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The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 6
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10littlebullets wrote in makinghugospin
[Round 6: No vacancy]Official rules/FAQ/Page-A-Mod post is there for reference, but you know how it works by now. Be nice, no kink-shaming, this is not the place to have it out with people who are Wrong On The Internet, detailed lists of kinks in headers are good, no RPF except for historical figures. Link to your fills (complete or incomplete) on the Fill Post. NKMWA = No Kink Meme Warnings Apply; see rules post for details. Mods reserve the right to enforce reasonable standards of conduct even if they are incapable of explicitly enumerating every possible way someone could act like an asshat online.

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Check in at Round 7!


Jean Valjean vs. real name policies

*snorts* +100

septum piercing

(Anonymous)
(feel free to add more piercings, but definitely That one) the sub gets pierced and when it's healed up the dom gets to play. IDK i just think it's hot and i wanna see it. bdsm, just no scat or blood please. i wanna see them led around by a chain or.. or their hands are tied so maybe the dom just connects them to something and they have to stand or stay in position cuz otherwise OW ? i prefer some amis pairing but i'll honestly take whatever pairing an author wishes to use. thanks!

Re: septum piercing

(Anonymous)
SECONDED

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*triple checks anon*

Enjolras shaving fem!Grantaire's crotch.

That's it. That's the prompt.

Power trio as Charlie's Angels

(Anonymous)
I'm not even sorry. Crack is absolutely welcome

Comedic twist on H/C

(Anonymous)
Everyone thinks that Grantaire is depressed and possibly going into a downward spiral... but he actually isn't! Things like this happen:

-Grantaire gets sunscreen in his eye and an ami or several amis think that he's been crying.
-Grantaire gets molested by his doorknob (you know what I'm talking about, when you try to walk through a door and your beltloop gets caught on the knob) and this causes him to trip and rip his jeans so everyone thinks he's been assaulted or doesn't have money for clothes or something.
-Grantaire has missed class three days in a row and sounded like he was crying over the phone, but in actuality he's had the flu.

And then the concerned amis all stage some sort of support group-y intervention thingy for Grantaire and they're like "we know you've been going through some rough times, but we're here to support you... you brave little soldier!" and they're all tearing up, while Grantaire is grateful that they care... but he's also completely confused and maybe a little weirded out by their behaviour.

Re: Comedic twist on H/C

(Anonymous)
Yes holy crap this is an amazing and hilarious prompt

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Community Claymation Special Xover

(Anonymous)
Could I have a fic in which one day one of the amis woke up to find that the entire world appeared to be in "claymation". You can cast whomever you'd like for whichever part, or not bother at all trying to follow the plot from community and just run with the idea of the world being in claymation. I'd even enjoy reading about the challenges of sex as a claymation figure! Anything goes!

E/C

(Anonymous)
Enjolras riding Combeferre until he (E) is crying with pleasure. Like real crying, ugly crying, sob crying. Can be consentual or dubcon, dom/sub or not, platonic fucking or established relationship, whatever!

Mis-read Prompt (Maybe Fantine/Jean Valjean?)

(Anonymous)
I read the "Fantine fix it" prompt as "Fix it Fantine" and automatically thought Fix-it Felix from Wreck-it Ralph. Now I'd like to read a cute and or cracky fic in which Fantine is basically Fix-it Felix and Jean Valjean is Wreck-it Ralph.

Bonus: If Cosette is Vanellope.

Jehan/Courfeyrac leading to Jehan/Grantaire/Courfeyrac

(Anonymous)
Repost from Round 4.

Jehan and Courfeyrac are happy. Grantaire isn't. Jehan and Courfeyrac realize they're tired of seeing Grantaire so sad all the time, So they decide it'd be a great idea to see if he'd like to make a nice little sandwich with them.

Enjolras/Grantaire, robots!

(Anonymous)
Enjolras believes that Grantaire is incapable of believing, of thinking, of willing, of living, and of dying not because he's an alcoholic nuisance but because he's a robot (or automaton or android or whatever you want to call him. A machine.), and those are the main reasons he thinks robots are inferior. He genuinely does not think of robots as sentient beings, but rather cleverly programed metal things that have no feelings.

Grantaire, of course, has robot feelings that are very real, and are getting hurt, because he is falling in love with a man who thinks that his every thought was predetermined and programmed, and not actually him at all.

And in the end, Enjolras realizes that robot or not, Grantaire is capable of feeling and willing and living and falls in love with him right back.

Re: Enjolras/Grantaire, robots!

(Anonymous)
Hiyas, I'm thinking of filling this, it sounds far too adorable...
Quick question, would you mind/like steampunk? So, it would be canon-era, but, you know, wonderful steampunk.
(Also, I had some random thoughts on Engineer!Ferre making some little clockwork moths who sit on Grantaire because ROBOTS).

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Girl's Night Out

(Anonymous)
Cosette, Eponine, Musichetta and Bahorel's laughing mistress have a night out together. Bonus points for: shenanigans, drinking, and a happy, angst-free foursome. My kinks are women being friends, and happiness, apparently.

de-aging/age regression (yeah a bit cracky)

(Anonymous)
Enjolras and Grantaire are having a heated argument and Gavroche just happens to walk in at the wrong time and they both yell at him. Gavroche decides that his two older friends have lost touch with "little people". Gavroche also secretly has magic and/or knows of someone with magic (a gypsy in town?) and one way or the other sees to it that both Enjolras and Grantaire are turned into children to teach them a lesson or something.

What happens then?

Bonus: Joly nearly has a heart attack when he's babysitting and the boys come back covered head to toe in mud or something. Just Joly having heart attacks over kid!Enjolras and kid!Grantaire.

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omg this is adorable and funny

crying kink (tw: dubconish?)

(Anonymous)
Person A gets off on seeing Person B cry. Person B does not know this. Person A goes out of his/her way to make Person B cry by being cruel though the cruelty can be subtle or even disguised as kindness (e.g. forgets not to bring up certain subjects, just happens to turn on the TV when a depressing film is going to be on if it's a modern AU). Person A may or may not feel guilty about this, but doesn't stop either way.

Bonus points if you choose any of the following pairings: Courfeyrac/Jehan, Enjolras/Grantaire, Javert/Valjean, Joly/Anyone.

Marius and Ghost!Enjolras

(Anonymous)
During the empty chairs at empty tables scene when Marius is getting really emotional Enjolras' ghost comes back, positively outraged that there was still furniture int he room

"why werent these chairs and tables added to the barricade?!"

idk. it was meant to be funny

Minifill CW: Bereavement, mentions of hallucinations

(Anonymous)
Running his hands along the polished wood, now coated in a fine layer of dust, Marius was haunted by memories. Vivid flashes of colour, where now there was only grey. Noisy laughter and chatter, where now there was silence, broken only by the heaving of his own breath. This place that had been full of people and life, now empty. A sarcophagus. A thousand emotions too powerful to express racing through him. His friends were gone. Gone. And he somehow had to learn to live with the fact that he’d cheated death where they had not. He buried his face in a table and fucking sobbed.

“That’s unappealing,” a low, rumbling voice said. Though he could barely pick up on it, it was strangely familiar.

Great. Now he was hearing things. That was all he needed. Weren’t things bad enough at the moment? He didn’t need this on top of everything else. Marius bowed his head again. Go away hallucination, and let him alone.

“Seriously, do you not have a handkerchief or something?”

“There’s no shame in showing emotion,” Marius sniffed. “Also, whoever you are, you’re spoiling the mood.”

“Emotion that aids a higher cause is a powerful tool. Being covered in dribble and snot, isn’t.”

No, that was weirdly familiar. Marius blinked. Lifted his head up. Enjolras? How? Why? Who? Oh yeah right, Enjolras. But, how?

“You’re dead,” Marius said.

“And it’s no wonder,” Enjolras replied.

Marius bowed his head. He deserved this. “I’m truly sorry,” he said. “I couldn’t…”

“Look at all of these resources. Plenty of them. Completely wasted. I don’t know why I bother sometimes.”

Marius was confused. On several counts. “Firstly, what? Secondly, because Patria and all of that stuff? And thirdly, what?”

The shade started to shake, hazy form reddening. Voice stable in a sing-song ‘I am about to eviscerate you’ type of way. “Years of planning and organisation, and people can’t get one simple thing right. Our Barricade, a tiny slip of a thing, and the building blocks scattered. No thought, no care, no effort. Oh ‘I can just tootle on my merry way. Someone else will grab that. It’s only overthrowing the government; I shouldn’t have to commit to the monumental task of picking a chair up to make it happen’. I’ve had it up to here!”

Marius ducked as a chair went hurtling across the room, very nearly grazing him. “I don’t know what you mean!” he cried.

“You yourself were talking about empty chairs and tables!”

Marius nodded furiously.

“Why weren’t said chairs and tables added to the Barricade?” Enjolras boomed.

Marius was hunched up, furniture flying around his head. “I don’t know!” he squeaked. “They might have been and then been put back, or people just didn’t have time or, I don’t know!"

"How difficult is it, really?" the relentless shout came.

"Not," Marius said. "Not difficult.”

“Did you sabotage us so that you could have your dramatic moment? Answer me!”

Marius had no clue what to say to that. “I can't see the future! And I can’t sabotage you by myself. And you said I did good at the time.”

A colossal shriek pierced the air. “Why can’t people just be more organised?”

Marius was burying his face in his hands. “Please, I’m really quite scared now.” And everything fell to the ground with a clatter.

“My apologies,” Enjolras sighed. “Ghost powers. Still getting accustomed.”

“So you’re a ghost?” Marius said, as he pulled himself up.

Enjolras nodded. “It seems that way, yes.”

“And I’m not imagining you?”

Enjolras shook his head. “No, you aren’t imagining me. I just thought it would be a good idea to do some post mortem reconnaissance. Although, for some reason, the others thought it would be pointless.”

Marius’ eyes widened. This was astounding! Proof of the hereafter. A salve for his guilt. A breach between the greatest barriers humankind shall ever know!

An actual ghost. He screamed and bolted out of the room, only bumping into one or two things on the way.

For some reason or other, Enjolras needs to convince somebody that he's his own twin.

a thought: he has an Ami or someone with him that has to play along for extra hilarity/problematicness

e/R ActorAU Age Difference!! olderactor!E youngeractor!R

I don't know why, but I just adore the thought of Enjolras and Grantaire in an AU where they're both actors and R is the R-ogant (sorry i just can't help it), gorgeous, and talented rookie with a lot of unused potential who's rising to stardom, but is actually really cynical and disgusted with show business and the media, but "it pays the bills and buys good alcohol so what the fuck, amirite?"

But then here comes Enjolras who's been in the business for forever and is pretty much the God of the industry (Apollo if you will) and he's just so pumped about making show business less shallow and superficial. And I like to think he'd be a human rights activist and he'd use his popularity to bring attention to many problems around the world.

They could both meet after getting parts in the same TV show or movie, and R is his R-ogant self and thinks Enjolras is the prettiest person ever and flirts a little, but when he discovers how they're complete opposites in EVERYTHING, he gives up and thinks it's not worth it. BUT THEN, they keep getting parts in the same TV shows and movies and just can't avoid working together because their anger translates amazingly onscreen when they're together and they become some popular duo in the showbiz world.

Then I like to think that the sexual tension suddenly becomes too much eventually and they have unbelievably hot dressing room sex, but it's the filler's choice really.

I was inspired to have the whole age difference thing when I looked up George Blagden's and Aaron Tveit's age! So Grantaire would be 23 and Enjolras would be 29. You can change their ages if you want to though! I'd just really prefer it if Enjolras is significantly older than Grantaire because I literally never see fics like that.

Thank you for your consideration!!

Re: e/R ActorAU Age Difference!! olderactor!E youngeractor!R

(Anonymous)
I like where this is going. If I wasn't so swamped under I'd probably try but I really hope someone fills this soon :)

E/R Fat! Enjolras

(Anonymous)
Enjolras is fat. No two ways about it. But Grantaire thinks he's the most beautiful thing in the whole world, and regularly tells Enjolras and everyone else this fact.

Bonus points if E has a double chin.

Character A gets tired of waiting for character B to come to bed.

Desk/counter/table/whateverviablesurfaceyoucanthinkof sex ensues.

Javert/Valjean, suicide attempt

(Anonymous)
Javert and Valjean are married, have been for a while, and have a 10 year old adopted daughter, Cosette. It's not perfect, but they are generally happy.

Which is why it's a crushing blow when Javert tries to kill himself. Genuinely. Not a cry for help, but something that would have succeeded if Cosette hadn't gotten home from school early and called the police. And now Valjean is terrified and distrusting, Cosette is traumatized, and Javert feels like even more of a failure than before.

Re: Javert/Valjean, suicide attempt

(Anonymous)
Ahhh someone really needs to do this!!!!

Mrs. Robinson Fantine

I have an itch that needs to be scratched: namely a cougar Fantine seducing a young and impressionable ami.

Bonus points if:
-There are references to the Graduate. Even subtle references will make me smile.
-The ami starts off courting Cosette and then meets Fantine.
-The ami is blushy and inexperienced. (Of course, we can make an exception if you choose Courfeyrac).

"I think I broke Joly."

(Anonymous)
Someone watches "Medical Mysteries" or "1000 ways to die" or something of that nature with Joly. And Joly, predictably, has a giant freak out. Then comfort happens and whoever allowed Joly to watch the show gets their ass handed to them. I read something similar to this a while back and it made me happy... so the more the merrier!

Courfeyrac/Cosette (lol Marius)

(Anonymous)
Repost from Round 4:
(triple-checking anon)

Courf ties up Marius and then spanks/plays with/bangs Cosette like Marius isn't even there.

+500 and my pet squid for Cosette loving it

Field Surgery

(Anonymous)
Repost from round 3:

Enjolras/Combeferre, battlefield surgery. Enjolras takes a bullet to the side in 1830, Combeferre has to dig it out with Enjolras fully conscious and trying not to scream. (Because guess what won't be invented until the 1840s? If you guessed 'anaesthesia,' congratulations, you win a free bucket of nightmare fuel! Careful, it's highly flammable and may induce vomiting after you wake up.)

Focus on absolute trust, forced bodily intimacy--Combeferre is digging around in Enjolras' abdomen FFS, and Enjolras can feel him doing it--and having to inflict unimaginable amounts of pain to save a friend's life. Bonus if Combeferre is incredibly shaken up because he doesn't have much experience actually operating on a living patient, or if he has trouble maintaining the necessary detachment when it's Enjolras under the knife. Especially Enjolras at his most stoic and also his most vulnerable, trusting Combeferre unquestioningly and using what little coherence he's got left to talk him through it.

Re: Field Surgery

(Anonymous)
OMG yaaaay somebody reprompted my thing!

- original prompter

Gen or Any/Any, Les Amis (+ Marius, Cosette, Eponine)

Books and reading!

That's it, that's the prompt. I just want some Amis reading and loving the hell out of books.


Re: Gen or Any/Any, Les Amis (+ Marius, Cosette, Eponine)

(Anonymous)
Omg I've been working on a Drabble type thing about the way each of the Amis treat books, I guess I'll post that here when I finish it?
it's sorts kinda Combeferre/Jehan

Combeferre/Grantaire

(Anonymous)
Combeferre fucking Grantaire against a mirror to show him all the things he likes about Grantaire.

Re: Combeferre/Grantaire

(Anonymous)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

NEVER ENOUGH COMBEFERRE/GRANTAIRE

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