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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
exit pursued by javert
10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 6 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to new comments.

established JVJ; VJ is distracted because his baby Cosette is also having sex atm, sadness ensues

(Anonymous)
When Valjean comes back from Cosette's marriage it's obvious he's not feeling completely fine so Javert, not entirely sure of what's going on, tries to take care of him until it passes but they eventually find themselves in bed (aaand Valjean is bottoming.)

... but obviously it just reminds Valjean of the fact that it's Cosette's wedding night so she's certainly also getting fucked right now (maybe it's J/VJ's first time too?), and, well, it's Valjean, he cries (because his little baby's married now and whatnot), but he doesn't want Javert to know/to ruin the mood/anything, so he tries to hide it. (Until Javert realizes what going on obv.)
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Re: established JVJ; VJ is distracted because his baby Cosette is also having sex atm, sadness ensue

(Anonymous)
Awwwwwww! +1
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This is a chain we'll never break

(Anonymous)
Somehow, Marius and Cosette get handcuffed together. Hijinks ensue.
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Re: This is a chain we'll never break

Are you referring to sexual hijinks? Or more general classic Awkward Marius issues?
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E/R size!kink, blowjobs, body worship

(Anonymous)
What it says in the title.

So, Enjolras has a tiny dick.

He doesn't particularly know he's abnormally small; after all, in many older statues and paintings penises aren't really shown to scale. Perhaps when he looks in anatomy textbooks he assumes they depicted the penis as larger in order to show more detail.

(This would probably work best in canon era, as I'd like Enjolras to be unaware of his situation and I'm not sure if that'd really work during the modern era considering locker rooms and urinals and whatnot.)

So when he and Grantaire eventually get around to banging, he is seriously enamoured and a little bit intimidated by Grantaire's larger than average/average-sized cock; meanwhile, Grantaire finds Enjolras' dick totally charming.

Cue body worship type scenarios with Enjolras fastidiously giving attention to every inch of Grantaire's cock and Grantaire being delighted that he can easily fit Enjolras' entire dick plus balls in his mouth.
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pride & prejudice au

(Anonymous)
with darcy!enjolras lizzie!R jane!cosette and bingley!marius
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Re: pride & prejudice au

(Anonymous)
unrelated, but I can totally see bingley and marius being bffs and pontmercying together.
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Enjolras/Grantaire: Shy!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
RE-POST FROM ROUND 2:

Shy!Grantaire

Yeah I know this may seems a little ooc but think about it. Grantaire doesn't flirt with Enjolras or provoke him in any ways, he justs sits in the corner drinking, pining over him and admiring him from afar because he would never dare to try anything because Enjolras is so perfect and he is so broken and he would taint Enjolras and it just can't happen.

So when Enjolras talks to him, Grantaire gets flustered and uneasy and basically choke on his own words. Latter he bangs his head against a wall because he needs to get himself together and actually answer Enjolras goddamn question next time.

So basically I want Enjolras taking the first step.Maybe because les amis kindly pointed it out to him because they can't have anymore of the pining it's getting ridiculous
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Re: Enjolras/Grantaire: Shy!Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Seconded with the fire of a thousand burning suns.
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Combeferre/Enjolras, Mpreg

(Anonymous)
Combeferre is 8 months pregnant, and Enjolras is surprisingly nurturing. Massages/cuddles/getting things for him so that he doesn't have to bend down or lift things/picking up weird foods for him at the crack of dawn, etc.
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daddy kink

(Anonymous)
e/R or courfeyrac/jehan i just want daddy kink (feel free to add any other kinks onto that)
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Together they fight crime

(Anonymous)
Because of Reasons, Enjolras and Javert have to work together for a common goal.
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Re: Together they fight crime

(Anonymous)
Rampant corruption in the government?! Javert presented with adequate proof of wrongdoing = him and Enjolras agreeing on something for once?!
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Okay... This is my first prompt and I'm sort of new to all this... But I wouldn't mind a sort of Jehan/Grantaire or e/R (you can choose) fic where it's a little like Poppy Z. Brite's "Exquisite Corpse". Basically Grantaire making love to and wanting to eat (yes literally) Enjolras or Jehan. Bonus points for lots of describeyness about how much R wants to taste them or plus de gore. Sorry, I feel dumb writing this
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OMG someone else who has read Exquisite Corpse (and likes it) LET ME LOVE YOU FRIEND!
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Enjolras has no interest in pre-marital sex. Grantaire can work with that.
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Ace!E/Dom!R

(Anonymous)
Grantaire is a professional dominant who usually didn't have sex with his clients. Enjolras is his boyfriend and they have a great nonsexual relationship.

One day, Enjolras and Grantaire get into a discussion about nonsexual BDSM and Enjolras decides he wants to try it.
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Re: Ace!E/Dom!R

(Anonymous)
I need this so, so badly. There's not nearly enough nonsexual BDSM in this fandom.
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Eponine/Combeferre

(Anonymous)
I just... they're my OTP and I rarely find fics about them. So, anything from fluff to angst would be lovely with them. The one rule I'm imposing is that no one (at least no major character) can die, because nope.
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Re: Eponine/Combeferre

(Anonymous)
If you look on AO3 there is quite a lot of these two as a couple
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There was this show on BBC3 last year called The Revolution Will Be Televised where these guys pulled pranks on hypocritical/corrupt politicians or companies.

I'd love a crossover of Les Amis pulling pranks like they did on the show and just generally being hilarious and awesome.

(The series is on youtube and it's totally worth watching if you have a chance)
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daddy!kink Jehan

(Anonymous)
Jehan/Courf or Jehan/bahorel
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Marius and the in-laws

(Anonymous)
Modern AU. That super super awkward official first time Marius meets Cosette's two dads ('official' because he's already met the inspector with the gnarly sideburns when the guy arrested a couple of his buddies), and he pretty sure neither of them like him all that much (he's right), and at least 50% of the awkwardness comes from Marius and his Pontmercying anyway.
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