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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Someone (maybe Bahorel or Joly or Grantaire idc) sleeps with Combeferre's little sister(an oc). They probably wouldn't have done if they knew she was his family, but that doesn't change the fact that it happened, or that it was fun.


Maybe she was staying with him and they did it in his guest bedroom. Basically I just want big-brother Ferre getting mad at a guilty or amused Ami, and their reactions basically. Hope this makes sense?
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Re: Combeferre

(Anonymous)
Might fill this, any preference for era? Also, how much younger should the sister be?
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Regency romance

(Anonymous)
Regency romance AU! Valvert or Enjolras/Combeferre or Combeferre/Courfeyrac would all be awesome in their own ways.
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Re: Regency romance

(Anonymous)
Seconded because of Regency Romances and E/C.
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beauty is truth

(Anonymous)
Les Amis are all figures on Greek pottery/ancient art.
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Period comfort

(Anonymous)
I know that this is absolutely ridiculous but period pains are murdering me right now and I would love some Eponine/Grantaire friendship/bromance comfort fic while she is on her period, badass and moody and dangerous.
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Re: Period comfort

(Anonymous)
Not exactly what you're looking for, but this is a little thing I know is on AO3 about Ep having her period. It's not Ep/R-bromance though though... it has Ep/Combeferre as a couple in it, but maybe you still like it: http://archiveofourown.org/works/841398/chapters/1707024
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valvert foodpoisioning

(Anonymous)
Valjean goes down with food. Poisoning, good thing he has Javert to watch over him.

Quastvert
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Re: valvert foodpoisioning

(Anonymous)
Seconded!
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kind of political animals au

(Anonymous)
grantaire is the son of the former president (doesn't have to be an actual president, you can just use the hammonds or whatever if you feel like) and he's always been in the spotlight because he grew up with his dad in office and he's been known for his drug use and he's not well liked because he's gay and all that

his mother, former first lady, is planning on running for president and hires enjolras to appeal to younger voters. he basically wants to president one day so he jumps at the chance. he spends a lot of time trying to clean up after grantaire and being on the cover of magazines stumbling outside of clubs and stories about his drug use. and obviously they start an ~affair~ yadda yadda yadda

that's just the basic premise. everything is up to the author.

tl;dr grantaire's parents are in politics, he's their drug addict gay son and brings dishonor on himself, the family, his cow, etc and enjolras is a campaign manager for r's mother.
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Re: kind of political animals au

(Anonymous)
I like this prompt c:
Hope someone fills
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WoW! AU

(Anonymous)
Valjean is a human death knight trying to redeem himself
Javert is a worgen hunter who can't let go.
Enjolras is a blood elf paladin.
The Thernardiers are all goblins.
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Welcome To Musain Vale

(Anonymous)
E/R Night Vale AU where Grantaire is Cecil and Enjolras is Carlos.
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Re: Welcome To Musain Vale

(Anonymous)
Oh my god, I was actually considering prompting this myself! I really hope this gets filled, Night Vale and Les Mis are my two favourite fandoms and a crossover would be the best thing!
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Javert the police movie critic.

(Anonymous)
Its Javert's birthday so Valjean tries to take him out to dinner and a movie. Valjean buys tickets for a police/crime/detective film thinking that it would be something Javert would enjoy. To bad those movies are insanely inaccurate with how they portray police work. Javert spends the entire film loudly mocking and bemoaning the inaccuracies in the film.

Bonus: they have an awkward dinner at the Cheesecake Factory or something afterwords.
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Jehan/Courf 'The Proposal'

(Anonymous)
I just really want Courfeyrac to serenade Jehan with The Proposal from the Unauthorized Autbiography of Samantha Brown (which is basically a song about someone asking for sex, if you haven't heard it). Maybe they've been dating for a while and one night he just says 'have sex with me'. I'm open to anything really, I just want the song and Jehan's reaction to it.

Lyrics: kerrigan-lowdermilk (dot) com (slash) songs (slash) the-proposal

Bonus points for actual fluffy cuddling/breakfast in bed the next morning.
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The Notebrick

(Anonymous)
In his old age, Valjean has forgotten everything, including the people he loves. Javert, not knowing when to give up and reluctant to let go of the peace he has found after somehow surviving canon, writes the brick to remind him, and reads bits to Valjean in an attempt to remind him of his life. Javert is unflattering to himself, and probably a bit nicer to everyone else than he would have been if he wasn't telling this as Valjean's story. Cosette visits occasionally with her family, but is not remembered either.

Tl;dr Valjean and Javert do The Notebook, where the brick takes the place of the book, Valjean is Allie, and Javert is Duke. If you can, please stick to the basic thread of The Notebook, and by that I mean the ending. I'm looking for angst. No happy endings, please.
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Re: The Notebrick

(Anonymous)
Ohh, I hope this gets filled. I cried at the end of that film. It really was beautiful
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Joly/Bossuet, of course Bossuet is welcome

(Anonymous)
Canonverse, Bossuet is worried about overstaying his welcome, not realising that Joly would very much like to make out with him a lot. Joly tries to play it cool (don't scare off the attractive man by being clingy and weird), but ends up asking him very very nicely to stay. By that, I mean blow jobs.

Obvs, Bossuet decides to stay.
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I'd like to see a fic where Montparnasse isn't a huge bullying abusive boyfriend. I'd like to see a fic where Montparnasse is still a murderer but he doesn't understand that it is awkward to say something like "Hello Eponine, I killed someone earlier and they had a necklace that you might like, here you go". Please, give me my fic.
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Me likey! Montparnasse out-dorking Marius...
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e/R comic-con

(Anonymous)
they met at comic-con

that's it that's the prompt
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Re: e/R comic-con

(Anonymous)
Grantaire felt very uncomfortable in his Stormtrooper costume. He itched all over, but he couldn't scratch himself. At least the thick plastic did well to hide his chubby form, he thought. If only he hadn't left his helmet at home. True, he couldn't see through the damn thing, but at least no one would be able to see his ugly face and make fun of him.
"Sir! You didn't get your flier!"
Grantaire turned around to face a beautiful blond with his golden locks in a rat-tail braid. He was wearing a Jedi robe, and at first glance, Grantaire thought he was a woman. Why isn't she wearing a gold bikini? he thought. But then he examined the blond's face, his striking blue eyes, and wondered what such a beautiful person was doing at a comic-con.
"Who are you supposed to be?" asked Grantaire in confusion. "Anakin? Qui-Gon? Young Obi-Wan?"
"No one in particular," said the blond. "Just a Jedi knight. We know neither fear nor love." He looked over Grantaire's costume. "And you, I see, are a Stormtrooper. Which one?"
Grantaire blushed, and the blond burst out laughing. "Well, no matter. I'll still have to fight you." He drew his lightsaber, the brightest blue Grantaire had ever seen.
"You should tell people you're Anakin," saidd Grantaire. "You sure look like him."
"What, and masquerade as a selfish little punk who goes over to the Dark Side? No thanks." He reached into his robe and pulled out the flier. "Here, take this. We're going to register voters next week, same place, same time. Are you already registered?"
"I- I'm only seventeen," Grantaire lied.
"That's okay. You can pre-register at sixteen in this state, so you're automatically in the system once you turn eighteen." The blond smiled. "By the way, my name is Enjolras."
"Grantaire," said his new friend. The two shook hands. Grantaire couldn't comprehend why a Star Wars nerd like himself would care about voting. Wasn't that the whole point of being a nerd, that you didn't have to care? That you blocked the real world by indulging in a fake one? How did this Enjolras have both the time and energy to be a geek and an activist? Didn't he know that geeks didn't get laid? Well, Enjolras was so beautiful that he could get laid even if he was the biggest geek in the world. But he knew that he, Grantaire, didn't stand a chance.
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Javert the protest leader????

(Anonymous)
Someone other than Javert accuses Madeleine of being a convict, but he also goes further and has him arrested and returned to Toulon.

Montreuil-sur-Mer is in shock, and none more so than its Police Inspector. When the workers and townsmen rally to protest against the imprisonment, Javert not only turns a blind eye to those of his subordinates who join them, he does so himself and becomes the spokesman and de-facto leader of them due to his authority

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Re: Javert the protest leader????

(Anonymous)
WANT
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