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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Foursome

(Anonymous)
My tired brain just read "fun/awesome" as foursome. So obviously I came straight here.

Would enjoy Eponine/Cosette/Marius/Courf, or if Grantaire and Courfeyrac were involved (and probably Enjolras too because how can you not) but might be open to other pairings..
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"And although I know that he is blind..."

(Anonymous)
AU where everything is the same except that Marius is actually, literally blind. Inspired by the line from "on my own."
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Re: "And although I know that he is blind..."

(Anonymous)
Would OP object to Modern AU?
-Possible Author Anon
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Because I freaking love centaurs, okay?

(Anonymous)
Les Amis as centaurs. Describe the new logistics of building/manning the barricade. This also cries out for some fan art. Bonus points if you have centaur!Valjean carrying human!Marius through the sewer. Or maybe everyone should just be a centaur.
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Rebellious Enjolras (e/R)

I can't help myself.

Modern AU - Enjolras is a rebellious teenager who wants to bring the society down or something and, obviously, he's rebelling against his parents. He meets older, drunk, "maybe-he's-in-a-gang" Grantaire and he thinks that it's the perfect "fuck you" to his parents, so he begins to stay a lot with him, etc, to his parents's dismay (and maybe Combeferre and Courfeyrac and the rest of les Amis worry too at first ?)

But Grantaire, who had pretty much given up the idea of having anything good in his life, is amazed by Enjolras. and so they argue, of course, but mostly he's super caring and gently teasing, and when Enjolras decides to do something dangerous he follows him and protects him. And the more Enjolras learns about Grantaire, the more he falls in love with him and forget that he was just supposed to be another thing to annoy his parents.
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Re: Rebellious Enjolras (e/R)

(Anonymous)
ugh I've seen a couple like this on ao3 but they're all unfinished

I want to fill this but I have 3 fics already in the works and I do not need more :x
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Grantaire/Anyone, AU

(Anonymous)
there's this post on tumblr:

"ok but AU where Grantaire is magically made uglier by every harsh word or criticism he faces (from himself or others)

and because he hates himself so much by his late teens he already knows he’s completely horrifically ugly and so he just avoids mirrors all-together

but that means he doesn’t notice that kind words are making him more beautiful until someone showers him with praise and forces him to sit down and really look at himself."

and i'd just really like to see someone write this. op has a soft spot for combeferre/grantaire, but ultimately no pairing or era preferences.
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Re: Grantaire/Anyone, AU

(Anonymous)
I'd love to see this with Combeferre/Grantaire too.

Perhaps I'll fill it myself at some point - though no promises
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Cosette/Bahorel (Cosette/Marius), infidelity

(Anonymous)
Cosette loves Marius more than anything. She adores him completely, she wants to have his babies and raise them and watch him be the perfect father, she wants to grow old with him and never leave him. She pines for him when he's not there, she's happy almost all the time when they're together, he is the love of her life, etc, etc.

Except the sex is godawful and she tries to be diplomatic and helpful and all, but it doesn't really work, and she is frustrated as all hell, and sick of masturbating. She just wants to have some good sex. All relationship guides say that if the spark isn't there or if the sex sucks, that's a dealbreaker, but Cosette refuses to consider leaving Marius.

She winds up sleeping with Bahorel when Marius is out of town, and she feels bad about cheating, but she also feels way better after having good sex. So she keeps banging Bahorel on the side. She doesn't tell Marius, and she's subtle, because she can't bear to hurt him, but she also doesn't want to give this up.

Basically, sexually frustrated Cosette fucks Bahorel even though she loves Marius.
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Re: Cosette/Bahorel (Cosette/Marius), infidelity

(Anonymous)
Desperately want this pairing to happen!
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headcanons

(Anonymous)
Please submit headcanons for what young (pre-Toulon) Valjean would look like and which of the Amis he would most resemble. We need more young Valjean!
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Re: headcanons

(Anonymous)
My FC for Valjean is John Owen Jones, so I picture him as looking like a less "pretty" Enjolras (shorter, wider shoulders, more boy-next-door becuase that's what he kind of was).
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Time travel au

(Anonymous)
Enjolras (and maybe other Amis as well) go back to prehistoric times and try to convince all the cavepeople (who conveniently speak canon-era French) to adopt a republican form of government. The cavepeople are very confused and possibly think that Enjolras is the Sun God.
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Re: Time travel au

(Anonymous)
with this single prompt you have reminded me of why I check this meme everyday

I very much hope that it gets filled, the possibilities here are endless
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anything e/R with R saying, "If I don't make it back, tell Enjolras I love him."
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I swear, I'm working on this s̶l̶o̶w̶l̶y̶ at my own pace. Still got a few things that I'm writing for various reasons but I am working on this.
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All You Zombies AU

(Anonymous)
I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from?

(50 year old spoilers ahoy!)

All You Zombies is a short story by Heinlein in which you discover that the narrator is both their own father and mother, and that all major characters are the same person at different points in their timeline. I always want this for all the fandoms :D

I don't care which characters, any of them in a time loop would be awesome. But extraspecial bonus points if you can do Cosette-Fantine-Tholomyles. (And even more if you can make EVERY SINGLE PERSON be the same person)
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Ace!E/notAce!R

(Anonymous)
Enjolras has no interest in having sex, but he does like knowing that Grantaire's getting a lot of sex. He helps Grantaire pick people up at bars, helps arrange one night stands, fuckbuddy relationships, "every second tuesday except in march", etc, and then later, Grantaire comes home and tells Enjolras all about it. (Prefer if R's sex partners know that R is in a relationship and it's fully consensual infidelity and that R will be telling E the details/give a general overall review)
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so much crack

(Anonymous)
Grantaire somehow gets it into his head that if he overthrows the government and institutes democracy, that will prove to Enjolras that Grantaire would be a good provider.
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Re: so much crack

(Anonymous)
brb, crying.


now i'm just imagining a kate beaton "ohh, mr. darcy" parody where R shows up and says, "enjolras, i am home now and i overthrew the government?" and e swoons in his arms and they do it.
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first-world problems

(Anonymous)
Valjean, Fantine and co. are used to dealing with starvation, forced labor, and being hounded by the law. But when they are inexplicably thrust into 21st-century America, they find that they have no idea how to deal with minor inconveniences and annoyances, such as a lost wi-fi signal or not being able to decide what restaurant to go to for dinner.
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"Suddenly" reprise

(Anonymous)
Somebody write a reprise of "Suddenly" for Cosette to sing after her father dies.
Break my heart, anon.
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Re: "Suddenly" reprise

(Anonymous)
A lot of this works surprisingly well as is. Good call, anon prompter.
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You're the one I seek
Now that we're apart
Can my grieving heart carry on?
I must face the world alone
Without you to guide me
Something still in doubt
Though I'm reaching out, you are gone.

Suddenly the world
Seems a different place
Missing your kind face and your might.
How was I to know that so much strength was held inside you?
What has passed is gone
Now we journey on through the night

Though I've seen before the way grief can cloud the brightest day
Still I cry for faith anew
I'm so uncertain without you.
Now I'm old enough to know that family can come and go
Still I see you everywhere
Through memories I now must share.

Helpless though I'm grown
Let loose, yet unfree
All the best of me came from you.
Still you dare to touch my life
Although you cannot hide me

From this storm of grief
There is no relief
Now that suddenly you are gone.
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JVJ confronts Tholomyes

(Anonymous)
I have always wanted JVJ to meet Tholomyes, either on purpose or by accident, but knowing who he is and what he did to Fantine. Can go any way the author wants it to. Maybe Tholomyes comes to Montreuil for business reasons while Madeleine is still mayor, not realizing that Fantine has come back, or they meet in Paris several years later when Cosette is already grown. Preferred JVJ/Fantine shipping, but not necessarily; I just really want Tholomyes to have his ass handed to him by a big scary ex-convict with a heart of gold. Whether or not Fantine is still alive/finds out about this and what she thinks of it is also up to the author.
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Re: JVJ confronts Tholomyes

(Anonymous)
Great prompt! This would make for an interesting confrontation indeed. If I have time, I will try to write a small ficlet about it.
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