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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Possibly Gen Valjean/Javert 5 Times

(Anonymous)
How about a 5 times where Javert mistakes another man for Valjean and tries to arrest him or whatever, and one time he talks to or questions Valjean (for another case or something) without realizing it's Valjean?
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J/VJ: What's in a Name

(Anonymous)
Post-Seine; established relationship.
Javert calling Valjean by different names at different times/occasions.
Suggestions: "mon ami", "Jean", "Valjean", "Fauchelevent" (in public), "24601" (only in case of very heightened emotions) - or whichever *author* chooses.
Could be a 5 things!fic: 5 names Javert calls Valjean and the one he never calls him (or really wants to, but doesn't dare).
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Re: J/VJ: What's in a Name

(Anonymous)
Taken! It won't be a very big piece, but then it won't take very long either :)
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Gavroche and de-aged!Javert

(Anonymous)
Somehow Javert is de-aged (preferably with all his memories) and is now making his way as a street urchin until he figures out how to un-do whatever de-aged him in the first place. He falls in with Gavroche who lets Javert sleep in the eliphant and helps the Inspector figure out what happened to him.
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Re: Gavroche and de-aged!Javert

(Anonymous)
I want this.
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A Little TMI Can Hardly Hurt Me Now

(Anonymous)
"A Little Fall of Rain" AU where Marius tells Eponine something and she's like
"That's way more than I needed to know"
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i think this is my favorite prompt ever.
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valvert is here (doot doot)

(Anonymous)
seeing that my earlier prompt, http://makinghugospin.livejournal.com/13488.html?thread=9843120#t9843120 was p much ignored due to the fact that i described it in an unbeleivably cracky way, i've decided to reword it so that someone recognizes ~my absolute GENIUS~ and is inspired to produce porn, also while taking me extremely seriously. we will laugh and shake hands, talk a little bit over some tea and vegan bread rolls, discuss the porn and then tearfully part our separate ways. also, in this fantasy i will have my animal crossing house completely paid off, and there will be five more seasons of my favorite anime.

so, anyways, the prompt:

Javert has had other bosses, or mayors he has worked for before madeline.
however, many (the number of mayors or police chiefs or whoever is up to you) of them were corrupt, and whenever javert had made a mistake, he would always go to them and ask for punishment.

but these mayors/police chiefs/bosses would always punish punish him, making him perform sexual acts among other things. this has really meant nothing to javert, he just assumes he deserves it.

but when he goes to work for madeline.... he thinks that getting punished by that hunky, muscular beefbus wouldn't be all that bad. then he realizes he is probably gay for the mayor. fuck.

so, javert goes about his duties as normal, but every time he has a chance for a tiny slip-up he tries to convince the mayor to punish him.
of course, madeline says no way josé. i mean javert. fuck.

some time passes, javert is sexually frustrated, madeline is confused, all the town thinks theres something going on, business as usual.
but then madeline lifts the cart, and javert has that "oh fuck hes valjean" epiphany.

then he realizes this is a perfect opportunity to be punished.
and he tries to convince the mayor to do this. and by convincing, i mean awkward seduction.
ending 1:
the mayor of course, rejects, and after seeing how sad javert is, he's like fine okay just come to my house we'll work out something.
and when javert comes over,he is surprised by a nice dinner. after the dinner, valjean awkwardly asks him to do the dishes, and maybe sweep the floor a little bit. and dust that lamp.

javert is really pissed off at this point and demands something bigger, then idk it leads to javert saying something about how the other dudes would punish him and then valjean is like "uh javert that s not good" and then idk maybe it leads to kissing/cuddling/ rough sex.

ending 2:
valjean picks up on the fact that javert wants rough sex, and they do it. then afterwords javert mentions how hes been punished before. valjean feels really bad, angst is everywhere. you can p much decide where it goes from there

so thats it. muchos gracias
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valvert high school au

(Anonymous)
where javert and valjean are both in the debate team and they find themselves on opposing sides of a debate.
the debate gets very heated and they both get frustrated as it wears on, and to prove a point they just grab one another and start making out in front of everyone which only succeeds in making them and the whole room forget the entire debate and causes the security to escort them out after javert takes off valjean’s pants in front of everyone
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Re: valvert high school au

(Anonymous)
hmm I think I'm gonna put a tentative claim on this because a.) I did speech & debate in high school for a year and b.) I have more high school au headcanons for valvert than you can shake a stick at...do you mind if ends a bit differently ? maybe they finish the debate, then afterwards Javert ends up dragging him into an empty classroom or a janitor's closet or something ..?
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Greek Mythology AU

(Anonymous)
Grantaire as Hades and Enjolras as Persephone!
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Re: Greek Mythology AU

(Anonymous)
Just once could we have an Inanna and Ereshkigal AU?
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E and R adopt a puppy

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Grantaire have been living together for a little while now when a stray dog shows up and Grantaire does the whole "Can we keep it?" thing until Enjolras agrees. Give me all the fluff you've got!
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Cosette + Fantine

(Anonymous)
The night before her wedding, Fantine comes to Cosette in a dream.
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Re: Cosette + Fantine

(Anonymous)
There is a lady all in white, shelters me by candlelight...
The old song from her childhood came back to Cosette, and suddenly a woman in a thin white gown approached her with soft footsteps. Her blond hair stuck out from her scalp in tiny wisps, and though her eyes and cheeks were sunken, Cosette could tell that she was beautiful. If she had known all along that she was beautiful, perhaps she would not have met her sad fate. Perhaps she would have known that she could do better.
"Cosette," said the woman softly, laying a hand on her shoulder, "my name is Fantine. I am your mother. I have come to bring you good wishes for your wedding tomorrow. Marius is a kind man, and he truly loves you. In this way, your life will be blessed. I have also come to warn you that tomorrow I will come to take your father away. His time has come, and I know that he loves you just as much as I did. But you must be ready to say goodbye to him."
Cosette stared up at her mother in bewilderment. Fantine had come to her in a dream once before, when she was about eleven. But she had not said anything, only emitted a warm heavenly glow. Even then, Papa had refused to tell her anything about her, other than that she had achieved sainthood "through martyrdom". She had almost wished he had said nothing at all, rather than that vague statement, which raised more questions than it answered.
"So he still has not told you the full story," she said. "Well, I will leave that task to him for tomorrow. For now, suffice it to say that he has given his life for your happiness, just as I gave mine for your comfort and safety. You will be taken care of and protected for the rest of your life by Monsieur Pontmercy, and one day, by your sons. You will never experience any pain, any suffering, any inconvenience, they will attend to your every need- "
Cosette screamed. Her scream woke up Marius and Gillenormand across the hall. Of course, her maid, Toussaint, came rushing in to see what was the matter. Cosette ordered her away. It wasn't that she was ungrateful. It was just that the realization of what it meant to be a wealthy married woman in 1833 France had struck her like a ton of bricks. Someone with a wild and brave nature such as hers could not long survive under the strict social conventions and taboos imposed upon her, the illegitimate daughter of a poor grisette. She saw now what all her parents' efforts had amounted to. The Lark was about to be forever trapped in a cage. In that instant, the Blond disappeared in a puff of smoke.
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Any good police dog needs a collar

(Anonymous)
People always wonder why Javert's new stock is so much nicer than most any other policeman or soldier and why he is so careful with how it is situated. The truth is that it is a collar ment for a pet with Madeleine's name and address on a metal plate riveted to the leather.
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I am not sure anyone has prompted this, but the huge amount of Quast!vert made me do it.

So I read somewhere on tumblr that Philip Quast is a teacher at the AIDA (Australia Institute of Dramatic Arts) and when someone is late for his class he either makes them tell bad jokes or makes them go over to where he's standing and spank him.

Therefore: Javert is an instructor in the police academy or something or the other, and when someone is late for his class, he makes them do something ridiculous as punishment.

That's it. That's the prompt.

(Sorry if there's any mistakes, I just put stickers on my keyboard and am trying to get used to them xD)
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Can't fill this, too busy, but this would be great to see.

FYI it was NIDA, not AIDA (quast nut here)
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Christening the house

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Grantaire move in together and proceed to christen their new place by fucking on every single available surface.

All the porn, please.
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Re: Christening the house

(Anonymous)
seconded like woah
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Reincarnation

(Anonymous)
So like a 5 +1 thing and the 5 times Les Amis got reincarnated and couldn't find each other again and the one time that they did. Preferred relationships are E/R, Jehan/Courfeyrac, Marius/Cosette and Bahorel/Feuilly, but honestly, I don't mnd. I don't care why they didn't meet each other but I love sad stories.
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Re: Reincarnation

(Anonymous)
Oh my god tentatively claimed I love stories like this
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Supernatural Crossover/Greek God AU

(Anonymous)
The Amis (plus Marius Eponine Cosette if it pleases you) are greek gods and the Winchester's are on their trail.
All pairings welcome or gen w/e.

(P.S. this is my first time prompting and i am so nervous (>.<))
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A mother's view

(Anonymous)
Please can I have Javert's mother's view on her son, what he was like as a boy, when they were separated.

Also, because I want my heart shredded, please show me her reaction to the news that he is dead, by suicide (Headcanon says she is still alive, around 70 depending on how old she was when he was born)
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Re: A mother's view

(Anonymous)
Seconded! One of the untold depressing stories in Les Mis.
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