in which Grantaire needs to safeword, but he completely blanks and can't think of it, and crying stop isn't working, because that's not the safeword, and it takes Enjolras way too long to realize that something's gone wrong.

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i need this like air

JVJ puppy play

Because I've read fic that hints at it but I don't know if I've ever read one that goes all the way.


Valjean was sitting on the bed, trembling slightly as he pulled his shoes off. Javert walked over and put his fingers under Valjean's chin, lifting his head up so their eyes met. With the ball of his thumb, he stroked Valjean's cheek. "Are you sure you want to do this?"


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