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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

E/R - medical kink

(Anonymous)
Because I have a terrible medical kink:

E/R, with Doctor!R, Patient!E, and prostate exams.
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Re: E/R - medical kink

(Anonymous)
I just made a really disturbing "want" face. Yes please. If I knew anything about prostate exams, or even had a prostate, I would write this. Instead I wait with bated breath.
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Javert/Valjean, Cask of Amontillado

(Anonymous)
What the title says. I don't care which one is Montressor and which one is Fortunato, I just want somebody to get walled up underground. Can be slashy or not. Just as long as somebody says "Yes, for the love of God."
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Modern AU Courfeyrac/Marius

(Anonymous)
Courfeyrac thinks he's Bridget Jones.

Combeferre and Enjolras despair.

(Marius is adamant that he's not Mark Darcy, stop calling me that!!!)

(But, Marius, what about that time--)
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J/VJ One accidentally calls the other 'Papa' during sex.

(Anonymous)
Or 'daddy' or 'father'. Lets be honest here, Valjean and Javert probobly have crazy bad daddy issues. Javert never met his dad but hates him anyway and Valjean barely remembers his father at all. That coupled with both being thrown out in to the world too soon equals two repressed, affection starved children inside the bodies of adults. Tons of angst and h/c with a touch of magical healing dick.
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Re: J/VJ One accidentally calls the other 'Papa' during sex.

(Anonymous)
Please! Someone! My kink!
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Javert is Gollum. The law is his preccccccious.
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Combeferre/Eponine

(Anonymous)
Eponine has had an awful, stessful day and just wants to relax. Combeferre is not only a darling, he also puts his knowledge of anatomy to very good use~

(Filler will get my firstborn, secondborn and my rabbit)
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Valjean fantasizes about Javert's great big yaoi hands

(Anonymous)
that's it

that's the prompt
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E/R harem au

(Anonymous)
Grantaire is a ruler/heir/something and is an owner of a harem. Enjolras is the newest addition. They fall in love. But they're still Enjolras and Grantaire, hence lots of problems.
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'save in my arms'

(Anonymous)
Singing along to 'Stars' I sometimes the line 'until I see him save behind bars' leaves my mouth as 'until I see him save in my arms'.

Angsty or fluffy, somebody please make a story around this?
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Til We Come Face To Face 1/1

(Anonymous)
"Those who falter and those who fall must pay the price," Javert says to himself and his voice is a song, carrying sincere and strong through the Parisian streets as his eyes turn to the stars glistening high above him.

Must Valjean always slip away? Must he continue to run? It has been too many years since Valjean escaped him last, and to have come so close today and had him slip the net once more...! Javert's thoughts have become confused. He knows Valjean adopted the girl Cosette, and from the brief glimpse Javert caught of her earlier, he supposes Valjean has raised her well. Perhaps there was something of the saintly mayor remaining in that man.

He does not understand how Jean Valjean hold such command over his thoughts, both awake and sleeping. He cringes from dreams where the palm of his hand will brush Valjean's face, cringes from the smile he remembers Monsieur le Mayor rarely wore. It is perhaps ironic that as time passes it is that smile, small and crooked, full of hope and wistfulness all at once, that Javert remembers most vividly.

He watches the stars and he longs for the smile of Jean Valjean.

"Lord let me find him," he murmurs, and there is a softness to his song that was not there before. His breath hitches in his throat for a moment and he closes his eyes. He can hear nothing but the distant cheering of a tavern, the rattling of a carriage and the rumble of the Seine. He is certain he is alone.

"...that I may see him," he continues, opening his eyes once more to the heavens. "Safe in my arms." The words seem to spring unbidden from his mouth and before he can snatch them back there is a snigger behind him. Javert turns sharply on his heel, instantly transformed once more into the feared inspector.

The grubby little boy slouched in the doorway grins at him with gaped teeth. "Who's the guy you want behind bars? Special sweetheart?"

Javert tenses at the word, but he knows he has not mentioned bars. Perhaps the boy misheard him. He recognises him, an urchin that he once barked at for balancing around the edge of a bridge, and he cannot help but feel some relief that it is only a mere boy who overheard him. "It is none of your business," he replies shortly.

"You sure 'bout that? I can keep quiet, if you want!" The boy chimes back, still grinning. "Course, it'll cost you."

For the briefest of moments Javert considers it, then decides there is no reason to. He has a solid reputation within the force, and more importantly, within the streets. A gamin spreading gossip could do no more harm than the many other rumours he had heard about himself.

"I recommend you go home," he says as advice instead, giving a slight nod before turning and continuing on his way. There is a moment's pause before he hears the boy scampering off, and it is only when he is utterly certain he is alone that he raises a hand to his chest and laughs bitterly under his breath. A fool he was, to speak such emotions aloud!

He becomes much more careful afterwards about what he says to the stars.
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Nevertheless, he put many questions to himself and made himself divers replies: "After what he did for me, would I save him if he were a thief? Just the same. If he were an assassin, would I save him? Just the same. Since he is a saint, shall I save him? Just the same."

Convent husbands, somehow Fauchelevent has occasion to let Madeleine know of these sentiments. There is literally nothing in his past that would make Fauchelevent turn against him.
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/claps because valjean & fauchelevent (why don't people ship this I don't understand)
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e/R, sizekink, virginity

(Anonymous)
Enjolras is a virgin. Grantaire has a huge dick. Enjolras is adamant about wanting Grantaire to fuck him. It takes a lot of patience and preparation and a little bit of masochism on E's part, but they manage to pull it off, and Grantaire proceeds to slowly, gently fuck Enjolras out of his mind.

Canon era preferred. Bonus for extensive fingering and Enjolras coming multiple times.
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Re: e/R, sizekink, virginity

(Anonymous)
+500000
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Enjolras/Grantaire,small cock, penetration

(Anonymous)
Enjolras enjoys the mental place of getting fucked but finds it often hurts no matter the care he takes. Luckily Grantaire has a very small cock.
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welcome to night vale AU

ideas:
- replace cecil and carlos with les mis characters (*coughjehan/combeferrecough*)
- les mis characters accidentally end up in night vale
- one les mis character is from night vale and their casual descriptions of the weirdness of their childhood really confuses everyone else

just, idk. combine my two favourite things, please?
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YES. YES. YES.
I MAKE NO PROMISES BUT.
.....YES.
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Javert/Valjean AU

(Anonymous)
In any AU where set power dynamics are the norm (Omegaverse, BDSM universe, whatever): Javert is a alpha/dom/whatever, but finds himself unwilling or unable to disobey any order Valjean (an omega/sub) gives him (which of course freaks him out at first for not being How Things Work).
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Re: Javert/Valjean AU

(Anonymous)
nnngggg, would post-Seine be okay?
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Post-barricade AU, Valjean, Fauchelevent, Javert

(Anonymous)
A canon-divergent AU where Fauchelevent doesn't die but leaves the convent with Valjean and Cosette.

Then comes the barricade, and when Javert brings Valjean back to the Rue de l'Homme Arme, Cosette and Fauchelevent are waiting.

Fauchelevent recognizes Javert from their time in M-sur-M, and assumes he's Monsieur Madeleine's friend. Cue him dragging Javert into the house for tea before anyone else quite knows what's going on.

(Can be shippy or gen, whatever the writer wants!)
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