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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

Cosette/Marius, Omega!Marius

(Anonymous)
Omega!Marius goes into heat and (beta or alpha) Cosette has to take care of him with a strap-on.
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Re: Cosette/Marius, Omega!Marius

(Anonymous)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH PEGGING FIC IS2G
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(reposted from round 5) Joly thinks he's contracted some deadly illness and quarantines himself. A drunken Courfeyrac thinks that he must be awfully bored and decides to strip for him over Skype to provide a bit of entertainment. Joly is insanely turned on by this. I'd prefer if it was not an established relationship.
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Eponine wishes the goblins would come and take Cosette away RIGHT NOW
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OH MY GOD YES
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Javert the precinct bicycle

(Anonymous)
Preferably canon universe.

Javert alows his men to use his body so that they don't go out and mingle with prostitutes and to solidify their loyalty to him (and the LAW, of course). He is also totaly nonchalant about the whole thing and doesn't realy view it as any more of a bonding activity, some men go out and drink, others go to parties, Javert just spreads his legs.
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Repost from Round 2:

"I want an unrequited E/R where someone helps Grantaire slowly but surely move on from Enjolras because this is clearly hurting him and they don't like seeing him hurt. And they eventually begin a healthy, equal relationship where they have both incredibly happy. Because as much as I love the angsty unhealthy relationship prompts, I'm in the mood for happiness. Also I'm partial to Courfeyrac, but I really don't mind who it is."
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Joly 5+1

(Anonymous)
The five times that Joly was afraid and one of the Amis had to comfort him and the one time he comforted the Amis.
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Re: Joly 5+1

(Anonymous)
Think I might have prompted something similar a while back, but it didn't get filled so here is my whole hearted endorsement!

+100000000
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I just realized I haven't seen any cosette/marius/courfeyrac
QUICK SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN
I DON'T CARE HOW, MARIUS JUST HAS THE TWO BEST-DRESSED PEOPLE EVER IN HIS LIFE
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https://www.pinboard.in/u:lesmiskinkmeme/t:pairing%253Acosette%252Fcourfeyrac%252Fmarius/t:status:filled
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nobody takes enjolras seriously because he looks like a 17 year old girl

so he decides to not shave for a couple days and cut off his golden locks

maybe he even dyes his hair, idk.

anyway, les amis make all sorts of (non-malicious) teasing comments about it and makes enjolras feel self-conscious but grantaire tells him he looks good

(really good. bend-you-over-a-table good)
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FILL Part 1/?

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Enjolras lathered his face, tilting his chin up, raising his razor to his throat. He began to scrape away his stubble but paused, midstroke, memories of yesterday's hecklers still strong in his mind.

"Hey sweetcheeks, what's a girl like you doing in pants like those?"

"Heh, the only reason there are no Amies is because they'd all be jealous of that one's face."

"Angel-ras? You're kidding me, aren't you?"

"How could a boy like that lead a revolution? He looks like a debutante!"


He frowned, biting his lip, the bitter taste of soap and humiliation burning in his mouth. He set the straight razor aside and leaned over his washing bowl, splashing water across his cheeks, rinsing the foam away. He straightened, wiping his face dry with a towel, and eyed himself critically in the small mirror, running his fingers over the pale blond stubble. It was sparse, but not patchy, he thought- it had the makings of a respectable beard in a few weeks time. And yet it wasn't enough, he thought, frowning at his still all too effeminate reflection. He tugged on a curl, pulling it towards his chin and watching it spring up again. Too long, he thought, too long by half. In one savage impulse of action, before he could change his mind, he flung the soapy water out his window, slamming the bowl back on the dresser top. He grabbed the straight razor with one hand and a clump of hair with the other, hacking it off, dumping the offending locks in the bowl. There, he thought grimly, there was no going back now. He brushed the longer lengths away from the newly shorn patch, eyeing it critically. It was maybe a little too short he thought- but there wasn't anything he could do. Hesitantly, he gathered up another clump of hair, trying to measure it's length against the razor. Maybe he could even this out...

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An hour later, as satisfied with his hair as he was ever going to be, he straightened his clothing and hustled to class, not wanting to be counted absent. He could hear murmurs as he took his seat besides Bossuet.

"Good morning," he said smugly, enjoying the shocked look his friend gave him.

"G-good morning," Lesgle stuttered, staring. "Enjolras, your hair-"

"I cut it," he said proudly, running his fingers through the tufts. He had carefully shorn away any hint of curl- his hair flew around his head in straight shocks that he had weighed down as best he could with a wet comb. He looked very masculine, if he could say so himself.

"Enjolras!" Professor Blondeau called.

"Present!" Enjolras responded, surprised- he hadn't thought roll had begun.

"What the hell is wrong with you, boy?" the professor snapped.

"Sir?" Enjolras asked.

"Are you law student or a galley slave?" Professor Blondeau snapped. The class snickered as Enjolras gaped. "Well? Are you going to answer me, Enjolras?"

"Sir, I'm-"

"Get out," Blondeau said, pointing to the door. "Get out, and don't come back till you don't look like a damn convict! You're bringing shame on this university with your unkempt appearance-" and the rest of his rant was lost to Enjolras' ears as he shuffled out the door, numb. He sat on a bench outside the lecture hall, all to aware of the snickering that seemed to inevitably increase as students passed him. Damn it, he thought furiously, clenching his fists, hanging his head to hide his fluttered blinking against the stinging in his eyes. God damn it!

"Enjolras," Lesgle said as he sat beside him on the bench.

"Bossuet," Enjolras repeated, hating the thick tone his voice had taken. Bossuet laid a hand over Enjolras, forcing his hand to lie flat.

"Tch," the older student said, tracing the bloody crescents his nails had dug into his palm, "Joly will have a fit over these."

"So don't show him," Enjolras muttered snatching his hand back. Lesgle didn't let that deter him, wrapping his arm around Enjolras' shoulder instead.

"Come on chief," he said with his characteristic good cheer, "Let's call this school thing a day, shall we?"
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Combeferre/Éponine, rough sex

(Anonymous)
Éponine likes it rough; Combeferre is more than glad to oblige her.

After all, it's always the quiet ones who turn out to be freaks in the sack, eh?
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e/R - consensual non-consent; after-care

(Anonymous)
So, basically my OTP is R/Consent, so I was kind of interested in a fic where Enjolras approaches Grantaire with the idea of a form of consensual non-consent (with Grantaire as the 'perpetrator' so to speak) and Grantaire agrees - even though he is fairly wary about how it will end up/whether or not he will actually like it.

The scene ends up not going the way Grantaire imagined (maybe he can't deal with hearing Enjolras' protests?) and ends up safewording out.

Cue fluffy after-care.
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Re: e/R - consensual non-consent; after-care

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I REALLY LIKE THIS PROMPT AND I REALLY HOPE IT GETS FILLED MAN
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Valjean/All the Javerts

(Anonymous)
Valjean gets consensually gangbanged by various versions of Javert (Quast!vert, Brick!Vert, all the !verts). All my love for dirty talk and facials.
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Re: Valjean/All the Javerts

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I am grinning like an idiot, I'm glad no one decided to take the same brake as me.
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can't decide if I'm brilliant or filthy

(Anonymous)
E/R, use of the line "I believe in you" in a sexual context. Any era.
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Werewolf or Werelion Valjean

(Anonymous)
So I have seen many prompts for Javert being a werewolf and decided we really need to see Valjean as a werewolf, or a werelion because Reasons with a very vulnerable and human Javert not knowing how to handle this.

I'd prefer Valjean being able to keep this a secret even in Toulon and Javert coming face to face with werelion Valjean when he saves his life or something. You decide.

Bonus for lots of h/c from werelion/wolf Valjean towards Javert just because vulnerable!Javert is a favorite of mine.

Gen preferred, though it doesn't have to be.

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Re: Werewolf or Werelion Valjean

(Anonymous)
would werebear be fine (because I see Valjean's animal form as a bear more than anything else)
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Cosette/Marius

(Anonymous)
I saw this Tumblr post and Marius and Cosette immediately came to mind...

"Imagine your OTP getting caught in the moment making out against a wall and Person A tries to be sexy and lead things to the bedroom by picking person B up, only to almost drop them on the way. They both start laughing and make use of the floor instead."

If you could do this (with Marius as Person A) then it would make all my dreams come true.
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Re: Cosette/Marius

(Anonymous)
My firstborn for this! *pitches tent*
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Eponine/Combeferre

(Anonymous)
Eponine has a glorious ass and Combeferre loves fingering her (from either entrance)
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Reincarnation AU. Valjean and Cosette both remember being father and daughter once before.

Except this time Cosette dies young.

Make me cry, anons.
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i really want enjolras losing his temper and hitting grantaire, who could easily defend himself/fight back but he chooses not to because it's enjolras.
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enjolras/grantaire- rimming

(Anonymous)
so could someone please write grantaire riding enjolras's face? could be subjolras, doesn't really matter. i just want grantaire putting enjolras's tongue "to better use" ;)
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Reprompt from Round 3 (+ a related prompt)

(Anonymous)
http://makinghugospin(.)livejournal(.)com/11823(.)html?thread=4463151#t4463151

Jehan sitting on anyone's lap, wetting through both his clothes and theirs, and he's utterly humiliated but his partner is completely turned on by it.

All the bonus points if it happens in public!

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Not my prompt, but it was a prompt I loved, and I'd also like to add on to the prompt by adding that this specific anon would love it if there was Courfeyrac/Jehan.

The related prompt would be: Jehan has a tiny bladder and has to pee all the time. This leads to desperate situations and much teasing from his friends, but it causes him lots of humiliation. Then accidents and h/c happens.



(Slinks back into hole of depravity anon came from.)
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Original prompt from Round 2:

"Enjolras has a head injury or gets struck by lightening or whatever and he suddenly has the power to listen to everyone's thoughts. Maybe Combeferre is not as calm as everyone thinks, Joly's mind is a train wreck of nervousness, Feuilly is always worried about work, Grantaire has very suicidal tendencies and he learns about his feelings, etc.

You don't have to use those idea for their thoughts."

I'm not to original prompter but I really hope this gets filled!
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Seconded with every fibre of my being.
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c/r/c

(Anonymous)
combeferre/grantaire/courfeyrac with C & C basically just worshiping R's body and just turning him into a complete and utter mess
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Re: c/r/c

(Anonymous)
I didn't know I needed this but YES YES YES/screaming
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awkward boners

(Anonymous)
Everyone gets them. Please tell me about times when each of the amis has experienced an awkward boner.

Bonus points: Enjolras gets one while giving a speech
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Re: awkward boners

(Anonymous)
PLEASE.
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Trigger Warning: Rape

(Anonymous)
So I was reading through old prompts and saw this comment on a Enjolras non-con Amis prompt:

"Not OP, but just a thought, what if the one person E expects to rape him is the only one not drugged or whatever? I dunno, I hope I'm not infringing upon your kink but I kinda like seeing R being tormented by the sight of E getting raped and him being helpless to do anything (held back or something?) while E previously thinking R only wants in his pants and not putting it past R to drunkenly take what he wants then be proven wrong by Grantaire's struggling and pleading to take take Enjolras's place, crying tears of desperation as he tries futilely to rescue him."

And thats the prompt!

Short Version:

E getting raped by drugged Amis and R being helpless to do anything (held back or something?). Grantaire's struggles and pleads to take Enjolras's place, crying tears of desperation as he tries futilely to rescue him.

+ R trying to look after E (cleaning him up? Hospital?)
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Lucky Bossuet

(Anonymous)
Something where Bossuet breaks a mirror by walks under a ladder while seeing a black cat and has an umbrella open indoors and because of all this unluckyness, his luck turns and becomes very lucky

Up to author to decide what happens next
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Enjolras/Grantaire: If R had E for one night...

(Anonymous)
Enjolras over hears Courfyrac asking Grantaire what he would do if he could do anything with Enjolras for one night and for whatever reason he decides to listen to R's answer.

He's surprised when, instead of answering with something sexual, Grantaire says things like taking him out to dinner, giving him a massage to help him relax or just cuddling.
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire: If R had E for one night...

(Anonymous)
ah i love this prompt ;~;
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