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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Valvert Murder Mystery & Drama

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When Jean Valjean's wife, Fantine is murdered, it is up to DI Javert to catch her killer. Valjean (though innocent) is the prime suspect. The case is further complicated by the fact that the only witness to the murder is the Valjeans' young daughter, Cosette but she hasn't spoken a single word since that terrible night. And, to top it all off, Javert and Valjean have both begun to have feelings for each other.
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pining enjolras

(Anonymous)
Enjolras is in what he thinks is unrequited love with Grantaire, as he thinks that Eponine is Grantaire's girlfriend (while in actuality she is Grantaire's bestie, but also the wrong gender for him). So, Enjolras assumes that all of Grantaire's flirting is a cruel joke at his expense. He is, of course, completely wrong and Grantaire is madly in love with him. Happy Ending, yay!
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Enjolras/Grantaire, reincarnation

(Anonymous)
They're all reborn in modern time, all virtually the same, except Grantaire does't love Enjolras, he's just genuinely pissed off by Enjolras's idealism.

Enjolras, unlike Grantaire, remembers their past lives, where they were either together or Enjolras was aware of and reciprocated Grantaire's feelings even if they weren't in a relationship.

Enjolras decides that just because Grantaire's feelings came easy the first time around, doesn't mean Enjolras won't have to work for them the second, so he comes up with a plan to make Grantaire remember him and love him again.
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Came across a prompt a long while back about Valjean giving Javert a good old fashioned over the knee spanking and a story followed. I'm hoping for another of a similar nature except this time Valjean spanks Javert for attempting to kill himself at the bridge and to drive home the point Javert matters as a person and is good policeman despite his mistakes. Lots of Javert crying please anons! He was practically crying on the bridge (in the movie) anyway and he needs to cry and be cuddled by Valjean.
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inspired by this TFLN

"(419):

Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again"

Grantaire is put on anti-depressants and sure they kinda help, but it's really harshing his masturbatory habits.

bonus points if you can make it e/R but I'm okay with just Grantaire. Or anyone being on the receiving end of that text (you don't have to include it).
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Filling this because I know that feel, Grantaire. I know that feel.
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tw: non-con

(Anonymous)
Enjolras doesn't have sex because of abuse he suffered in childhood. Grantaire, oblivious and drunk, says something he shouldn't about said chastity/perceived superiority. Cue R finding out the truth somehow and feeling like a total dick.
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Re: Minifill

(Anonymous)
"Enjolras, I do love you, but chastity would not make you inferior," Grantaire said, slurring a bit because of his drunken state.
Enjolras´reaction was sudden and furious. "Should I let to throw myself to that filthy cesspool again!" he spat, hitting the pamphlets in his hands to the table and making everyone in the backroom of Café Musain to stare at him.
"Wow... wow... again?" Courfeyrac asked. He had always thought that Enjolras was a virgin.
Combeferre, only one knowing Enjolras´past, said quickly: "Enjolras, should I explain...?"
Grantaire, despite the fumes in his head, started to understand. "Enjolras..."
Enjolras breathed deeply. "I was... ravished, as a child. Tortured, more likely. They did filthy, disgusting things." He looked at Courfeyrac.
"I´m sorry what I said, I didn´t mean to imply that my friends are filthy," he said shortly.
Courfeyrac nodded.
"Jesus Christ, I´m sorry for being such a...," Grantaire began.
"You are not," Enjolras interrupted. "You did not know. Now, shall we continue?"
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Repost from previous round: Soulbond AU, e/R

(Anonymous)
sort of inspired by those countdown-until-you-meet-your-soulmate things, everyone has some timer or what have you until they meet their one and only, and everyone gets excited about meeting their S.O. sometimes a little too excited.

it just so happens that both Enjolras and R have expectations for what their meeting is going to be like; E expects someone as passionate about The Cause as he is, and R was, maybe not expecting, but sort of hoping for someone who cared enough to put up with his bullshit and not look down on him for so many of his habits. both are disappointed.

there's definitely some attraction there, but neither really get what they wanted. though, after many agonizing trials and tribulations, they're both getting the feeling that maybe that criteria is starting to change.

tl;dr: E and R are waiting for the day they meet their soulmate. when they actually do, both are disappointed, but they eventually work shit out.
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Always-a-Girl!Enjolras/Grantaire: Gentle Sex

(Anonymous)
I have a need for fluffy/gentle sex with always-a-girl!Enjolras/Grantaire.
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Re: Always-a-Girl!Enjolras/Grantaire: Gentle Sex

(Anonymous)
What's the difference between female Enjolras and "always-a-girl" Enjolras?
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Courfeyrac/Asexual!Character B (one of the Amis)

(Anonymous)
Courfeyrac is in love with Character B,* who loves him back. They start a tentative relationship but Character B thinks it won't last because they're asexual and Courfeyrac has a long sexual history (which he previously bragged about?).

Courfeyrac happily shows everyone that he doesn't need sex to have a fulfilling relationship.

* - OP would love if its Grantaire.
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Re: Courfeyrac/Asexual!Character B (one of the Amis)

(Anonymous)
Would op mind if it was Jehan?
-prospective a!anon
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Domme!Cosette and sub!Marius

During a scene, Cosette tells Marius to be a good boy and be quiet, but he can't stop telling his mistress how pretty she is.

Bonus points if she eventually has to gag him.
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bamatabois/javert architecture appreciation porn

(Anonymous)
Bamatabois fucks Javert hard while lecturing him smugly on the history of his house and the fine artistic and architectural qualities of its balcony and moldings

bonus for Lovecraft pastiche
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Javert on Tumblr

(Anonymous)
Javert is the Tumblr police, cracking down on anyone who dares to repost someone else's art.

(I really just want to see him angrily yelling "Weheartit is NOT A SOURCE!" at somebody...)
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Re: Javert on Tumblr

(Anonymous)
Oh my god yes. Please.
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Cosette in disguise

(Anonymous)
I need a fanfiction where everything is the same except Enjolras is really Cosette in disguise leading the revolution.
And when it's Cosette she loves Marius but when it's Enjolras he cannot help having feelings for Grantaire.

I'd love it to end with sexy threesome between Marius, Cosette and Grantaire. And then they die, because you know, the revolution fails or something.
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Re: Cosette in disguise

(Anonymous)
Cue Valjean dying of grief because Cosette died. Nevermind the fact it was after or possibly during a scorching hot threeway.
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almost famous

(Anonymous)
Have we had an "Almost Famous" crossover yet? If not, I'd love love love to see one. I could see Marius as William. But then again, I could also see Grantaire or Enjolras or Jehan or Gavroche or really any of the other boys as William.

My favourite pairings are e/R, Courfeyrac/Jehan, and Marius/Cosette.

Bonus points if:
-The Amis are the band or the band-aids.
-You at any point reference the bit in the film where Russell yells "I'm a golden god!"
-Eponine is Anita (if Gavroche is William).
-You include the scene in which William loses his virginity to everyone except the boy/girl he is in love with.
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Onesided Eponine/Marius, onesided Combeferre/Eponine

(Anonymous)
Because apparently I want you all to kill me.

I would love to see a fic where Eponine is dying at the barricade, doing her final song, only instead of Marius comforting her, it's Combeferre. Combeferre's been in love with her for a while, but knows she only has eyes for Marius. Thing is, she's so out of it and dying of blood loss that she thinks that it's Marius holding her instead of Combeferre.

I'd prefer if you didn't villanize Marius. He's not there for her because he's injured, already been carried away, needed elsewhere, didn't know Eponine was dying, whatever, but he didn't just see her get shot and shrug and walk off.

Bonus points if:
Combeferre fell in love with her during the "daughter of the wolf" scene where she protects Cosette's house.
He eventually just gives up and pretends to be Marius, but a Marius that's in love with her. ("And I will keep you safe, and I will keep you close...")

If you want to revive me after you kill me, maybe they meet again in the afterlife and she realizes it was him and they wind up together?
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Re: Onesided Eponine/Marius, onesided Combeferre/Eponine

(Anonymous)
This is the most precious prompt I have ever seen. Would you mind (with main purpose to alternate canon even less) Combeferre finding her first and comforting her and then leaving carefully when he sees Marius, so that Marius still gets to kiss her forehead but Combeferre has already managed to comfort her without the others knowing?
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