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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

enjolras likes rap

(Anonymous)
hipster enjolras listens to rap/hip-hop because it's an outpouring of SOCIAL, ECONOMIC, AND POLITICAL REALNESS. someone (or everyone) finds out and thinks this is hilarious

i just imagine e listening to tupac/talib/dead prez/etc and being like "YES", oh lord
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Re: enjolras likes rap

(Anonymous)
just had a mental image of Enjolras listening to "Tomber la chemise" and being all "We need to tomber la chemise for THE REVOLUTION"

I'm so sorry
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Bahorel/Grantaire/Courfeyrac

(Anonymous)
Drunk movie night turns into drunk snuggles which possibly turns into drunk sex?
I just want a lot of fluff when them being silly together, and if there's porn that's cool too.
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Into the Revolution!

(Anonymous)
Anything involving a Les Misérables and Into the Woods crossover.

Is Javert the Witch? Are Cosette and Marius trying to break a spell placed on the Pontmercy family by a crabby neighbor? Does Éponine wish (more than anything, more than life) to go to the festival? Does Gavroche climb up a beanstalk and find giants in the sky? Is Enjolras locked in a tower? Go hog wild!

/backflips into the sun
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Re: Into the Revolution!

(Anonymous)
Pffff I MGHT TRY AND DO SOMETHING FOR THIS? not that I've been kinda wanting to see Little Red!Enjolras wearing a wolf skin or anything I MEAN
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Grantaire/Bahorel: Anything Happy!

(Anonymous)
Because of the sad (but amazing) RxB fill a few pages back I really need something happy.

Please??
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All the AU Javerts in one room

(Anonymous)
Because that thought makes me smile, lets see how many we can stuff in to one fic/artfill (I know that the book, musical and anime are technically cannon but bear with me):
Modern
Steampunk
Musical (all of them)
Book
Centaur
Superhero
Furry
College
Coffee shop
A/B/O
Anime
Sci-fi
Any others you can think of!
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Re: All the AU Javerts in one room

(Anonymous)
I can't shake the feeling that whichever one of them is hosting *that* party, he is not going to do it again :D
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M. Gillenormand's 100th birthday party

(Anonymous)
that's it that's the prompt
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Re: M. Gillenormand's 100th birthday party

(Anonymous)
ALL THE STRIPPERS!
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Courfeyrac/Combeferre

(Anonymous)
Courfeyrac is a superstar.

At the gay bar.
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Okay, so I saw a thing floating around tumblr of "imagine your icon making that face while getting a blowjob", and one person I follow has that really popular promo picture of Combeferre from the 2012 movie. (http : / / stagedoordish . com / wp-content / uploads / 2013 / 03 / Killian . jpg). The person who has this icon commented something like "Combeferre, sweetie, put the gun down."

So, as I'm currently sleep deprived enough to think this is a good idea, I humbly request Combeferre getting a blowjob while pointing his gun at someone. Preferably not the person who's giving him the blowjob, which should be consensual. Besides that, any pairings, any kinks. Go wild.
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Do you mind if it involves consensual gunplay, though? Or do you absolutely want the gun to be threatening a third party somehow?
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Drink with me!

(Anonymous)
Grantaire is Dionysus. Enjolras is a very confused virgin sacrifice.
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Re: Drink with me!

(Anonymous)
+1
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E\R.

(Anonymous)
Enjolras has a very fanny voice, and, despite his revolutionary ideas, he is never taken serious. Grantaire is hitting on him. Only because of his beauty though.

E enrolls at a voice training and rhetorical program.
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Re: E\R.

(Anonymous)
omg
I meant fUnny, of course
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Here is the deal, guys: I've had the most terrible day today (crying in the bathroom day), and none of my friends seemed to notice or cared enough to support me.

So what I want to read is the exact opposite: one of Les Amis (I don't really mind whom, though Jehan is my favorite Ami) is feeling terrible and tries to hide it from the others, but they find out and comfort him. I'm just craving some friendship fluff.
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i am going to fill this is promise you. (is modern au ok? anything off limits? is it alright if it's part of a verse i'm working on?) (you can say no to any of these)
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All they did was fight
and they discussed the weather
[...]
They also laughed a lot
That is the thing I often forgot to tell you

Cossette is being asked by her children what her parents were like.
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Re: Valvert!

(Anonymous)
We meet again. Writer of the Javert/Gercourt fill here - and I haven't forgotten that I was going to write more. I'm just battling some health problems at the minute.

I recognise those lyrics: Philip Quast singing 'And They're Off' and now got an image of Valjean and Javert having a disastrous day at the race.

Nice prompt, btw. Got a minifill gathering pace in my head...
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Reblag from hijacked prompt; the Amis were set up

(Anonymous)
This would be especially interesting since there's a new theory that the June Rebellion was actually started by Royalists, who wanted to kill off as many Reds as possible in a contrived rebellion.
There's a few records of Jacobins swearing they were framed, that the barricades had already been erected by the time they got there and that the National Guard already knew what the barricades' weak points were.
There's another theory that the city didn't rise in 1832 because most Jacobin leaders suspected this stirring of interest was a trap and recommended their followers stay home.
And since reading that, I've really, really REALLY wanted to see someone apply that to Les Miserables.
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Valjean and his libido

(Anonymous)
After a life time of chastity, Valjean is suddenly mega-horney, like, all the time. It really confuses and concerns him at first since he probably barely masturbated up until that point then he realizes he enjoys sex. I just want to see him in a lot of hilarious scenarios that may or may not include:
.A prostitute threesome
.Inspector Javert and his entire police force in a sexy justice orgy
.Sex with a tree (just to see how it feels)
.Anything else your sweet little heart desires.
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Re: Valjean and his libido

(Anonymous)
OMG YES
"Don't feel bad about Cosette getting married, 'cause you're gonna get laid all the time from now on."
And then he doesn't die.
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Laughing Mistress a la Lorelei Lee

(Anonymous)
Bahorel's laughing mistress is his domme.

Bonus for body worship and shoe/foot/stocking fetish
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Re: Laughing Mistress a la Lorelei Lee

(Anonymous)
+1000
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From Tumblr

Modern!AU head canon that whenever Enjolras is in a really passionate debate with someone Jehan will take advantage of his tunnel-vision and grab his hand and start painting his nails and Enjolras won’t really notice, but he’ll start gesticulating a bit more with his free hand to compensate and he doesn’t realize till he gets home and goes to grab his toothbrush that his nails are bright red.
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BAMF Bishop

(Anonymous)
I just want to see the Bishop being a total BAMF, kicking ass and taking names. I'm sure he's got a few tricks hidden up that cassock.
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E/R Fallout 3 AU

(Anonymous)
I really really want R as the Lone Wanderer and Enjolras and the Amis as Sarah Lyons and the Lyons pride
that's it, that's all I want. You can go from there where ever
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Marriage counseling

(Anonymous)
Javert is E and R's marriage counselor.
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Re: Marriage counseling

(Anonymous)
Seconded!
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Marius/Valjean or Javert

(Anonymous)
Marius is a pouty, needy sub who loves his Papa. Would prefer no threesomes.
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Re: Marius/Valjean or Javert

(Anonymous)
I am willing to pay for this to be written, I am not even kidding, I will pay for it.
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e/R Kissing for Comfort

(Anonymous)
I don't know if this an actual "thing" but when I am anxious or feeling really down I love kissing. A lot of people like to cuddle for comfort and kissing is something they only do passionately and quickly but I'm sure there are others out there like me that feel calm when kissing somebody. (Honestly sucking on someone's bottom lip is pretty calming and makes everything okay again ugh.) Maybe R is crying or Enj is stressed or something and the other kisses it all better! <3
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Giant Elephant Statue/Musain

(Anonymous)
In the same vein as the infamous Hogwarts/Giant Squid fic. You know you want it in the sickest depths of your soul.
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Re: Giant Elephant Statue/Musain

(Anonymous)
With Gavroche and the Amis inside, of course! Right in the middle of the revolution. And the elephant statue steps on Javert :) This is something we can all agree on.
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Someone, please give me Grantaire saying "I'm fierce!" in the gayest manner possible.
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I'm Alive

(Anonymous)
After re-listening to Aaron Tveit singing Gabe in Next to Normal, I find myself getting ideas.

Even though the barricades fell and the he nearly died in the revolution, Marius continues to have a friendly relationship with Enjolras. Everywhere Marius goes, he can hear his friend speaking, and see him as plain as day.

Why do Cosette and his grandfather insist that Enjolras is dead?

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Re: I'm Alive

(Anonymous)
Yes
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Enjolras and Grantaire as brothers

(Anonymous)
So Enjolras and Grantaire are brothers but you can't tell because everything that makes Enjolras beautiful/handsome just make Grantaire ugly. I dunno, maybe angst about how everyone is surprised when they're brothers, Grantaire being a protective older sibling... Just whatever.
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Re: Enjolras and Grantaire as brothers

Have you read my mind, anon? I was planning on writing some E/R as twins (but I must admit, there was going to be twincest) but life...
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