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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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Check in at Round 7!


Ghost Gavroche

(Anonymous)
He's the most rascally little poltergeist you ever did see! He plays tons of obnoxious pranks on the living (and never leaves Marius alone)

+ His ghostly spirit stops Javert from jumping.

Re: Ghost Gavroche

(Anonymous)
Not even going to lie, that sounds cool.

Enjolras/Combeferre, secretly married

(Anonymous)
Anything where Enjolras and Combeferre get married initially for practical reasons but after they move in together make the transition from partners to domestic partners. They didn't say anything to Les Amis when they were married since at that time it was just a legal practicality, but then one of them is injured and their relationship is revealed.

Gen, Crack. AU; Javert Can't Escape Valjean

In the brick, Javert and Valjean keep crossing paths. This can either be seen as some romantic omen or whatever, but Javert ends up seeing it in a different way. Instead of committing suicide he decides to leave France and go as far away as possible, in hope never to meet Valjean again.

...It doesn't work.

A/B/O Enjolras, Grantaire/Bahorel

(Anonymous)
With the way Grantaire stares at him during meetings, everyone's fairly sure that he and Enjolras will end up together eventually. Then something happens and he's bonded to Bahorel and all of them are confused about how that happened,but somehow they just work together.

Would prefer Omega!Grantaire and Alpha!Bahorel, but if you switch it, that's fine, too.

Bonus points for sex and for Bahorel being really gentle during it.

DARK!Javert

(Anonymous)
Javert's moral dissonance dosen't drive him to suicide, but it drives him in to a subtle kind of madness. He becomes Valjean's acquaintance, then friend, then lover (Valjean, always the one to believe the best of people, takes Javert's strange behavior as a personality quirk) as Cosette begins to draw farther and farther away from her Papa, Valjean becomes more and more sullen. It pains Javert to see the man he loves so torn up, in his maddness he can see only one way to end Valjeans pain, by poisoning him and putting him out of his misery. Javet is disturbingly comforting as the poison takes effect, totaly convinced that he is doing the most humane thing.

Re: DARK!Javert

(Anonymous)
I want this. I didn't know it, but I do. Between a truckload of WIP's and RL I can't do it. Somebody please fill this?

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Baby fluff

(Anonymous)
I just really want some cute babies and happy families/parents. My favs are Marius/Cosette, Marius/Cosette/Courfeyrac, Joly/Bossuet/Musichetta, Eponine/Feuilly, or just Feuilly adopting a baby or an older kid. Canon era, canon au, or modern au is fine.

Re: Baby fluff

(Anonymous)
My vote is for Marius/Cosette

Javert/Patron-Minette Gangbang

(Anonymous)
The gang, after their escape, decide to take revenge on a certain inspector. They each take turns fucking Javert and subjecting him to whatever (sexy) tortures you like. All kinks welcome but I would especially enjoy seeing double penetration, dehumanization and facials. Bonus for them returning him to the police half dead, naked and leaking cum.

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Rent AU ( Combeferre + Eponine/Cosette)

(Anonymous)
I know there's plenty of Rent AUs in the fandom but I really wanted to read one with Combeferre as Mark, Éponine as Maureen and Cosette as Joanne. I'd like it to focus on their relationship ( but you can include other characters and other ships as background if you want ) because Combeferre would still help eponine and consequently cosette even thought he feels bad and lonely because he's a darling and I just want to love him so much

bonus point if you could somehow include scenes from the tango maureen with both combeferre and cosette ( unconsciously bonding ) acknoledging how much eponine is crazy and how they would fall for her still anyhow aoisjaosjaposjoapjsa help


super bonus point for take me or leave because YES

Reincarnation E/R

(Anonymous)
Reincarnation AU where they all have different names in each life and don't remember who they were, at least initially. Enjolras and Grantaire are in an established relationship, knowing each other only by their current-life names (ie, not Enjolras or Grantaire). Everything is going great, until one day, the one who used to be Enjolras calls out "Grantaire" in bed, and the one who used to be Grantaire has no idea who that is. (You can swap the roles if you want, I'm not picky.)

Angst ensues, until they figure out what happened and realize that they loved each other across lifetimes. Then more sexy sex.

Beyond that, I don't really care. I'd love a happy ending, but do what you want in terms of kinks, backstories, other pairings, whatever.

Joly & Enjolras bonding over bad puns

(Anonymous)
Their humors are perfectly balanced--in cringeworthiness. Joly chuckles at Enjolras' "check the pulse" pun, and Enjolras' marble face occasionally cracks a smile at Joly's equally horrible attempts at wit.

Bonus for Bossuet and Combeferre or Courfeyrac bemoaning their friends' terrible puns, while contributing some of their own.

Re: Joly & Enjolras bonding over bad puns

(Anonymous)
*snort*. That is exactly how I make friends!

Javert's landlady

(Anonymous)
Inspired by a different fic:

Javert's landlady is always looking after the Inspector and reminding him to take care of himself. If he's sick she forces him to stay home, she makes it a point to force him to eat at least once a day and has chased him through the snow on several occasions to give him a scarf he 'forgot'.

Just a cute little gen fic.

Re: Javert's landlady

(Anonymous)
Daww, And maybe he secretly does nice things for her, like washing the dishes when she goes to bed and buying her Christmas gifts.

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Pseudo-Insest Alpha!Cosette & Omega!Valjean

(Anonymous)
No one expects sweet, little Cosette to be an Alpha until she scents Valjean in heat. Since Valjean is unbonded and super repressed and Cosette has no idea what is happening to her and dosn't have a lot of self control they end up fucking to the point of collapse. The next morning is full of shame, guilt and tears.

Re: Pseudo-Insest Alpha!Cosette & Omega!Valjean

(Anonymous)
I shouldn't want this I shouldn't want this I shouldn't want this...

I want this.

Oh man, oh man, Valjean doing a roundway walk-of-shame through the woods and back, wondering if he's pregnant, and Cosette questioning their class standing and fretting over the possibility of a child aaaaand...

Yes, yes, this has all the potential to be amazing yes.

valvert Breeding Kink

(Anonymous)
Omega!Javert gets off on Alpha!Valjean dirty-talking him about how full and fertile he looks and how he's going to fill him up with his children. Bonus if they already have kids.

Re: valvert Breeding Kink

(Anonymous)
I say throw in some domestication for this smut parade. Valjean wants Javert barefoot and pregnant for the rest of his breeding days (esp. if this is before Javert knows who Valjean really is). No more hunting criminals, just spreading his cheeks for the real man of the house.

Maybe some belly kink as well. No more snuff, just eating to get huge and swollen with Valjean's kids. Your Mileage Varies and all, but damn, wouldn't that make my day!

...Fetishes, man. The things they make you say.

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so pretty much everyone knows enjolras and grantaire are dating but they insist on keeping it a secret

courfeyrac gets fed the fuck up with it and goes about seducing one of them every time they're around so they'll be forced to admit nO I'M TAKEN!!!

Into the white

(Anonymous)
SOMEBODY PLEASE WRITE ME A LES AMIS INTO THE WHITE AU PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
THANKS!!!!!

Into the white au

(Anonymous)
SOMEBODY WRITE ME A LES AMIS INTO THE WHITE AU PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
THANKS!!!
Ps I check MHS tag on A03

Valjean meets the Slenderman

(Anonymous)
So, when Valjean was on his way to pick up Cosette from the Thenardiers, he went to the woods but instead of meeting Cosette there, he saw the Slenderman.

This can be crack or creepy or with porn.

Re: Valjean meets the Slenderman

(Anonymous)
What if the Slenderman was trying to take Cosette but Valjean kicks Slendy's pale ass back to the phantom zone and saves the day?!?

"Do Not Forget Me, 2460--*smack*"

(Anonymous)
Valjean kisses Javert at the very end of the song. Everyone sees it. Javert goes to report the assault, since he can't just club a paroled citizen with impunity, and it goes before the tribunal. But something goes awry: guards and prisoners alike are saying that Javert kissed Valjean. As it turns out, everyone hates Javert for one reason or another, so they want him to suffer. The tribunal dismisses Javert from duty, for his grossly unprofessional behavior. Javert is forced to leave the ranks in disgrace.

He sees Valjean leaving on parole and decides to follow him on his journey. One: he wants to watch him for any delinquency. Two: he wants Valjean to admit that he kissed Javert, which he so far has not done. Three: he needs to look wherever he can to find work, once again. Four: he wants to know why Valjean kissed him in the first place.

Valjean says he doesn't know. And he's telling the truth.

Re: "Do Not Forget Me, 2460--*smack*"

(Anonymous)
I don't usually ship V/J but I love this prompt

So I was listening to 'New Words' sung by John Owen-Jones and now I need fluffy things

AU where Javert adopts Gavroche when he's very little and every day he teaches him new words :'3

Ponies pooping rainbows for whoever does this *-*

There is also a version of New Words sung by Philip Quast but I cannot seem to find it :(

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Javert the caterpillar

(Anonymous)
He's just so hungry all the time and eats anything he can get his hands on, his co-workers are worried about him then they outright panic when he disappears for a week. When he returns he has the most flamboyantly colored butterfly wings on his back, much to everyone's delight.

Re: Javert the caterpillar

(Anonymous)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

E/R Long Hair

(Anonymous)
Preferably canon-verse.
In which Enjolras is considering getting his long locks cut for some reason (maybe bc of an offhand comment; he doesn't really pay attention to his hairstyle), and Grantaire desperately tries to convince Enjolras not to get it cut w/o making it too obvious that he just really likes Enjolras' hair (and Enjolras himself).

Modern AU, Enjolras has depression

(Anonymous)
There is a ton of fics where Grantaire (and something other ami's) has depression or another mental illness but I really want one where Enjolras gets it (because it can happen to anyone) and he gets really tired all the time and is just more down and doesn't feel like he can find the will to hold meetings or even get out of bed until finally Combeferre drags him to the doctor and he gets antidepressants and slowly gets better :)

Re: Modern AU, Enjolras has depression

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Seconded!

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Enjolras/Grantaire: From Tumblr

(Anonymous)
Enjolras pinning R to a wall because of ROMANTIC PASSION only for R to visibly flinch because he thinks he’s going to be hit rather than kissed.

Re: Enjolras/Grantaire: From Tumblr

(Anonymous)
i just made a D: face irl, but damn, i really want to read this fic.

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Grantaire/Enjolras, kids

(Anonymous)
Enjolras can get pregnant (a/b/o, mpreg, genderswap, whatever). Grantaire gets him pregnant. Enjolras works for as long as he can, and Grantaire stays at home with their babies while Enjolras gets back to work as quickly as physically possible. Not that he doesn't love his kids, but they need money and the world has to be changed.

Grantaire is the world's best dad. He has a studio in their house, and thus he sometimes moves a crib in there. He adores his children, he gives them paper and lets them draw with him as they get older, he picks them up and tosses them around, he makes sure they're fed and healthy, when one of them cries in the night, he's up to get it no matter what he's doing.

Enjolras loves his babies too, but he's slightly more flummoxed by them. He's bad at diaper changes, he's bad at comforting them, but he adores them ridiculously and can't wait until they're old enough to become his little revolutionaries. Either way, based on society (he's an omega, a girl, or a man who can get pregnant) people think he's a failure.

(As a note, if you don't like mpreg or genderswap, they could also adopt, which would make it more cute parent Grantaire instead of 'seen as failure of a parent' Enjolras. Either way :P)

Re: Grantaire/Enjolras, kids

(Anonymous)
Oh man, I really want to read this.

E/R

(Anonymous)
Enjolras meets Grantaire, Combeferre's heart recipient.

Re: E/R

(Anonymous)
i just made a horrible gurgling sound you should be ashamed i have been craving a fic like this since forever in any permutation of these three and just AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so yeah basically +10000000

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