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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
[Round 6: No vacancy]Official rules/FAQ/Page-A-Mod post is there for reference, but you know how it works by now. Be nice, no kink-shaming, this is not the place to have it out with people who are Wrong On The Internet, detailed lists of kinks in headers are good, no RPF except for historical figures. Link to your fills (complete or incomplete) on the Fill Post. NKMWA = No Kink Meme Warnings Apply; see rules post for details. Mods reserve the right to enforce reasonable standards of conduct even if they are incapable of explicitly enumerating every possible way someone could act like an asshat online.

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Check in at Round 7!


e/R worship

(Anonymous)
basically enjolras thinks grantaire is the most beautiful person in the entire world and his goal in life is to make grantaire realize this

idk he could do a big grand gesture like plan a big "rally" that ends up being a grantaire march or just him randomly inserting "hi you're absolutely beautiful" into every conversation/at heated points in arguments or comparing the beauty of justice to grantaire's face or attempting to draw grantaire (and failing miserably)

bonus if grantaire thinks he's joking
bonus if it ends with body worship

Re: e/R worship

(Anonymous)
I love it!

combeferre riding the fuck out of courfeyrac

YES YES someone please!

Courfeyrac/Jehan

(Anonymous)
I want a detailed fic, describing every moment of Jehan fucking Courfeyrac senselessly while reciting poetry.

Reincarnated!Amis (with their memories) find things from their past lives.

E.g: One of Grantaire's painting in a museum or one of Jehan's poem in a poetry book etc.

Courf/Eponine, roleplaying as Marius/Cosette to get it out of their system

(Anonymous)
Marius and Cosette have become a couple, much to Courfeyrac and Eponine's dismay. Noticing the other's reaction to the news, Courf and Ponine decide that the quickest way to get over them will be to have get-it-out-of-my-system roleplay sex where Eponine pretends Courf is Marius and he pretends she is Cosette

They try it, but it doesn't seem to work until Courf admits he's pining over Marius, not Cosette. And Eponine's relieved because she was pining over Cosette herself.

Cue a quick change of outfits, and they find their roleplay much easier now that Courf's pretending to be Cosette and Eponine pretending to be Marius.

Re: Courf/Eponine, roleplaying as Marius/Cosette to get it out of their system

(Anonymous)
This is beautiful.

A/B/O mpreg fic

(Anonymous)
Grantaire is Enjolras' pregnant omega.

Enjolras is a hovering, protective babydaddy.

Re: A/B/O mpreg fic

(Anonymous)
yesss please

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I don't want porn, I don't want implied porn, I want CRACK, all the crack, so much crack I'll get OD and have to be sent to the hospital.

All the Javerts you can come up with, trying real hard to out-sass each other.

+1 if Varela!vert and Fraser!vert are like 'I don't care about you ninnies, I'm just gonna sit here and eat a burger and probably bicker with my Valjean on twitter'
+2 if Crowe!vert tries to have opinions and the others are like 'Sure, darling, here, have a cookie and go sit over there and let the adults talk.'

Re: A whole lot of Javerts

(Anonymous)
Seconded so hard!

Javert has the cutest sneeze

(Anonymous)
Javert has a head cold and instead of a big manly sneeze he sounds like a little kitten with the sniffles.

Re: Javert has the cutest sneeze

(Anonymous)
*gigglesnort* this 1000000%

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVIZED. Or Will it?

(Anonymous)
Canon!AU w/ one difference: there's already TV - or maybe news radio ("before we switch over to Jacques at the Boulevard, just in from Vienna here's the brand-new hit by the Waltz King himself, Johann Strauss!"), covering the June Rebellion.
Bonus: when the reporters try to get statements from "the man on the street/barricade", they always pick those who are in disguise (Eponine), have secrets they wish to hide (Valjean, Marius and Cosette) or both (Javert).

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVIZED. Or Will it?

(Anonymous)
Canon!AU w/ one difference: there's already TV - or maybe news radio ("Before we switch over to Jacques at the Boulevard, just in from Vienna here's the brand-new hit by the Waltz King himself, Johann Strauss!"), covering the June Rebellion.
Bonus: when the reporters try to get statements from "the man on the street/barricade", they always pick those who are in disguise (Eponine), have secrets they wish to hide (Valjean, Marius and Cosette) or both (Javert).

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(Anonymous)
Seconded so hard! It's Les Mis meets the Hunger Games!
This sounds like a job for the gif-makers of Les Misumentary.

Junkie!Enjolras

(Anonymous)
i just want reincarnation au where all the Amis are reunited and happy, except for Enjolras, who they find living on the streets and addicted to drugs (for whatever reason works. maybe he tried to lead a revolution in this life but didn't have his Amis so it failed and he was put in prison for a couple years and came out with no one to help him?)
So the Amis take him in and together help clean him up and get him back on his feet

Re: Junkie!Enjolras

(Anonymous)
I'm working on a fic that isn't exactly this but it involves (sorta) junkie!enjolras (prescription pills)

I'm tempted to fill this but I think it might be overkill on the junkie!enjolras on my part, lol

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Modern AU Les Amis have an athletic carnival. With shot put, discus, javelin, high jump, long jump and sprints. (But maybe it would be a good idea if Bossuet only partakes in sprints.)

Grantaire vs the world

(Anonymous)
so I watched Scott Pilgrim vs the world tonight so now I have a strong craving for a Scott Pilgrim au where Grantaire is Scott and Enjolras is Ramona. Grantaire has to fight Enjolras' "evil ex amis" to win his affection.

Give me ALL the crack!

Re: Grantaire vs the world

(Anonymous)
(((OP here, sorry I messed up, ignore this pls)))

Marius Pontmercy vs the world

(Anonymous)
so I watched Scott Pilgrim vs the world tonight so now I have a strong craving for a Scott Pilgrim au where Marius is Scott and Cosette is Ramona.

Give me ALL the crack!

Bonus points for:
-Eponine as Knives, Marius' fake peasant girlfriend
-Enjolras as Stephen, who just wants Marius to focus on their (terrible) band, Les Amis de l'ABC
-Marius being as awkward as Scott is and just Pontmercying everywhere

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(Anonymous)
WALLACE WELLS COURFEYRAC OR BUST

fairytale au

(Anonymous)
where Bamatabois is actually Baba Yaga and his fine house with a balcony has secret legs.

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(Anonymous)
Ooh, could Fantine be Vasilisa?

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Established Relationship Ace!Enjolras/Sexual!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Ace or GrayA Enjolras doesn't experience much sexual arousal and doesn't need or particularly want sexual stimulation in a relationship, but he receives great emotional satisfaction from the thought of watching Grantaire fall apart under his hands.

Extra if Grantaire panics and runs away when Enjolras makes his move.

Enjolras/Grantaire - Sleeping beauty au

(Anonymous)
inspired by this post http: //tveitjolraas . tumblr . com/post/56253907761/cinderella-snow-white-whats-that-an-illness


pretty please

Reincarnation is weird

(Anonymous)
Javert reincarnates as a male stripper/prostitute, Valjean is his (female) pimp. Tons of WTF-ing from both parties when they regain their memories.

Grantaire is a boxer and he has the body of one. Enjolras is freakishly obsessed with it so he ties R up, slathers him with oil, and rubs himself all over R's body.

Bonus if he rides Grantaire after.

((no shame))

SECONDED WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND FIERY SUNS

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Joly/Bossuet, adorable h/c

(Anonymous)
Bossuet has injured himself again, and Joly kisses it better. Whether this is adorable domestic fluff or Joly making his adorably inept move on Bossuet is up to the a!anon, as is the era (though canon era is preferred).

Valjean killed at barricade AU

(Anonymous)
Cosette never knew why her father just vanished one day nor what happened to her love.

Re: Valjean killed at barricade AU

(Anonymous)
Jesus, this could have happened so easily. It was so irresponsible of him to just take off in the middle of the night without even telling her where he was going :(
But maybe the Amis would have used him as a symbol the way they used Mabeuf's death. At least give him the dignity of dying on the barricade instead of getting sucked into a fontis in the sewers and drowning in human waste.

E/R, sickfic

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Grantaire have been having casual sex with no strings attached for awhile now, but it's only when Enjolras falls miserably ill and Grantaire cares for him that they come to realize just how much they mean to each other.

Grantaire/Enjolras, BDSM and shame

(Anonymous)
We've had several delicious prompts about Enjolras being ashamed of wanting to dominate Grantaire because of his egalitarian beliefs, and I have a craving to see it reversed.

Grantaire has fantasises of dominating Enjolras, treating him in a degrading/humiliating manner in bed. And he's terribly ashamed of these desires, as he views Enjolras as this perfect being. And then somehow he ends up telling Enjolras about his fantasies and Enjolras is like "We can totally do that." And then they have loads of kinky sex.

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And in that moment i swear we are infinite

(Anonymous)
I have all those perks of being a wallflower feelings and i need a powerful scene with the tunnel. I don't really care about the backstory though if you want backstory, you can do whatever you want with it. I just need freedom, a van, "we could be heroes just for one day" on the background and love of any kind.
Preferred pairings: E/R or Eponine/Combeferre or Jehan/Courfeyrac or all of them together.

Re: And in that moment i swear we are infinite FILL 1A

(Anonymous)
I hope this is somewhat what you're looking for. Just kind of ran with it. (Unedited btw so sorry for that)

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Sometimes they all just needed to mellow out.

So, in the midst of a tense situation where Grantaire and Courfeyrac came home high out of their minds, and Enjolras was stressed up to his eyeballs, and Eponine had had yet another row with her sister, and Jehan was just upset that everybody else was upset; Combeferre ordered them all into the van. Driving around the darkened streets with the sky just starting to lighten took the edge off, and car rules dictated that no smoking and no fighting was allowed so it tended to defuse any situation, or at least delay the worst of it.

Eponine was sitting shotgun, her make up still smudged from crying and her hair in a loose, tangled ponytail. He held one of Comberferre’s hands in both of her own, sadly playing with his fingers as she gazed out the window at the passing streetlights. It pained him, knowing there was really much to be done about the situation. Azelma would continue to be a brat and get herself in horrible situations and Eponine would continue to care about her poisonous family. Comberferre lifted her hands to his mouth and kissed her fingers. That, at least, brought a small smile to her lips.

Courfeyrac and Jehan were cuddling in the middle seat, the poet’s back against his boyfriend’s chest with Courf’s strong arms wrapped around him. He smiled as he felt the other man kiss the top of his head. “‘Ferre?” he asked, his voice the first to break the silence of the car, “Music?” The driver obliged and turned on the radio, settling for a mellow indie channel that everybody was either happy to listen to or too tired to complain about.

The back of the car was still a knot of tension. Enjolras and Grantaire were sitting side by side but not touching. Enjolras, already wound up from the stress of classes and student leadership and his internship and extra studies had not been in the mood to fight with Grantaire when he came home, but did so anyway. It wasn’t that he was against the recreational drug use, or at least he never complained when anybody else partook, but he always seemed to be offended only when Grantaire was under the influence of just about anything other than natural adrenaline. Grantaire resented the double standard that Enjolras couldn’t, or refused to, explain.

“You reek” he muttered to the darker haired man. Grantaire let out a long, loud sigh. There was no use arguing with him, though he very much wanted to. But he was tired, and the buzz was starting to wear off.

“Louder, please,” he called to the front of the car and the music was turned up.

“Alright, now,” Grantaire leaned forward, reaching for the sunroof over Courfeyrac and Jehan’s seat.

“What are you doing?”

“Getting some air.”

“Sit back down.” Grantaire ignored the blond and opened the window. “Grantaire, sit back down right now.

“Relax, Apollo. Fuckin’ Christ…”

“Taire what are you doing?” Courfeyrac pipped up sleepily.

Grantaire stuck his head out the window, inhaling the early morning air.

“GRANTAIRE!” Comberferre glanced in the mirror at the red-faced Enjolras, who met his eye. “Make him stop!”

For whatever reason it was that that finally broke the tension. Eponine giggled first, Comberferre grinned, and Courfeyrac let out a warm, deep laugh.

“If I could control Grantaire,” Combeferre said gently, “I would have long ago made him into my personal butler and cook. Let him alone, Enjolras.”

Grantaire laughed and stood up, resting his arms on the hood of the car.

“This is dangerous, and illegal,” Enjolras pressed.

Grantaire banged his hand on the metal roof. “Faster, ‘Ferre!”

Comberferre looked over at Eponine who gave him a brilliant smile. She leaned over and pressed her lips to his briefly and with that confidence he drove faster. She leaned away and rolled down her window, sticking her head out and letting out a loud war cry, which Grantaire answered.

Courfeyrac was laughing, holding a grinned Jehan close to his chest as he added his own hoots to the din.


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Star Trek AU

(Anonymous)
The Amis are the crew of the Enterprise. That is all.

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