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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

helping hands

(Anonymous)
Enjolras burns/breaks/some how injures both of his hands, and though there isn't any permanent damage, this means his hands are out of commission for a while. This means that he needs help doing the most basic things like feeding, clothing, and nothing himself. His friends take turns helping him out and this leads to many understandably awkward/uncomfortable but sometimes kind of adorable situations.

One situation that definitely is more awkward than adorable is when Enjolras gets a ragging erection and his 'babysitter' notices. While some of his other friends would have mercifully ignored it, one babysitter instead offers to help him with it, and eventually he caves in and lets them give him a hand.

Bonus if the helper is Grantaire, Courfeyrac, or Combeferre, or if Enjolras reciprocates the favor with oral sex, and loads of extra credit if this happens more than once.
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Amis A is in a horrible accident (or w/e!) and loses both hands and lower legs, a quad amputee. Family/friends (or w/e!) set him up with home care and all that, but he's depressed and stops allowing people to visit, stops talking except for basic communication necessary with his nurse, Amis B. Somehow, I want Amis A to ask Amis B to kill him, whether a srs plea or an exasperated curse idc. Of course Amis B can't and won't and i just.. want Amis A to say something like, 'living like this is pointless, i can't even jack off!' To which Amis B is all, 'oh i definitely Can and will do that for you!'

then sexxytimes.

if you can take it further, like flash forward (or w/e!) i'd like Amis A to be a sub and Amis B is his doting dom. (i don't actually care who tops or bottoms, i think it'd be intriguing to have bottom!dom in this situation)

ahhhh i'm sorry weird pervy prompt is long weird and pervy D: /run and hides
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pssst "Amis" is plural, you want "Ami A" and "Ami B".

/pet peeve
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So Enjolras knows that he is a bit of a buzzkill and not the funnest guy to be around most of the time. So he decides that they're happier when they are hanging out without him and begins to say he's busy and can't come whenever they invite him out.
Then one of them figures out what he's doing so they invade his house and drag him in into a cuddle pile while assuring him they love him.
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this made my heart do a little squeezy thing, ow
someone write this please
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Deaf!R/Enjolras - first time

(Anonymous)
I'd like a deaf Grantaire who's very good at reading lips, so he knows what Enjolras is talking about and he's in love with his words, his lips and everything but he never heard his Apollo's voice. Grantaire can talk a little bit, but he knows it sounds odd so he sticks to writing on post-it notes and putting them everywhere, even on people (Enjolras pretends he's annoyed by that but secretly collects them and puts them in a drawer at home)

then a doctor offers him the cochlear implant and maybe Eponine and a few of the Les Amis knows and he's gone for a while and then he comes back and hears Enjolras' voice for the first time and feels like crying and finally thinks Enjolras could love him now that he's closer to a normal person.

and maybe Enjolras was in love with him all along.

basically I want something that feels tragic but is the fluffiest thing that ever fluffied... well you know.
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Re: Deaf!R/Enjolras - first time

(Anonymous)
I need this like I need air, oh my God!

*cough*

I mean, +1 :)
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Oh i just saw that it got filled so thank God i didnt do this because that was incredibly stunning, anon author!
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OP HERE

(Anonymous)
BUT NO WHY

YOU CAN FILL IT TOO
I DON'T MIND MORE THAN ONE FILL. IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT PLEASE DO IT :DDDD
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Magical healing!Joly

(Anonymous)
Joly naturally heals the people he spends time with of diseases. He gets their sickness for 12-24 hours and then it's gone, and they're cured. So he's always sick with *something*, but it doesn't last and its severity depends on the other person's severity. Because he's around the amis so much, he catches their illnesses when they're just starting, minimizing the affects on everyone. He's never spent enough time with people whose ilnesses kill quickly to pick up their disease.

Then Joly becomes a medical student.
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Re: Magical healing!Joly

(Anonymous)
WANT
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C/E/C

(Anonymous)
Yes, Courfeyrac/Enjolras/Combeferre sexual tension fics where CC are topping the heck out of Enjolras.

Slow build sexual tension. Enjolras being oblivious, yet the most sensual, in the way he bites his lips when deep in thought, or the way he licks his lips, or the way he cocks his head and looks at you or so on and so forth.

They conveniently all live together.
C&C realize they both want Enjolras. Instead of competing against each other, they decide to share and make plans to slowly seduce Enjolras in to their bed.

something like that.. please?
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Re: C/E/C

(Anonymous)
OH GOD PLEASE
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enjolras/grantaire high school AU

(Anonymous)
Grantaire is failing Math, so the school assignes him a tutor: beautiful, haughty, student body vice president Enjolras. After their first hellish study session, Enjolras makes an interesting proposal: he will deliver the answers to every test if Grantaire tutors him in the art of love, having noticed his libertine ways at parties. After a while, feelings of the romantic sort develop between the two.
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Okay so there was a post floating around for a while about Les Mis being back on Broadway, and there was a lot of 'Oh ha ha yes imagine having barricades in Manhattan'

But no seriously
Have you ever seen Gangs of New York?

Bowery Boys Les Amis. Maybe a few of them are from the nicer parts of the city uptown/better-organized towns in the Southern States and operate out of the Lower East Side because it's easier to hide their intentions, but wow gosh is the crime rate high down there
Maybe the boys are all immigrants and the Bowery still sucks. There's just bonus suckage due to xenophobia and an intense language barrier.
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Ah, I was thinking of this a few months ago!
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queer E/É, canon-era, NKMWA

(Anonymous)
Enjolras is panromantic & asexual, Éponine is a queer trans man (although they don't use those terms for themselves obviously), relationships happen
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AU: Grantaire is clairvoyant

Grantaire knows the revolution will fail before even setting foot in the Cafe. He attends every meeting anyway, he makes friends anyway, and he falls in love knowing that his love will die. It is then he has to make a hard decision.

Bonus: Grantaire tries to warn them, perhaps unsuccessfully? whether this follows canon or not, writer can decide. I'd prefer e/r but any pairing is whatever. I just want Grantaire to be a sad baby.
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Re: AU: Grantaire is clairvoyant

(Anonymous)
hope someone'll take it
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Crack (?): Tour de France

(Anonymous)
It's the centennial of the Tour de France, so how about some cycling fusion fannishness? Any era. Maybe Combeferre tries to talk his friends into the newfangled machine? The bishop likes to cycle for long trips to visit his parishioners? Some of Les Amis are humble domestiques for their team leader? Javert carries out doping tests and prosecutes wrongdoers without fear or favor?
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Re: Crack (?): Tour de France

(Anonymous)
Ahhh, I'm not sure this is quite what you had in mind, but I had to draw Valjean and the bishop riding a tandem after I read your prompt. I hope you like it :D
http://img843(.)imageshack(.)us/img843/8749/oj8c(.)jpg

(you didn't mention any pairing, so I put a hint of Valjean/happiness, hope that's okay)
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Javert makes a PSA about how pornography will destroy civilization.
Based on this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cheT8e8sz-8
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Grantaire/Combeferre (or Courfeyrac): Enjolras Tries To Set Them Up

(Anonymous)
Modern!AU: Grantaire and Enjolras have been best friends forever and they tell each other everything. One day Grantaire tells Enjolras that he thinks he is falling in love with Character B* Enjolras decides to set them up.

* OP would love Combeferre or Courfeyrac.
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Re: Grantaire/Combeferre (or Courfeyrac): Enjolras Tries To Set Them Up

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I am so tempted to fill this - especially with Grantaire/Combeferre
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Outsider POV

(Anonymous)
I don't really know how to put this properly! But here we go!

Snippets of the Amis in Kindergarten from the teacher's POV. (Mr. Valjean, maybe?)

+ Baby!Grantaire trying to impress Baby!Enjolras

~Time jump!~

Years later the teacher is surprised to see the group again (who are now in their late teens/early 20's), who's friendship is just as strong is it was when they first meet on the first day of Kindergarten.


OP would also love you forever if you squeeze ExR in near the end.
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Oh my gosh, how cute!
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