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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
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I don't care who the other is, Jehan or Eponine tends to be common, but I'd be cool with anyone from Cosette to Bahorel.

Either way, they're in a relationship with Montparnasse. And at the beginning, Montparnasse insisted that it wasn't serious, wouldn't last, was just for fun, there should be no expectations of romance and dating, and the other agreed to the terms, and it was all well and good.

However, Montparnasse falls in love with the other. And at first he doesn't tell them, not until they decide they want a proper relationship and leave him. And he wants them back, and he tries to convince him that he really does love them, except they think he's just doing it to get sex on the regular. And he tries to get them things and court them to show he's really into them, but his only marketable skills are killing people and looking awesome, so it doesn't quite work, and they think he's just trying to buy them off. But Montparnasse is determined. He will show them he's more than a raging dickwad and a criminal, he can and will be the best goddamn boyfriend ever.

E/R fluff

Enjolras and Grantaire have that big fight (I don't care if they're already in a relationship or not) and Grantaire bursts outside in the rain. Of course he catches a cold, and then Enjolras, ridden by guilt, does his best to take care of miserable, sick Grantaire.
Bonus brownie points: For sarcastic comments from both sides while they are "forced" to spend some time together.
If R is so weak that he literally leans and collapses against Enjolras, falling asleep.
If Combeferre comes to their aid.
If Pininjolras -enough said.

Les Mis/Rent crossover

Combeferre is mark
Enjolras is roger
Grantaire is Mimi
Marius is Joanne
Cosette is Maureen
Eponine is Collins
And Montpanarse is Angel
Have fun.
(Author can change around the characters I just really want a les mis rent crossover fic)

Re: Les Mis/Rent crossover

This exists (kind of)


FWB Feuilly/Bahorel genderswap

Okay, I just really want Bahorel and Feuilly as girls, and them to have a "casual" relationship but they really be in love.

Re: FWB Feuilly/Bahorel genderswap

God I love fem!Bahorel.

It is all tumblr's fault.

AU where Valjean and Javert are married and adopted Cosette when she was a very small baby. They record videos of her as she grows up to show them to Javert's mother who lives on the other side of the country and upload them to youtube.

They become VERY famous with the videos of their growing little girl.

Inspiration for you all

http :// youtu. be/ jgEOSSwEsPE

Enjolras & the Weird Pants Dance

Enjolras gets the feeling that the Amis are loosing focus so one day, when the Amis are really distracted, Enjolras does the Weird Pants Dance (seen here: http: // www . youtube . com / watch? v= 2- LzQ _ 2e3tw) after he is done he just readjusts himself and continues on with the meeting as if nothing has happened.

JVJ dying happily

Valjean and Javert (either because they are lovers or just besties) live out the rest of their days together. They have a ton of grand kids, fund some hospitals and generaly become pillars of society (all the while being the most adorable (and in Javert's case, sassy) old couple in France). die quietly in each other's arms and go to Heaven hand in hand.

Please, I need something to make my sads go away.

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I would offer to take this but, knowing myself as I do, I'd only make it a shitton sadder. You'd die of sads. Everyone dies of sad when I attempt a sweet, fluffy prompt.

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Enjolras is a visionary

He is also blind.
Whether he has always been blind or whether something happens to make him lose his sight is up to you.

Doesn't have to include a pairing, but I am partial to e/R and holy trinity bromance if you want to include it.

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Combeferre/Evariste Galois


Re: Combeferre/Evariste Galois

Oh, yes. Oh, yes indeed.

No promises on timing/length/historical accuracy, but...yes. It will happen.

E/R Ma memoire sale

I know that many people have Louis Garrel as their faceclaim Grantaire. That wasn't exactly what I imagined, but now I watched a gorgeous video of his, Ma memoire sale and I desperately need this exact scene on a fic, with E and R. The touches they share, the atmosphere, just watch the video and do whatever you want with it in order to win my eternal devotion!

J/VJ Belly Kink

Post-Seine. Valjean finds Javert sexy as hell, but he's basically a human beanpole from existing on coffee and tobacco. Cue Valjean's fatherly instincts going into overdrive as he feeds a grumbling Javert up until he has a bit of a tummy.

Re: J/VJ Belly Kink

It's not exact to your prompt, but it should fit the bill:

http : // archiveofourown . org / works / 642592


I saw this on an ask going around Tumblr and I need it:

Grantaire doesn't fuck Enjolras the first time they go to bed together. They were touching, and kissing, when Enjolras pushed R's hand into his pants, below his balls. And while Enjolras is guiding R's fingers into himself and making soft, pleased breathy noises, R realizes suddenly that Enjolras touches himself just like this. He is having R finger him the way he fingers himself. Now he doesn't want to stop. He keeps going while Enjolras squirms, cries, and finally, comes.

Re: Enjolras/Grantaire:

Oh God I need to write this. I'll try my best to find some time until tomorrow.

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Javert does Hot Fuzz

Tell me M-sur-M wouldn't make a perfectly confounding Sandford.

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With Valjean as the innocent-but-turns-out-to-be-crazed commissioner? Oh, I can see that happening!

Javert/Valjean, Candy Candy AU

I found myself wanting a strange thing.

There was that old anime "Candy Candy". Have anyone seen it? If not I explain the plot part which interests me.

Valjean is a nurse/student studying to be a nurse.
Javert is a promising theatre actor. At the rehearsal a stage floodlight falls, and someone who always was in love with Javert pushes him at last juncture out of the x-spot. Despite Javert love towards Valjean he decides to stay with and marry the one who saved him, because that person cannot walk due to the accident. Valjean and Javert have to say goodbye for good.

(Don't blame me, albeit no, blame me)

Re: Javert/Valjean, Candy Candy AU

That is the only reason I never finished watching Candy Candy, omg why would you do this to me? ;A;

e/R, singing

George Blagden, the captain of the e/R ship:

Grantaire sings to serenade Enjolras.

[The video is of our wonderful George Blagden singing I'll Follow You Into The Dark e/R version with modified lyrics. God, I love him.]

Re: e/R, singing

Actually I intend to include just that in this fill: http:// makinghugospin. livejournal. com/13289. html?view=11111657#t11111657

E/R, Piningjolras and general idiocy

Grantaire loves Enjolras. Enjolras loves Grantaire. Both are convinced the other hates them and that their feelings are completely unrequited. Les Amis know all about Grantaire's feelings, but only Combeferre knows about Enjolras.
Bonus points for:
- Enjolras being pretty bad at ordinary social interaction.

Reign of Terror

AU in which the June Rebellion has succeeded and Enjolras has become a member of the new republican government. But like happened in 1793, the Republic takes a radical turn and there is a ferocious prosecution of the enemies of the Republic, and anyone regarded as such is judged by the revolutionary tribunal and executed.

Enjolras believes that extreme measures are necessary in order to secure the ideals of the Republic but Les Amis (or most of them) start to question this way of acting, becoming “enemies of the Republic” themselves.

Basically, I would like to see a very serious confrontation between CapableOfBeingTerrible!Enjolras DeathIMakeUseOfTheeButIHateThee!Enjolras etc. and TheGoodMustBeInnocent!Combeferre and Les Amis. Very Bad Stuff happens (i.e. Jean Prouvaire ends up like André Chenier) and angst everywhere.

I would love Enjolras/Combeferre/Courfeyrac and unrequited e/R but any pairing, threesome or no romance at all is ok.

Just, it is La Terreur so please be merciless.

Please, forgive the simplicity and all the grammar mistakes. I’m not a native English speaker, obviously.

OFPD revisited

Based on a lot of tumblr headcanons....
So, in this Orestes Fasting, Pylades Drunk, Grantaire never understood his feelings for Enjolras.
He kept making excuses and compartmentalizing his feelings and, generally, ignoring the obvious. Whether E does as well is at your discretion

Now it's time for the last stand; he wakes up, Enjolras is about to be shot, the revolution is over, and suddenly everything makes sense. Now he understands.

Now, my prompt is for the continuation of this revelation. For whatever reason;- modern AU, different repression tactics in canon era, w/e- the National Guard don't kill anyone, they arrest them.
Arrest is not going free- they go to trial, maybe get kicked around by a couple angry Royalists while in jail, will possibly be executed for heresy- but Grantaire and E have to deal with Feelings

Re: OFPD revisited

There doesn't even need to be very different tactics, just a different commander. Look at Charles Jeanne, hero of the republic. His barricade was among the last to fall, and his trial was a political circus of revolutionary and anti-revolutionary rhetoric that captured public imagination by way of Jeanne's physical frailty coupled with his eloquence and obvious heroism. He died in prison of tuberculosis in 1837, and most of his account was lost until a letter to his sister resurfaced in 2010.

Er. Long story short, a major inspiration for Enjolras was captured, put on trial, and died in prison five years later; so it's a fascinating and completely plausible scenario.

I'm so sorry I history hijacked the prompt but yes Charles Jeanne is a great reference

Enjolras/Combeferre/Grantaire, soulbonding

Everyone assumes, because of how well they understand eachother, that Enjolras and Combeferre are bonded.

Thay're not, but that doesn't stop them from pursuing a relationship.

And then, Grantaire happens (and it's preferably a first-time-they-tough deal, not a first-time-they-see-eachother thing), the three get bonded, and maybe things are weird and angsty for a while, but it resolves with some fluffy smut, please.

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I've been having an internal debate over which pairing I ship more E/R or Combeferre/Grantaire for the past weeks and it was really confusing and horrible because they are both perfect and then you. YOU.(I love you) you came and prompted sth like this and shit I like combeferre/enjolras too because platonic husbands and argh I want it so much it's not even funny

Grantaire/ (Enjolras, Combeferre, Jehan, Bahorel or Courfeyrac), Endurance, Top!R

Grantaire dances and does a lot of sports, so he has a lot of stamina. He can have sex for a very long time, and his partner is exhausted with him, so they decide to bring in a third. Funnily enough, he wears out the third too, but they like being fucked sore.

i don't care if it's e/R that turns into e/R/c or grantaire/jehan that turns into grantaire/jehan/courfeyrac. i pretty much ship everything.

Valjean realises he is a bad inflence

An AU where Javert and Valjean are raising Cosette together and one day, Valjean just leaves. Perhaps he and Javer had an argument where prison was brought up and he thinks he is a bad inflence, compared to Javert.

Even Javert's collegues can't trace him, he's vanished completely. Javert has to raise Cosette, confused and hurt, on his own

Then one day, three new boys join Cosette's school where, and the man with them is... (I think you know who

Valvert, Gynecomastia

Valjean and Javert are in a relationship when one day, Javert notices his chest becoming softer and more pronounced for whatever reason. It bothers him, but Valjean finds it hot.

Re: Valvert, Gynecomastia

We just want to slap some tits on the Inspector this week! I approve!

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Javert hates himself but can't get enough

Javert has known transient lust before, and has always repressed it without difficulty. But this time there's no controlling his passion, no matter how much it disgusts him. He can't keep his hands off that slut, that killer, that flower of the underworld: Montparnasse.

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I would have this babies if I could.

Valjean is a BAMF.

Valjean is a BAMF. (You know it's true.)

Inspector Javert: Motivational Speaker

So waaay back in the first round, someone wrote a Matt Foley parody with Javert as Foley scaring all the youngins and Valjean in an attempt to get Cosette on the right path.

I was thinking there could be a continuation with the National Guard sending Javert over to the Barricade to get the Amis to reconsider their life choices. Like, the National Guards are more like concerned parents than they are out for rebel blood, and Javert is this uncharacteristically loud and brash person with a penchant for crowding into personal spaces.

BONUS if you have Javert call out Jehan for using his parchment not for writing poetry, but for ROLLING DOOBIES.

Here's the link if you have no idea what in the hell I'm talking about: http: // m.youtube.com/ index? &desktop_uri=%2F


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