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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

kind of political animals au

(Anonymous)
grantaire is the son of the former president (doesn't have to be an actual president, you can just use the hammonds or whatever if you feel like) and he's always been in the spotlight because he grew up with his dad in office and he's been known for his drug use and he's not well liked because he's gay and all that

his mother, former first lady, is planning on running for president and hires enjolras to appeal to younger voters. he basically wants to president one day so he jumps at the chance. he spends a lot of time trying to clean up after grantaire and being on the cover of magazines stumbling outside of clubs and stories about his drug use. and obviously they start an ~affair~ yadda yadda yadda

that's just the basic premise. everything is up to the author.

tl;dr grantaire's parents are in politics, he's their drug addict gay son and brings dishonor on himself, the family, his cow, etc and enjolras is a campaign manager for r's mother.
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Re: kind of political animals au

(Anonymous)
I like this prompt c:
Hope someone fills
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WoW! AU

(Anonymous)
Valjean is a human death knight trying to redeem himself
Javert is a worgen hunter who can't let go.
Enjolras is a blood elf paladin.
The Thernardiers are all goblins.
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Welcome To Musain Vale

(Anonymous)
E/R Night Vale AU where Grantaire is Cecil and Enjolras is Carlos.
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Re: Welcome To Musain Vale

(Anonymous)
Oh my god, I was actually considering prompting this myself! I really hope this gets filled, Night Vale and Les Mis are my two favourite fandoms and a crossover would be the best thing!
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Javert the police movie critic.

(Anonymous)
Its Javert's birthday so Valjean tries to take him out to dinner and a movie. Valjean buys tickets for a police/crime/detective film thinking that it would be something Javert would enjoy. To bad those movies are insanely inaccurate with how they portray police work. Javert spends the entire film loudly mocking and bemoaning the inaccuracies in the film.

Bonus: they have an awkward dinner at the Cheesecake Factory or something afterwords.
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Jehan/Courf 'The Proposal'

(Anonymous)
I just really want Courfeyrac to serenade Jehan with The Proposal from the Unauthorized Autbiography of Samantha Brown (which is basically a song about someone asking for sex, if you haven't heard it). Maybe they've been dating for a while and one night he just says 'have sex with me'. I'm open to anything really, I just want the song and Jehan's reaction to it.

Lyrics: kerrigan-lowdermilk (dot) com (slash) songs (slash) the-proposal

Bonus points for actual fluffy cuddling/breakfast in bed the next morning.
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The Notebrick

(Anonymous)
In his old age, Valjean has forgotten everything, including the people he loves. Javert, not knowing when to give up and reluctant to let go of the peace he has found after somehow surviving canon, writes the brick to remind him, and reads bits to Valjean in an attempt to remind him of his life. Javert is unflattering to himself, and probably a bit nicer to everyone else than he would have been if he wasn't telling this as Valjean's story. Cosette visits occasionally with her family, but is not remembered either.

Tl;dr Valjean and Javert do The Notebook, where the brick takes the place of the book, Valjean is Allie, and Javert is Duke. If you can, please stick to the basic thread of The Notebook, and by that I mean the ending. I'm looking for angst. No happy endings, please.
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Re: The Notebrick

(Anonymous)
Ohh, I hope this gets filled. I cried at the end of that film. It really was beautiful
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Joly/Bossuet, of course Bossuet is welcome

(Anonymous)
Canonverse, Bossuet is worried about overstaying his welcome, not realising that Joly would very much like to make out with him a lot. Joly tries to play it cool (don't scare off the attractive man by being clingy and weird), but ends up asking him very very nicely to stay. By that, I mean blow jobs.

Obvs, Bossuet decides to stay.
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I'd like to see a fic where Montparnasse isn't a huge bullying abusive boyfriend. I'd like to see a fic where Montparnasse is still a murderer but he doesn't understand that it is awkward to say something like "Hello Eponine, I killed someone earlier and they had a necklace that you might like, here you go". Please, give me my fic.
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Me likey! Montparnasse out-dorking Marius...
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e/R comic-con

(Anonymous)
they met at comic-con

that's it that's the prompt
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Re: e/R comic-con

(Anonymous)
Grantaire felt very uncomfortable in his Stormtrooper costume. He itched all over, but he couldn't scratch himself. At least the thick plastic did well to hide his chubby form, he thought. If only he hadn't left his helmet at home. True, he couldn't see through the damn thing, but at least no one would be able to see his ugly face and make fun of him.
"Sir! You didn't get your flier!"
Grantaire turned around to face a beautiful blond with his golden locks in a rat-tail braid. He was wearing a Jedi robe, and at first glance, Grantaire thought he was a woman. Why isn't she wearing a gold bikini? he thought. But then he examined the blond's face, his striking blue eyes, and wondered what such a beautiful person was doing at a comic-con.
"Who are you supposed to be?" asked Grantaire in confusion. "Anakin? Qui-Gon? Young Obi-Wan?"
"No one in particular," said the blond. "Just a Jedi knight. We know neither fear nor love." He looked over Grantaire's costume. "And you, I see, are a Stormtrooper. Which one?"
Grantaire blushed, and the blond burst out laughing. "Well, no matter. I'll still have to fight you." He drew his lightsaber, the brightest blue Grantaire had ever seen.
"You should tell people you're Anakin," saidd Grantaire. "You sure look like him."
"What, and masquerade as a selfish little punk who goes over to the Dark Side? No thanks." He reached into his robe and pulled out the flier. "Here, take this. We're going to register voters next week, same place, same time. Are you already registered?"
"I- I'm only seventeen," Grantaire lied.
"That's okay. You can pre-register at sixteen in this state, so you're automatically in the system once you turn eighteen." The blond smiled. "By the way, my name is Enjolras."
"Grantaire," said his new friend. The two shook hands. Grantaire couldn't comprehend why a Star Wars nerd like himself would care about voting. Wasn't that the whole point of being a nerd, that you didn't have to care? That you blocked the real world by indulging in a fake one? How did this Enjolras have both the time and energy to be a geek and an activist? Didn't he know that geeks didn't get laid? Well, Enjolras was so beautiful that he could get laid even if he was the biggest geek in the world. But he knew that he, Grantaire, didn't stand a chance.
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Javert the protest leader????

(Anonymous)
Someone other than Javert accuses Madeleine of being a convict, but he also goes further and has him arrested and returned to Toulon.

Montreuil-sur-Mer is in shock, and none more so than its Police Inspector. When the workers and townsmen rally to protest against the imprisonment, Javert not only turns a blind eye to those of his subordinates who join them, he does so himself and becomes the spokesman and de-facto leader of them due to his authority

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Re: Javert the protest leader????

(Anonymous)
WANT
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enjolras/any, lingerie

(Anonymous)
enjolras dresses in lingerie for his partner, who lets him wait (or is just late), so he starts fingering himself. (bonus if he is vocal about it.)
then his partner arrives and hot sex ensues, and enjolras is even louder than before while he gets fucked (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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I use to want you behind bars, now I only want you gone

(Anonymous)
"Now I only want you gone" from Portal 2 but will Valjean and Javert.
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FILL: I Want You Gone, Javert version

(Anonymous)
Well here we are again,
It’s always such a pleasure,
Remember when you escaped me thrice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn’t laughing,
Under the circumstances I’ve been most terribly nice.

You want your freedom take it,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I used to want you dead but,
Now I only want you gone.

I was a lot like you,
(Maybe not quite as strong),
Now you want Javert to join you too.
One day I looked high up,
And saw the stars above me,
It’s such a shame the same stars will never bless you.

You’ve got your short, sad life left,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I’ll let you get right to it,
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only friend,
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren’t so sad,
Well you have been replaced,
I don’t need anyone now,
When I forget you maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad.

Go save some new sad children,
That’s what I’m counting on,
You’re someone else’s problem,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone.
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Any/Any, HSM AU

(Anonymous)
I have no good explanation for this, but I really want a High School Musical AU.

I'm not picky about who gets cast in what parts.
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Fauchelevent&/Valjean cuddling for warmth

(Anonymous)
Fauchelevent and Valjean live in that hut together for a few years-- there must have been (or should have been) bed-sharing and piling up their blankets together during particularly cold winter nights!

(Can be shippy or gen, just give me some old men cuddling.)
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Re: Fauchelevent&/Valjean cuddling for warmth

(Anonymous)
Filled on AO3 here:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/945126

5,500 words, explicit
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Combeferre/Bahorel reprompt

(Anonymous)
Combeferre expects Bahorel to be really rough in bed and he's kind of excited at the idea of it, but when they have sex Bahorel is really sweet and tender and Combeferre is torn between loving it and urging him to be rougher.
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Javert lays eggs

(Anonymous)
Thats just how new Inspectors are born, NBD.

+1000000: Valjean makes an omelet and Javert freaks the fuck out.
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FILL: Javert Lays Eggs 1a/1

(Anonymous)
“Valjean, you fool!” Javert’s hand yanked the other man’s arm away from the bowl of milk, the egg clutched in his hand slipping free and cracking on the floor at the their feet.

Valjean tugged his wrist away, nail marks red upon the delicate skin of his inner wrist. Javert’s hand remaining grasping at the air and the panicked expression decorating his features cause enough for Valjean to question the Inspector’s current state of mind. “Javert, what on Earth –”

“Where did you get those eggs?” Javert’s voice wavered into a squeak and the previously still hand gestured at the two eggs sat innocently on the table.

Valjean stared at the eggs; small, but larger than a chicken’s egg, with dark grey specks coating the light surface. As far as he could tell, they were ordinary eggs that would taste wonderful as an omlette.

“The compost heap, though I don’t know why you threw them away Javert, they look perfectly fine to me.” Valjean picked up one of the remaining eggs and prepared to crack it open.

Valjean spared a glance at the clock – lunch time, of course. Javert would be hungry after a night shift, and his odd behaviour could be tempered in minutes by a full belly. Any colouring that had remained in Javert’s cheeks fled away at the sight of the slowly opening eggshell.

“Jean, do not continue.”

Valjean huffed. “Really, what is there to worry about?”

“Jean –”

“A tasty omlette complete with veg —”

“Valjean! Those are my eggs!” The roar from the Inspector stilled Valjean’s hand as it reached towards the whisk.

“I would think so. I do not remember buying them so you must have –”

“VALJEAN! Listen! I laid them. They are mine, they are from my body!”

For half a minute, Jean Valjean could only stare blankly at a sallow-faced Inspector before he allowed himself the pleasure of asking one hundred questions.
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Vikings Modern Crossover (e/R and Ragnar/Athelstan)

(Anonymous)
Grantaire and Athelstan are twins who come from a very religious family. Grantaire rebels and is estranged from his family early on because of his sexual orientation. Athelstan is more of a peace keeper and goes as far as possible to appease his parents by going to religious school and studying to be a priest and so on, perhaps to make up for the rift caused by Grantaire.

Grantaire falls in love with Enjolras and befriends the Amis in university, but finds that just because he's escaped his family doesn't mean he's completely 100% okay with his own sexual orientation or has the confidence to actually come out to his friends (even his gay ones) after the traumatic coming-out experience he had with his family. Meanwhile, Athelstan is kidnapped while he is in a foreign country with his mission (something the boys in his church are expected to do) and falls in love with one of his kidnappers, the heavily tattooed Ragnar.

Anyway, lots of self-directed homophobia and angst happens, and eventually the brothers reunite after having been separated for so long, both having changed immensely. Brotherly hugs. Happiness, the end.


I'm sorry for the overly specific prompt, so feel free to amend it in any way you see fit.
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Re: Vikings Modern Crossover (e/R and Ragnar/Athelstan)

(Anonymous)
I like this prompt a++ 5/5
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E/R Torchwood inspired

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Grantaire play Naked Hide-and-Seek.

The rules: "Whoever catches the other gets to fuck him." - Gareth David-Lloyd
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thenardier/marius

(Anonymous)
“To find Thenardier, in fact, Marius would have given one of his arms, to rescue him from his misery, he would have sacrificed all his blood. To see Thenardier, to render Thenardier some service, to say to him: “You do not know me; well, I do know you! Here I am. Dispose of me!" This was Marius’ sweetest and most magnificent dream.”
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Combeferre and Joly get drunk and decide to marathon Bill Nye the Science Guy.
+10000000 if they sing along with all the cheesy music videos and Combeferre points out every little thing that's scientifically incorrect in the slightest.
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Oh my god. This prompt just made my life.
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Every Ami except Enjolras is just 10littlebullets in a different wig.
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HEADCANON ACCEPTED
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I saw this floating around Tumblr and got INTSTA HEADCANONED

Modern Au Courfeyrac is a sex phone operator.

So, can I have a fic about that? He gets a really shitty caller, a really awesome caller, a caller he just wants to hug and squeeze all day, and sometimes-
-his friends call his line just to be assholes.
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As the OP of that post on tumblr, +1000000000000000

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Eponine/Combeferre pegging please?
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Hah, wow, I started writing this like, a week ago, very self-indulgently. =D
I'll post it as soon as possible~
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Tangled AU

(Anonymous)
okay so. i was looking through the old memes and found a prompt for a Tangled AU with Cosette/R, but, IDK, i'm not exactly big on it so here's a modified version.




Cosette is the daughter of king Valjean and queen Fantine who was kidnapped by the Thenardiers as a get-rich-quick scheme (maybe they use her ridiculously long hair as a medical service for bandits or smth?? maybe they run a carnival thing that never moves from the tower?), she stays locked in the tower (b/c her hair can totally reach the ground without her leaving, don't even) while either she (i'm not sure how they would signal her or whatever) or Ep (or Azelma even) sing to make it glow. and Ep is like, her only confidant b/c her mother makes her bring food and stuff to Cosette (and she maybe rides Cosette's hair out the window with a brush?). still, she'd like to actually leave sometime.


cue Grantaire, the vagabond running away from either his former partners in crime (Montparnasse and Claqusous and whatever the other ones are, i'm thinking). while the Thenardiers are away pulling their own heist (maybe for whatever it was that R was after?) he hides in their place and climbs the tower when they come grumbling home. he meets Cosette and quickly decides she's a Pretty Cool Chick, so, if she promises not to rat him out, he promises her he'll get her away from here. she agrees.

so they bust out, Ep, being decidedly Not An Idiot, finds and follows them and they maybe form a crime triumvirate (but feel free to bring Gav and 'Zelma along for the ride), exploiting assholes by using pretty dames and R's knowledge of Apparently Everything including kicking ass and taking names.

and then maybe they run into an anarchist cove, the Amis (who act a la Robin Hood). and R swoons a bit over over their blonde leader that is planning a coup, Ep and 'sette roll their eyes and pull him away before Anything Serious can happen. but the rest of the Amis grow a little sweet on them and help them when R's old partners and Ep's parents come to fuck their shit up.

they make it to town for C to see the lights but she meets a boy, and Ep meets the same boy, (but they're brosis-es, so they can share, right? [i am also totes fine with Ep/Courf or Ep/Combe if u don't wanna work the three-way])and R decides they're never allowed to make fun of him again. and at some point C gets separated from them and Monty and the other dudes kidnap her and Ep and R are going to go postal on their asses, only they managed to get themselves arrested for different reasons. but, lo and behold, the Amis spring them free and save Cosette (b/c they were planning a coup, not b/c Enjolras wanted to see anyone in particular, not at all) and they stop the bad guys and Cosette and Eponine and Marius hook up, and Cosette meets her parents and realises she's a princess, and E is upset that his attempt to overthrow the monarchy was repressed by happy endings but he's also a little more distracted now by sex, so it's not as bad as it could be.






okay wow, sorry for this gigantic prompt i may as well write the damn thing myself. now let's see if that'll actually happen.
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Gunshot-induced J/VJ

(Anonymous)
I'm in pain right now and I want my favourite character to suffer as much as I do, so:

Somebody please shoot Javert.

I really don't care if it's fatal or not at all, as long as there is pain and valvert-ish angst or h/c involved. Make it as fluffy, angsty or cracky as you want, but please make him SUFFER!
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