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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

I've read a few stories where Enjolras doesn't eat because he's too focused on revolution and all that jazz. What I would love to see is the opposite, where basically he doesn't know how to cook, so he only eats cereal, microwave meals, and takeout. And he eats A LOT. And he is too busy focusing on revolution so he doesn't workout either. So Courfeyrac (and Combeferre?) have been trying to get him to eat healthier with little success, so they plan a beach trip or something where Enjolras would have to take off his shirt, and they could essentially point out what his unhealthy lifestyle has done to his body (aka they want him to be in a situation where he is uncomfortable with how he looks, thus inspiring him to be healthier). But then when Enjolras takes off his shirt, he still has a perfect body.

Basically, I just want Les Amis to assume that unhealthy!Enjolras is flabby and then find out that he actually is just perfect. Some drooling R would be embraced as well :)
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Yes omfg I want to write something for this
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Eponine Ageplay

(Anonymous)
One of the les amis finds out about eponine's family and decides to take care of her. The problem is they're babying her........literally. can be sexual or non sexual.

Bonus points if eponine ends up wearing the poofiest pink little girl dress known to man.

I'd like for her little age to be five and under preferably 2 or 3. Thank you all!
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i would love to rp with you can also contact me via: yim: jillrainfall@yahoo.com
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ExR Strawberry Panic X-Over

(Anonymous)
Not sure if anyone's watched the anime Strawberry Panic? It's set in three Catholic all-girls schools situated at the top of a hill in the countryside and basically has a hierarchical system where the schools put forward candidates for the position of "Etoile" - a couple who are basically the "stars" of all three schools, most loved and respected and the representatives of the school in public and who mediate between the three student councils. The Etoile pairs are voted upon by the entire school and are usually a couple/end up as a couple.

So, something like that with Les Amis - but as boys?
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Javert as a Sassy Gay Friend

(Anonymous)
I've heard that Eponine wouldn't have died at the barricade if she had a sassy gay friend. Basically, Javert finds out that Eponine is in love with Marius and he convinces her not to go die at the barricades.

Alternatively if you want Eposette, Eponine goes to the barricades to rescue her true love's true love and Javert convinces her not to, all the while in the need of a Sassy Gay Friend to help him figure out his feelings for Valjean.
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Re: Javert as a Sassy Gay Friend

(Anonymous)
Does Marius die with Eponine personally saving him from a bullet?
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Feuilly appreciation

(Anonymous)
Can I please get some Feuilly love, wether its gen or any ship or just headcanons, can I please just get some appreciation for the fan maker please and thank
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All the Javerts selfsest

(Anonymous)
All the Javerts from every rendition of LesMis meet each other via some plot device and have a gigantic selfsest orgy!

x10000 multiplier for BrickJavert and QuastJavert trying to out dom each other and CroweJavert being the bottom bitch.

My immortal soul for this to be juxtaposed with all the Valjeans meeting via the same plot device and having a totally innocent tea party and gushing about there respective Cosettes.

As cracky or as smutty as the AA sees fit.
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Re: All the Javerts selfsest

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...And then the innocent tea party ends when the 98 Valjean admits to hitting Cosette and the others either sing their anger at him or monologue at him until he loses his cool and flips over the table and starts fighting everyone.
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Enjolras/Grantaire, Enjolras/Other (Unrequited)

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Grantaire and Enjolras are together, someone else is in love with Enjolras. One day, this other person (OC or not) comes across Grantaire and Enjolras having sex.

Cue feeling heartbroken, angry, and turned on a little.

He stays to watch the entire time.
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Enjolras was never a leader, and Grantaire was never his follower.

(Anonymous)
^please just anything on that line, because it is stuck in my head and I can't get it out, like when you get a piece of a song stuck in your head and can't get rid of it until you hear the full version
Canon-era please, shippy or not doesn't matter, I just want something on this you are free to do whatever you wantt
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Re: Enjolras was never a leader, and Grantaire was never his follower.

do you mean, like, a complete AU (role-reversal?), or just an alternative interpretation of their canon dynamic/relationship?

because, wow, i see what you mean. that line's damn intriguing.
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Graceland spoiler kinda

(Anonymous)
Sooooo mike got a gun shoved in his mouth last night and my mind went to a dark and dirty place

E/R in which grantaire puts a gun in enjolras' mouth

Absolutely no rape/noncon/dubcon. They're just role playing. Role play as mike and Eddie for all I care. Just make it consensual. And just to be safe, no killing either lol.
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yes!!!!! mike with a gun in his mouth was so pretty tbh I didn't even have room to be scared for him
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Grantaire does capoeira.

(Anonymous)
Les Amis find out.

(Gen or e/R preferred, but not mandatory)
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past the point of no return

(Anonymous)
Some phantom inspired eponine/montparnasse, pleasy?
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fluffy comfort for Bossuet

(Anonymous)
Most of the time Bossuet laugh off his troubles in the series of unfortunate events that is his life. But then he has one day (or week) that is especially, ridiculously, abnormally unlucky even by his standards, and his good humour just won't cut it. He has a sort or breakdown but then everyone drops what they are doing to comfort him... leading Bossuet to conclude that in spite of everything else that has happened lately, he is actually very very lucky because he has the most amazing friends anyone could ask for.

Please give me some tooth rottingly sweet fluffy comfort.
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J/C/B bdsm

(Anonymous)
Jehan and Courf utterly dominate Bahorel.

Any era, any situation, no kinks barred (although preferably full consent from all parties).
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E/R, enjolras in short shorts

(Anonymous)
it's super hot outside so how about enjolras in tight denim shorts being completely oblivious to the effect that this has on grantaire
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Re: E/R, enjolras in short shorts

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(I don't want to hijack, but there's a fic that is very relevant to your interests:

http://astillsoftershade.tumblr.com/post/46520749838/daisies-enjolras-and-co

More shortsjolras is encouraged, of course!
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Valjean, Cosette/Marius

(Anonymous)
Valjean isn't an information witholding idiot!AU or Modern!AU

Valjean is the world's most passive aggressive in-law and constantly snipes at Marius under his breath and making comments that Marius is sure are insulting but are so neutrally phrased he can't prove it. He continues to be the most doting father in the world to Cosette which only makes Marius more confuse, especially when the passive aggression edges into outright agression ie "OK listen up you booby I have no idea what my baby girl sees in you but the second she stops smiling you are gone do you hear me I was in prison I know things what, I didn't say anything, pass the pie, lovely weather we're having." It's getting to the point where the thought of going over to Valjean's house for Sunday dinner makes Marius break out in cold sweat.

TL;DR Valjean is bitter as hell and snarks Marius into an ulcer.

Bonus points for Cosette figuring out what's going on and tearing Valjean a new one in the sweetest way possible.
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