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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Big/13 Going On 30-type AU

(Anonymous)
Pre-Toulon Valjean is feeling a bit frustrated - he's forced to work longer hours, has to help support his sister and her children, and it feels like he's trapped in an endless cycle of work and poverty.

When he makes an absentminded wish on a shooting star, the last thing he expects is to wake up the next morning in a strange bed, a strange town, and suddenly thirty years older.

He's shocked, of course, but once he recovers from that and finds he's the owner of a large business and the mayor, he's delighted that he actually made something of his life.

If only he could understand why everyone calls him Madeliene now, why he has such deep scars, where his family has gone to, and why that shifty-looking policeman keeps trailing him across town.
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Re: Big/13 Going On 30-type AU

(Anonymous)
This is a great prompt! I wish I could write it, but I don't feel that I can since I haven't seen the movie Big. I really hope someone writes it.
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Breakfast Club AU

(Anonymous)
I need a breakfast club AU to make my life complete. All of the Amis, who are from different high school stereotype!groups, get thrown into Saturday detention together. Everything unfolds sort of like the movie.

((I love me some e/R, Combeferre/Eponine, and Bossuet/Joly/Musichetta, but anything will do!))
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Re: Breakfast Club AU

(Anonymous)
oh my fucking god i will murder for this
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Prison AU! Enjolras gets arrested (because of course he does) and Grantaire is his cell/bunk mate. ~THEY FALL IN LOVE~*~*
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Dom!Eponine riding Montparnasse?

(Anonymous)
Dom!Eponine is something I'd love to see more of. Any kink goes really (as long as it's consensual) but I'd love you forever if you include a sartorial kink and/or orgasm denial/edging
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Re: Dom!Eponine riding Montparnasse?

(Anonymous)
hi lovely anon, would you mind explaining to me what is sartorial kink? thank you (and I hope this gets filled, domponine omgfdvkd) :)
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Valjean is a dorky dad

(Anonymous)
He realy wants to stay close to Cosette as she matures and tries to keep up on all the 'cool' (read: not cool) trends so they have some sort of even ground. Que him using outdated slang and reading Cosette's magazines (Bonus for him picking up a Cosmo and having a heart attack (they talk about SEX *gasp*) and background Javert laughing at him)
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Re: Valjean is a dorky dad

(Anonymous)
They talk about *SEX*, yet he's wearing a plug for later...
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Grantaire sticks up for Enjolras

(Anonymous)
The Amis are having one of their meetings and someone (not R) cracks a joke or two about Enjolras. Eventually the jokes get sort of mean-spirited and R notices that Enjolras looks uncomfortable and a little hurt, so he sticks up for him.
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Re: Grantaire sticks up for Enjolras

(Anonymous)
i will give my left foot for this to be filled
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Reprompt! Asexual!Jehan/Courfeyrac

(Anonymous)
"Guys, I know there are a lot of asexual!Enjolras fics out there, and that's great, but how about Jehan?

So I'd love some fic where Courfeyrac is kind of a player, as fanon usually has him, and Jehan is asexual. They get together and are fluffy and adorable and absolutely perfect.

I'd really like to see cuddling, asexual sexting (oooh, baby, I'm going to snuggle you so hard), maybe a bit of pining but mostly fluff with minimal angst.

Would prefer no dub or non-con. If they do wind up having sex, that's fine, but I'd rather it be something Jehan is willing to do even if he's not particularly into it.

I'm kind of envisioning a modern!AU, but you can go canon or any other era if you want, as long as you don't kill them."

- From Round 5.
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Valjean's IQ drops to zero when he has sex

(Anonymous)
Saw this on tumblr and now I just want to see fic.

'Whenever you see animals mating on a nature documentary the female always looks inconvenienced and a little bit worried, and the male looks like an overjoyed idiot with his tongue hanging out and his eyes pointing vacantly in two different directions'

Whenever he has sex/masturbates Valjean is pretty much the stupidest thing alive. It really bothers/concerns Javert.
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Re: Valjean's IQ drops to zero when he has sex

(Anonymous)
Lol! I don't think I can adequately describe the image in my head right now.
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Enjolras/Cosette

(Anonymous)
Sorry if this prompt is too long but anyway.

Because Cosette describes Marius as 'perfectly handsome', Valjean rescues the most handsome man at the barricades, Enjolras. Cosette finds out that the man that was rescued wasn't her love but they learn to love each other and end up getting married. Valjean dies and Enjolras comforts Cosette the way that she comforted him. They have a child but the kid, surprisingly, is quite ugly. He's cynical and the exact opposite of his father but one day when someone makes a passing remark about the child not looking like his parents, Enjolras and Cosette go mega defensive of their kid.

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Re: Enjolras/Cosette

(Anonymous)
GRANTAIRE AND COSETTE DID THE WIGGLE WIGGLE!
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I'd like Grantaire getting caught masturbating by Enjolras; and Enjolras maybe degrades or scolds Grantaire for it, but can't stop thinking about how Grantaire looked and winds up masturbating in the back of the musain. Grantaire catches him, they wind up fucking. Prefer bottom Enjolras and Grantaire just thoroughly wrecking Enjolras while teasing him about how they could be caught by all of their friends.
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i need this someone fill this
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Combeferre singing Courfeyrac to sleep, with cuddling, plz? shippy or platonic, perceeded by sexxytimes or upset-in-need-of-comforting courfeyrac Or even no lead up at all, idc i just want combeferre to be the big spoon and singing. yeah..
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Au Clair de la Lune (a short sweet little fill)

(Anonymous)

"'Ferre?"

"Hm?"

"Can you sing to me?"

Combeferre raises an eyebrow, surprised by the question. He wasn't one to sing much, although his mother had always done that to him as a child, and sometimes he picked up a folk song here or there, but it wasn't common knowledge. Courfeyrac, of course, knew he did, he'd heard him once or twice when he thought he was asleep in the mornings-sometimes, out of the corner of his eye, he'd the sweetest smile on his face. Right now, though, Courfeyrac didn't have one of his normal boisterous smiles to spare, and Combeferre hadn't asked what brought on his melancholy, he knew Courfeyrac would tell him as he always did. He rested his chin on Courfeyrac's shoulder, looking at the glum expression on his face.

"Why?"

"I don't know, I just want to hear you sing, one of those silly little tunes-or maybe that sweet one about the bird." Courfeyrac hummed softly, his eyes closed as he rolled around and wrapped his arms and legs around Combeferre, as he had a habit of doing, but Combeferre didn't mind. He knew that despite the airs he put on, Courfeyrac loved to be cuddled, he loved to have someone hold him and shower him with affection. Combeferre wouldn't admit it, but he was rather fond of having him in his arms, of being able to wrap his arms around Courfeyrac, as if that could protect him from the world.

"Alright, if you insist, but only this once." He consented, although he knew he would the next time too, he always would, he would do it to see Courfeyrac smile for him, and so he started singing softly, running his fingers absently through Courfeyrac's curls.

"Au clair de la lune, Mon ami Pierrot; Prête-moi ta plume
Pour écrire un mot...
"

"Mm, I always love when you sing this one." Courfeyrac hummed softly, and Combeferre chuckled.

"It's a child's tune, 'Fey."

"True, but it sounds so wonderful when you sing it."

Combeferre just hushed him, but there was a fond smile on his lips as he continued, his voice warm and low.

"Ma chandelle est morte, je n'ai plus de feu; Ouvre-moi ta porte, pour l'amour de Dieu."

"I still don't understand what this song is supposed to be about."

"Courfeyrac, hush, you're the one who asked me to sing."

"Alright, alright, just saying."

"Au clair de la lune, Pierrot répondit :'Je n'ai pas de plume, je suis dans mon lit. Va chez la voisine, je crois qu'elle y est, car dans sa cuisine on bat le briquet...'"

He trailed off when he heard soft snores and Courfeyrac's body relaxed against his, smiling softly and brushing his curls from his forehead, kissing it lightly. He loved watching Courfeyrac when he slept, when his features relaxed and softened, making him look both a child and yet at the same time far too old. He remembered being children, remembered carefree laughter and mischievous grins, scoldings that were entirely worth it. Courfeyrac had introduced him to the cause, with his unbounding passion and open heart, he was the kind of person to stand up to bullies, whether it be one on the streets or the King himself. But sometimes, he could see that Courfeyrac's strong will wavered, and that smile would flicker, and nights like tonight where he would look so down that it shattered Combeferre's heart into a million pieces.

"My dear, sweet Courfeyrac. I wish I could just sing whatever troubles you precious mind away." He murmured, wrapping his arms around him more and holding him closer to his chest, continuing to hum softly as he drifted off to sleep as well
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My prompt: Enjolras is hypnotized by someone and Things happen.

And by Things, I mean Kinky Things. E/R is the preferred pairing.
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Please. Please make this happen.
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I want a story where the Amis go to a funeral and Westboro Baptist Church is there picketing the funeral because the dead person was gay, and the Amis just have a full-on make out session in front of them.
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Enjolras, high-functioning autism

(Anonymous)
so, i always see prompts/fills that feature Enjolras as a emotionally-constipated, oblivious idiot, but i want to take a different direction with this:

Enjolras has some form of autism, but still manages to function in society or whatever. i'd prefer the amis, or most of them, don't know, except Combferre who is a Supportive And Caring Friend.

p.s.: i love accurate portrayals of things like autism or mental illnesses.



also, if you really want you're more than welcome to throw in shipping, though this prompt is prob better suited for gen fic. but if you do, i'm a big E/R fan, and maybe R could have his own problems (depression??) and if/when they get together they aren't suddenly better but are still a little happier??? i don't know,now i'm curious how they would be able to make it work...
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Re: Enjolras, high-functioning autism

(Anonymous)
Hm, I like this prompt.
I don't want to offend anybody if I decide to take this prompt, so please be patient with me if I get something wrong.

I'm close to a girl who is a 4th generation Aspergers kid .. I personally have always heard and used the terms interchangibly, although the internet is suggesting to me Aspergers and HFA are similar, with the main difference being a " clinically significant delay in language or in cognitive development" and either or both of these delays may be seen in autistic kids, and that the same person may be diagnosed with AS and HFA at different points in their lives- info taken from the Autism SA website.


I wonder if I could apply some if the more interesting interactions I've had with her and her family to a potential HFA Enjolras. Autism could possibly explain why he seems to be portrayed emotionally constipated, being that /he/ doesn't think there's anything wrong with his personal interactions (as opposed to his public speaking etc) but other people come away from interactions with him confused/upset/annoyed because what he said wasnt what they were expecting? I hope that makes sense and again I hope I haven't offended anybody.
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COURFEYRAC

(Anonymous)
Please write me something about Courfeyrac. Like whump, h/c, drunk fic... all three? Like idk I just need some fic with Courfeyrac that actually *centres* on Courfeyrac.
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