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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

LotR

(Anonymous)
Could someone give me a LotR crossover? Recommendations are also very much appreciated. Enjolras strikes me as an elf. The idea of Enjolras doing some sort of combat, especially archery, makes me very happy.
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Re: LotR

(Anonymous)
Since you asked for recs, here is another LesMis/LotR prompt+fill: http://makinghugospin.livejournal.com/13289.html?thread=8818409
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I want to know you (biblically)

(Anonymous)
My vagina wants some priest kink. Any pairings.
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Harem Boy/Hero

(Anonymous)
Person A is kept in a harem of other men/women and rescued when the King is overthrown. The soldier who takes them (Person B) is almost immediately in love, and tries to take care of them with all that they can.

Bonus points if all the TLC and favors weird out Person A, and their mentality is trapped at 'I serve /you/, that's how this works'

Bonus bonus points for super sweet nervous first time, Person B fretting over bringing back bad memories for Person A or s/t

Any pairings welcome C:
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Can we please keep prompts on-topic, i.e. at least nominally related to Les Mis in some way?

Prompts that stick the characters in wild and crazy AU settings are fine. And any/any prompts aren't automatically off-topic either--if you want to see a specific kink played out in Les Mis-verse but don't care who's doing it, it's still Les Mis kink. But a prompt for literally any two characters that's specifically set in an AU far removed from canon has ceased to have even the most tenuous link to Les Mis.
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Bahorel/His Laughing Mistress, who is transsexual

(Anonymous)
Something (canon AU) in which Bahorel's mistress was born in a male body, and (due to the time) is stuck there. However, she dresses as a female, has long hair, calls herself by a female name, etc.

Bahorel adores her, and is the best boyfriend ever. He'd kill anyone who'd dare call his mistress a man, he's supportive of her, he treats her the same he'd treat any other lady.

Fill doesn't need to include sex (although they do have a consensual sexual relationship), it can just focus on the little ways that Bahorel is awesome to his mistress.
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e/R, Grantaire's pet freaks Enjolras out

(Anonymous)
R had some kind of unusual pet-- a snake/bearded dragon/iguana/tarantula, etc., and Enjolras is really fucking scared of it. That's all i want in life
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Re: e/R, Grantaire's pet freaks Enjolras out

(Anonymous)
This is also all I want in life. Let's get married. We can name our first child after anyone who fills.
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E/R, established D/s relationship

Grantaire still thinks he's not good enough for Enjolras, mostly because he's ugly. Enjolras ties him up and makes him come over and over again while telling him how beautiful he is to Enjolras and how much Enjolras loves him. Grantaire gets very overwhelmed and cries ad almost safewords but doesn't, and when he can't take anymore Enjolras unties him and cuddles with him and aftercare.

bonus points for: Grantaire being really really embarassed, breathplay, spanking/face-slapping/light painplay, dirty talk, Grantaire in a collar
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so many dumb ways to die

(Anonymous)
based on this Australian PSA: http://www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Either a humorous or not humorous Les Mis take on this song.

Bonus points if it is featuring Joly, and or told from his perspective.
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Re: so many dumb ways to die

Have you seen this video at all, anon?

https://www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=BU1F9xCBFww
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repost from round 3

(Anonymous)
just found this prompt (not my own) and i love it so much and wish it was filled so i'm reprompting it now!:

so, Marius and Courfeyrac had sex in a modern era. Marius enjoyed it very much but vows to never do it again because it's gay and Courfeyrac is his best friend. it doesn't bother Courfeyrac, though he enjoyed it a lot too.

but Marius can't stop thinking about it. it was the best sex he's ever had. and one day, he can't deal with it, so he masturbates to the thought of it...then Courfeyrac comes in and Marius begs him to fuck him.

TL;DR, Marius had sex with Courfeyrac, can't stop thinking about it, jerks off and Courfeyrac comes in and Marius begs Courfeyrac for it.
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Javert and valjean, both looking for each other J/V (modern Au?)

(Anonymous)
Based on having watched a long lost program

Javert and valjean were lovers when they were younger. Then, perhaps due to Javert's orders they are seperated, and despite the best efforts, loose contact.

Valjean thinks Javert has fallen out of love with him when letters go unanswered.

Years later, after adopting Cosette and her marrying, he starts looking for Javert again. Meanwhile, Javert has been looking for him ever since the letters stopped, but he doesn't realise Valjean has changed his name.
Valjean discovers that an Inspector Javert threw himself in the seine and gives up.
Javert is still alive, living under an assumed name.

How they end up finding each other is up to A!A, but make reunion emotional
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Javert/Lady Justice - music of the law?

(Anonymous)
If Enjolras can be in love with Patria, surely this can happen, too:

Listening to my Phantom-soundtrack, I couldn't help but think of young Javert being seduced by Lady Justice, who wants his undying and undevoted loyalty (much like Eric wants from Christine). Whether it is a dream or something (sur)real, I don't care. I just want to see Javert literally fall in love with the law.

Quast!vert preferred, everything else is up to A!a.
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Re: Javert/Lady Justice - music of the law?

(Anonymous)
Well, here's something - quite what, I don't know, as this turned out not quite as I planned. Given the beauty and easiness of the prompt (Quastvert and one of the most sensual songs in musical theatre) I was going for a sort of surreal/dream seduction scene that was based upon/echoed the lyrics of The Music of the Night, and ended up with surreal/dream seduction, some vague hints of (TW) self-cest, Javert's eventual demise and some sort of spiritual salvation :? It would be good to have some (preferably constructive) criticism if you decide to read this:

Night-time, darkness. Javert arrived home and, as with every other night, set aside his cudgel and hat, and prepared for bed; hidden away from the stars and in the comfort of his narrow bed sleep soon came for him, accompanied by his stirring imagination prising his senses from their defences. She had appeared so many times: she had started as a hazy figure in the shadowy realm of this dream world he oft retreated too and now, slowly and gently, the night finally unfurled its splendour. She propped her sword next to his nightstick and hung her faultlessly balanced scales next to his hat. There was no mystical aura, just a muted glow seeping through the shutters as Javert reached out to her. His long fingers slid deftly through the ripples of silk, acquainting with the slender figure beneath. Even here, in this universal blackness that held only him and her, his spirit was tremulous yet tender. The lithe woman encircled so perfectly in his strong arms, leaned further into him. A pale, statuesque hand stroked along a downy sideburn and pressed against his jaw coaxing him away from the day’s garish light – so cold and unfeeling on the streets of Paris – and to bask in their darkest, brightest dreams.

Lustitia: the only woman Javert felt able to truly love and respect. Lustitia, the only woman who was able to, as now, effortlessly ease herself into Javert’s life, dreams and bedchamber. She needed no permission to wrap herself around him: her smooth, nimble legs straddled his own muscular thighs that were still swathed beneath the woollen blanket; her arms curved over his broad shoulders. She tucked her head neatly into the crook of his neck and kissed him there with her thin, red lips. With each one, Javert felt his senses sharpen, the sensations rapidly heighten.

He had to get that infuriating blindfold off of her.

Her kisses dotted his face and hands traced over his bare chest while he stroked her chestnut waves of hair several times before coming to a halt on the rigid knot of the blindfold. She made a noise, a squeak of panic, as her hand came up and swooped over Javert’s.

“You would have me look at you?” she pulled back and levelled her face to his, “You would be content not to be judged as an equal to all other men?”

“Not all men are equal.” A tiger’s smile stalked through Javert’s voice as he picked at the knot.

The material fell away, tumbling to the dark abyss of the room, revealing wide eyes as cerulean as his own. In an unhurried movement, her hand left Javert’s and trailed up to the back of his head. Finding a knot there, she tugged and unleashed his queue from its harsh binding.

“We shall be the same.” Her voice drawled delicately into his ear. “Trust me.”

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Re post from Round 1:

"Even though this is a mostly lighthearted request, putting a possible Trigger Warning for spiked drinks?

One of the Amis somehow manages to spike Enjolras' drink just to see what would happen and possibly make him relax for once. As it turns out, Enjy has zero alcohol tolerance and is quite the horny little slut when completely sloshed. Cue him awkwardly coming on to most of the other amis, to their amusement. Cue him finally ending up in Grantaire's lap, kissing and pawing at him and desperately begging R to fuck him. Cue Grantaire having the most difficult internal battle of wills ever. Bonus points if it ends in fluff, with R instead choosing to put Enjolras to bed and looking after him and such."
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Is it okay if he's just drunk? I like the image I'm getting from this.
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Enjolras, Combeferre, Courfeyrac - saddest reincarnation fic ever

(Anonymous)
Based on this tumblr post: http://barricadeur(.)tumblr(.)com/post/45797681063/brigantes-enjolras-the-chief-is-liberte (trying not to get spambot-marked)

Enjolras, Combeferre and Courfeyrac are reincarnated some time between the 1870's and 1910's. They find themselves enemies, divided on the conflicts of the era.
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Valjean can't hug all the orphans

(Anonymous)
He loves orphans
He loves every kind of orphan
He just wants to hug all of them
But he can't.

He thinks about how many don't have a home
And how he should have them
He think about how cute they are
And how their eyes
And the freckles and the smiles.

So I guess I'm just asking for Valjean to make a nuesence of himself trying to hug all of the orphans (bonus if one of them is a disgruntled Javert)
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Re: Valjean can't hug all the orphans

(Anonymous)
Virtual cookies for whoever fills this.
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Reincarnation AU with a twist

(Anonymous)
Because most reincarnation AUs involve simply uprooting the characters and placing them in a modern setting, I'd love to see some more variety: the Les Mis characters are reincarnated into the most unlikely people/careers imaginable

which is all fine, until they quite abruptly get their memories back fully of their old lives in 19th century France

Maybe Javert finds himself as a teenage pop sensation? Cosette the tough Australian cattle drover? Thenardier as a philanthropist?

Anything goes, just be inventive!
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Re: Reincarnation AU with a twist

(Anonymous)
This is so interesting! I'll definitely try my hand at it.
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Does your mother know

(Anonymous)
I know there are many age difference E/R fics out there, but I'd love one based on the ABBA song in which R will be like 23-24 and E 17-19 and E will be all innocent and quiet and R sassy and experienced and it will mostly involved flirting... I don't mind some sex as well.
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Re: Does your mother know

I'm sorry, I'm a bad person, but upon seeing the topic line my mind immediately followed with "you're wearing her drapes" and I thought you were requesting some Shakespeare in a park.
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